You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

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2mm and 99 others powiedział(a):
It's mostly gypsies from Romania, who do that. I've seen that in Romania and France, but where I live, they'd likely get the babies seized by local version of CPS. So they do just some fake charity and such. When they approach me, I respond to them something in overwrought German and they proceed to insults, but at least don't further bother me with their fake deep human stories.
Good thing panhandlers always begin like ''Hello, can I ask you a question pls?'' so I can get my German ready. Normal people who just want directions or some railway info, ask their question right away.
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I told one woman I'd call 211, and she walked right away.


211 is a number you can call to get help for numerous things, one being places you can go to to get free food.
 
The answer to your productivity problem is not to hire more bumfuck niggers and pajeets. Stupid fucking store.
 
culk powiedział(a):
Do those people wear extremely large amounts of clothing for being at a gym? Hoodies (with hoods up) and sweatpants? I don't get it since they're not trying to rob a store but it has to be uncomfortable.
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Usually hoodies or jumpers, even when the air temperature is 30+.

Let's not forget needlessly asking women 'how many more?' every two minutes, just to harass them in the guise of 'making conversation.'

Delete India.
 
Women who think any sort of courtesy behavior, nicety, or amicable behavior being given to them from a male is inherently some type of attempt to get into her pants.

Went to a faire today with my wife and a couple of friends, and one of the booths was doing little doodles. Asked the young lady to for a commission of a fantasy character I liked, and was excited cause I love supporting small creators.

Later in the faire, went to go pick it up, and politely asked her if I could take a picture of her holding the piece she had drawn. Done it before tons of times at cons. It makes for a cool little memento.

She instantly looked at me like I was trying to be a sleazeball and rejected. While the rejection didn't bother me, it was her tone and body language that were very loaded and made it feel like I was asking for her number. Double dumbass points considering my wife was literally standing right next to me.

I sympathize that perhaps she'd had a shitty past experience, but give me a fucking break. Stop flattering yourself and thinking that every friendly male is some nefarious predator trying to get pussy.

That truly must be a horrid existence. To be so pessimistic and distrustful of basic human decency and interaction because it comes from the other half of the population. To think every male out there sees you as nothing more than a sack of meat because that's the fear you've hammered into yourself.

Good fucking luck sweetheart. You're gonna need it.
 
Lady Bizness powiedział(a):
I'm really sorry @ChiliChumper and I want to thank you for your patronage. It's just drawing furry futanari versions of Gandalf is my side hustle and I'm not trying to have pictures of my face next to Smaug's dirty asshole out there on someone's Google Photos account.
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Brother there's ways of declining someone's inquiry and not being a complete narcissistic cunt about it.
How you say something is just as important as what you're saying.
 
Apochrypha powiedział(a):
Therapy speak. Specifically, "I just want to hold space for that" as a way of saying you want to be there for someone or recognize something they say. I want to slam your skull in repeatedly with an oven door, how about that?
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The people who use therapy speak are those who want to control others while still wanting to be perceived as a good person.
 
I know I've ranted about this before, but my coworkers have made it necessary for me to rant about it again. I hate how my coworkers, and people like them, seem to have this weird delusion that they're deep intellectuals just because of their opinions. Yet whenever I've made attempts to have what should be intelligent conversations with them, it turns out they don't really know anything about anything. It wouldn't be fair to say their stupid. At least, not all the them. But the ones who really insist they're intellectuals only think so because they read whatever is a bestselling book and keep up with their partisan editorials and curated liberal news.

My pooner coworker and Soyman really think they're unsung liberal intelligensia. They're like living embodiments of everything we mock here on KiwiFarms. It's both entertaining and horrifying at the same time.
 
ChiliChumper powiedział(a):
That truly must be a horrid existence. To be so pessimistic and distrustful of basic human decency and interaction because it comes from the other half of the population. To think every male out there sees you as nothing more than a sack of meat because that's the fear you've hammered into yourself.
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Welcome to modern feminism.

Pizza Hut is having a special of personal pan pizzas for $2 on Tuesdays. There's a limit of how much customers could buy for obvious reasons. Of course, people have to take advantage and become animals.

 
People who seem to be utterly incapable of speaking up, and expect everyone else to successfully guess what they want them to do. I was at the supermarket, I stopped walking for five seconds to grab something off the shelf, and I turn around and there were no less than three people, all staring at me with glassy eyes like I was some alien that had just manifested in front of them. If you really needed to get in where I was that badly, you should have said something.

On that same note, groups of people who walk three or four abreast on the pavement so there's no way to get around them without stepping into the road. I've taken to just pushing through them, because I'd rather not get splattered by traffic consistently going 20 over the speed limit.
 
