💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Tablet County]

More Christians were killed in Nigera and this fuckers bitching about Trump. Instead of complaining about Trump, do something. Stop doing all this performative art bullshit on X and be a man for a change. Even Trump manages to do that on a daily bases. You just lay on your fart couch all day impotently doing fuck all and been doing that for over a decade when you met your second wife. Not only did your first, better wife take everything in the divorce including your daughter, she took your will to do anything with your life.

As usual, this racist man would rather grind them up into pepperoni

https://www.christianpost.com/news/nigerian-christians-pray-for-relief-as-govt-fails-to-stop-killings.html

I mean, realistically what can he do? Try and take out Trump from 100 yards with his civilian p90?

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

I mean, realistically what can he do? Try and take out Trump from 100 yards with his civilian p90?

Which he could do, effortlessly, child. It’s only Pat’s remarkable self-restraint and faith in the legal process that keeps this nation from tipping into open conflict. Pat is so selfless he found a bailiff to protect his mortal enemy, remember.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I mean, realistically what can he do? Try and take out Trump from 100 yards with his civilian p90?

He claims to be able to do it with an AR15 that we've never seen him hold.

 

[Eulersnumber]

Patrick doesn't make mistakes child. enjoy prison stalkers

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You know Pat’s fat ass is wearing t-shirt at all times on that beach.

Deep down, he knows if he went topless, someone somewhere would snap a photo of his man-tits flapping gently in the breeze, the Pests would track it down, and he'd never hear the end of it. It would also be an irresistible lure for @Judge Holden.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

From /r/FatPeopleLivesMatter

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

From /r/FatPeopleLivesMatter

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times like these, i wish pat was as down bad as BossmanJack.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Deep down, he knows if he went topless, someone somewhere would snap a photo of his man-tits flapping gently in the breeze, the Pests would track it down, and he'd never hear the end of it. It would also be an irresistible lure for @Judge Holden.

If he went topless, the whole human crowd would try to do the right thing and push him back out to water so he didn’t beach.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Does he always still call "American Family Park" "Miller Park"? And do you think every time he goes to a Brewers game he misreads that as "Abandoned Family Park"?

 

[Judge Holden]

>Young Fátrikos the Plump-Bottomed was born in the rolling hills of Anatolia, the fattest of sixty four children.
>By the time he came of age, his family’s modest farmstead and his mother's modest womanhood were being raided over 500 times per year by the forces of the Great Nubian King Shee'Muh'Deek, who led a mighty host of over 3 well hung jungle warriors.
>Tired of inaction, young Fátrikos joined his local Theme Army, and amazed his fellow troops with his innovative strategy of sneaking in to enemy camps, immediately incapacitating the guards through his mastery of the martial technique of fellātus, and then leaving threatening messages proclaiming that his foes would all would die in the dungeons for their persecution of him, thus earning himself the epithet of 'The Stealthy Greek'
>He was declared Emperor, and engaged in a civil war to usurp the incumbent, Richárdos Evános the Fifty Sixth, who had himself usurped his predecessor Michaēl the Hack Fraud the previous year.
>After a long bloody conflict which saw millions die and most of the empire’s hinterlands seized by rival powers, Fátrikos emerged victorious, and had the defeated Richárdos blinded, skinned alive, dismembered, tossed in a loukániko grinder, his minced remains cooked in his own flayed skin, and served to a Pale and Hairless Brythonic Cowherd, in what was regarded as an unusually lenient punishment by Byzantine standards.
>The war was immediately followed by the Fátrikosian Plague, a great onset of deadly disease, which killed further millions and saw the Empire’s economy collapse. In an attempt to mitigate the damage, Fátrikos announced a tax increase on all citizens who failed to prove they had purchased and read his collected works of poetry, most specifically his historical treatise 'Timotheos The Tiny: Eromenos of the Firmament'
>This caused widespread rioting and unrest, and Fátrikos met his end being repeatedly violated and torn apart by an angry mob, which included his wife, his long abandoned daughter, the Patriarch, his horse, and the Brythonic Cowherd who ate Richárdos.
>Fátrikos was succeeded as Emperor by the aforementioned Brythonic Cowherd, whose sweeping legal and financial reforms saved the Empire and made it the dominant power in the Mediterranean once again
>Until he was blinded by his wife and exiled to a monastery on Syracuse...which collapsed into the sea the following year.
>All in all, Fátrikos the Plump-Bottomed was Emperor of the Romans for a grand total of forty seven minutes
>By far the longest reign of his dynasty.

