💼 Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

Funny how No-ass-a brings up Jim Spanfeller buying up Gawker Media's corpse and dismantling it, when Kotaku dropped an article about Hulk Hogan where they bitched about Jim telling Deadspin to STICK TO SPORTS! rather than let them continue to sperg about everything BUT sports.

Slim She-dy is trying so hard to get GamerGate 2: Electric Boogaloo off the ground and failing.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Slim She-dy is trying so hard to get GamerGate 2: Electric Boogaloo off the ground and failing.

And she's still wanting more attention by playing the victim card over Asmongold fans criticizing the shit out of her hypocrisy.
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Gita Jackson won't be missed.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Of course the self proclaimed feminist whore melts down over men laughing about the fat ugly hogs on the tea app getting phonebooked.

All those cunts are just like Alyssa, they like to dish it out, but they cry foul and play victim if they are treated the same.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

And she's still wanting more attention by playing the victim card over Asmongold fans criticizing the shit out of her hypocrisy.

Asmongold: I hate how this video game character is bald. I think it makes her look unattractive when its clear the creators wanted players to see her as hot

Abcessa: OMG ASMONGOLD WANTS TO FORCE ME TO LOOK AND DRESS A CERTAIN WAY! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ALSO, HOW DARE THIS UGLY UNWASHED MAN TALK SHIT ABOUT MY LOOKS!

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Is she being too stupid to realize that she's being provoked?


EDIT: (Crowd booing) Plus her ass don't smell minty fresh like sunshine and rainbows, more like a rancid old man bathing in rotten broccoli and swamp-ass.
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[Herpes is Brat]

Lyssa flexes her beer gut and her mediocre urban run, no action remotely considered on her alcoholism

 

[King Of Braves]

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Thanks for the close-up on your leathery hide, Alyssa. I'm choosing to not acknowledge your thinly veiled attempt to chub up your orbiters with the blatant cameltoe and nips.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

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And harassing people over AI asking about her.


EDIT: Of course, she would retweet anything that's talking shit about Smash JT while having her simps like Carlos Xavier Castro kissing her ass.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I have all her pictures saved to use in my yearly presentation at a local school.
They are "Why you never want to try drugs" example pictures.

Although they are exchangeable with "people with tattoos look like walking garbage bins" category.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Alyssa really thinks she is owed sex, in the form of sexual attraction, in the same way that the incels she rages against think that they're owed sex.

It's the same shit as with all the fake causes she cleaves to. The trannies think they're owed sex from straight men or lesbians, the pooners think they're owed kinky hookups from gay men, the deathfats think they're owed sexual attraction from people and sexualized imagery of fatasses from the media.

It's all so tiresome.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Alyssa really thinks she is owed sex, in the form of sexual attraction, in the same way that the incels she rages against think that they're owed sex.

It's the same shit as with all the fake causes she cleaves to. The trannies think they're owed sex from straight men or lesbians, the pooners think they're owed kinky hookups from gay men, the deathfats think they're owed sexual attraction from people and sexualized imagery of fatasses from the media.

It's all so tiresome.

This fetishization of hooking up will never stop being funny.
Even the hillbillies with half their teeth missing can get laid and procreate, it really isn't anything to brag about when your bodycount reaches double digits before you turn 30, but none of the men wants to stick around you for longer than it takes to nut into you.

Well done L-yssa.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Showing pictures of Mercante is a known form of torture to get military secrets from captured soldiers and is currently considered a violation of the Geneva Conventions.
Due to how effective it is, all countries engaged in warfare simultaneously disavow its use against its personnel and actively employ it against enemy combatants.
The longest anyone has held out against this is 41 seconds before breaking and pleading for it to end, offering any and all privileged information.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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She thinks she looks like a Kardashian in neutral Skims but she just looks like a bull dyke in diarrhea Spandex. Her thirst to be a sex symbol for her incel faggot fanboys is so embarrassing.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Lmao

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

SalmonSask, the number one Smash JT stalker and Airbagged dickrider, is still stalking Smash JT. And of course, Alyssa Mercante had to retweet it.
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[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

What are the odds that Abcessa is one of the women whose info got leaked? She resembles many of the janky looking chicks that populate that site, "Warning" against guys who don't want to date 3/10s with Cluster B issues.

She probably has a bunch of posts on "Tea" about how JT is a FUGLY SLUT WHORE that's mad that he can't have relations with her, or some shitty hatefuck fantasy.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

SalmonSask, the number one Smash JT stalker and Airbagged dickrider, is still stalking Smash JT. And of course, Alyssa Mercante had to retweet it.
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I think if you're going to talk shit like this you should atleast have the balls to finally have the judge rule on the motion to dismiss which Smash and Ron seem to be game for.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Unemployed middle-aged woman on a retard-containment platform thinks she has the status to change societal habits by "shunning" people:



She follows up:



I already like using AI, Alyssa. You don't have to keep selling it to me!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

AI is already better at conversation than most humans, including Alyssa. Her posturing as if she’s some intellectual heavyweight is fucking hilarious. Mama June is more consequential and less grotesque than this dingbat.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Both ChatGPT and Grok can write the same type of articles Alyssa's writing, because she is walking-talking stereotype of a crazy BPD catlady.
Alyssa you and your coworkers will be replaced by AI (if not already) in less than 5 years.
These "super wholesome and kind" news sites and magazines already pay your lot peanuts.