I understand that they have to put them somewhere but there are plans to build two new homeless shelters in my neighborhood and I'm considering moving because I just know the area is going to go to fucking shit.
 
Guiron powiedział(a):
People who seem to be utterly incapable of speaking up, and expect everyone else to successfully guess what they want them to do. I was at the supermarket, I stopped walking for five seconds to grab something off the shelf, and I turn around and there were no less than three people, all staring at me with glassy eyes like I was some alien that had just manifested in front of them. If you really needed to get in where I was that badly, you should have said something.

On that same note, groups of people who walk three or four abreast on the pavement so there's no way to get around them without stepping into the road. I've taken to just pushing through them, because I'd rather not get splattered by traffic consistently going 20 over the speed limit.
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Our Cultural reaction to COVID fucking broke people and turned them into Zombies.
 
Jace on ice powiedział(a):
I understand that they have to put them somewhere
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No they don't. I used to believe that but after having to commute through areas where the food distribution was or the shelters, they absolutely belong on the outskirts of town. Buffered by whatever services those people need to be forced to take. My condolences. It seems like every other week we're fighting similar initiatives.

Guiron powiedział(a):
there were no less than three people, all staring at me with glassy eyes like I was some alien that had just manifested in front of them
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When I was a kid my mother and I would do an experiment in the store. We'd pick something nobody probably needed, stopped in front of it, and pretended to be browsing. It was impressive how many people would bustle over, some even pushing us bodily out of the way. Never were they actually interested in the item. I'll still remember the time this old lady, after pushing me aside, turned to my mom and said, "It's just doorknobs!" and then huffed off.
 
Lady Bizness powiedział(a):
I never used to hate dogs, but I'm just done with it. Multiple times I've had different people with unleashed dogs come up to me and the owner ask me if I have a treat on me!
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Late to the dog talk but nowadays I can't stand dogs and they used to be among my favorite animals. Most dog owners don't know or care to take proper care of their dogs and they make it everyone else's problem, it's not even the jumping or licking that bothers me, it's the barking. Dog barking is such an aggravating sound.

My downstairs neighbors have a large dog that barks incessantly at random hours of the day, on some days it doesn't bark at all, but on the days it chooses to bark it Never. Fucking. Stops. It's from morning to midnight, and it's been getting worse. I'm currently considering buying a dog whistle to wage a sonic war against it, but I hate that my cats will be caught in the crossfire. If anyone here has any advice on how to deal with this in an apartment I appreciate it, most of the advice I found only applies to suburbs.
 
Neighborhood Curmudgeon powiedział(a):
I know I've ranted about this before, but my coworkers have made it necessary for me to rant about it again.
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Same but for a different reason. The amount of times I hear "communication sucks" or "we don't have enough communication between each other" only for me and one other to attempt to bridge and communicate with the rest is infuriating.
 
Squawking Macaw powiedział(a):
If anyone here has any advice on how to deal with this in an apartment I appreciate it, most of the advice I found only applies to suburbs.
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I never wanted to freak out my cats or the wildlife with the sonic deterrents either. Someone else can chime in to tell me I'm wrong but with some experience of how butthurt people can get I just call the sheriff non-emergency and tell them that for one, there's nuisance barking and for two, I'm worried about the dog's welfare as it seems to have been left alone for multiple days. That's bullshit but nobody is going to verify that.
Chances are the owner isn't around to notice the barking and has no clue. If we lived in a more sane society you would just go let them know about it, but it's my policy to never ever let on I'm the asshole calling. I've learned that lesson. My aunt had this problem with her dogs barking when she was at work and got really upset when law enforcement contacted her. She complained that her neighbors should have talked to her first. I feel bad for her but honestly, talking with law enforcement got her ass in gear faster than if her neighbors had actually talked to her. She's very sweet and it would have been hard for them to not minimize how annoying her dogs are.
 
I'm proposing a new law for CEOs. Once a year they must try and remove a sticker placed on their product with no tools chosen randomly from their inventory. If the sticker cannot be removed cleanly they are executed live on TV.

I may have just spent 20 mins trying unsuccessfully to remove retarded stickers from some plastic containers I bought.
 
spaztocate9000 powiedział(a):
I'm proposing a new law for CEOs. Once a year they must try and remove a sticker placed on their product with no tools chosen randomly from their inventory. If the sticker cannot be removed cleanly they are executed live on TV.

I may have just spent 20 mins trying unsuccessfully to remove retarded stickers from some plastic containers I bought.
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I always have isopropyl at hand for such bullshittery. Highly recommended for every household, it's a wonderful miracle for all kinds of situations.
 
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