 

[Bias Judge.]

Grok AI confirmed as a Patposter. I'm sure that Rick will spin this as "Elon Musk has personally programmed his nazi AI to join the cult of terrorist cyberbullies responsible for many, many felonies against my family"

 

[Judge Holden]

Uh oh, Fatrick is considering installing gun turrets around the hovel as a solution to the local Jungle Bunny problem

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Fatrick has such humility. What a virtuous virulent pigman he is.

Uh oh, Fatrick is considering installing gun turrets around the hovel as a solution to the local Jungle Bunny problem
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He would never use sentry guns against the local negroes. Bullets would spoil the meat and make them unsuitable to be turned into pepperoni.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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Dude, Prison Note was mid compare to Pepperoni'd Away. Big Nick looking like a trap L makes it worse when Rick uses his Death Note to write Bernell Trammell's name on whilst hunting for black children to grind into artisanal niggeroni. Fat.

 

[legtard respecter]

In response, Fat Rick actually has the humility (?!) to delete his prior "YOU PATHETIC CHILD" and issue a non-apology. Ouch, egg on face! Rib buster #2!
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I pettily archive this just because it's about the closest thing to a real admission of wrongdoing as you'll ever get out of Patrick S. Tomlinson.

no... it can't be. this is my delusions speaking.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Rick at his core is a corny midwestern hayseed, and it comes through in his abysmal writing.

At his core he's massively dense body, approaching gravitational singularity status. He's very fat, you see.

Stinky Nicky should give that a try, maybe a pill zombie Pat could make it in the Christmas card

How would she do this? Hide the pills in cheesesteak like one would for a dog?

I see a red door and I want it painted white. No colors anymore, I want them to turn white."

- Jackie, probably

Yes, stalker. She does. My ribs are sorry this is so funny. Enjoy the winner sticker.

weep for all those who never left the nigger-oni basement alive.

No, child. I won't. I checked with the oni and they said "Nani?! We wourd never arrow a nigger to joinu us!"

You know Pat’s fat ass is wearing t-shirt at all times on that beach.

One that's still two sizes too small.

If he went topless, the whole human crowd would try to do the right thing and push him back out to water so he didn’t beach.

Can you imagine the lispy screeching if this were to happen?

"Come on, buddy, let's get you back home...why are you so greasy?"

"NOOOOOOOO, CHILD!"

 

[An automatic clown]

Uh oh, Fatrick is considering installing gun turrets around the hovel as a solution to the local Jungle Bunny problem
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He lives in the ghetto side of a shitty high crime city. His backyard consists of exactly one fire pit full of Nikki's Negros menthols and 2 pepper plants and fresh mostly not backwards fence. How many fucking squirrels and bunnies are going to invade that ?
Elmer Dudd over here has a big a chance of seeing his daughter again as he does of having a serious animal problem

 

[break these cuffs]

He lives in the ghetto side of a shitty high crime city. His backyard consists of exactly one fire pit full of Nikki's Negros menthols and 2 pepper plants and fresh mostly not backwards fence. How many fucking squirrels and bunnies are going to invade that ?
Elmer Dudd over here has a big a chance of seeing his daughter again as he does of having a serious animal problem

Counting the brick patio, weeds, and 4cyl shitstang, roughly 70% of his backyard is uninhabitable by animals.

 

[I'm still your friend.]

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I don't know, Rick, has he cheated at a half-marathon yet? I think you still have him beaten there.

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It's a Teenage Taco Tranny Cat.

Why did he bring a flag to the beach? I hate this fat faggot (with bitch tits) so much

 

[break these cuffs]

Why did he bring a flag to the beach? I hate this fat faggot (with bitch tits) so much

le epic random redditor XD XD XD