🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Docked Dick Amerilard]

I'm really wondering how much harm can happen to this guy. He's already made millions off twitch (in the last 5 years it could easily be more than 10 million,) and so far I'm not seeing any evidence of gross mismanagement of his finances. Combine this with financially successful parents, he could have competent financial advisors guiding investment. I opened up his twitch channel, and the amount of gift subs he's getting, regardless of self promotion, suggests an extremely cranked up cult. He will be milking these paypigs for a decade to come if things continue on like this, regardless if mainsteam appeal is lost.

Really one of the most repugnant successful streamers on twitch, maybe the most. The guy gives me the jeebies so bad I've never been able to watch or read is messages (before this week) and I assumed he was a just a shitty grunt programmer making a game with some success on twitch. Turns out he is an abysmally bad programmer from a privileged family, and a con-artist with financial success that makes him an extremely high earner on twitch. Furries are absolutely known for having a lot of money to waste on twitch and it shows with this goblin.

Not sure its possible to stop his cult at this point. If he's truly given up programming on stream that would be great for his brand. Really hoping for a fairy tale ending, but I suspect he'll making millions and millions more for years to come.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I think that will happen when his ferret Dachau gets shutdown for something illegal. Which is very possible based on what's been seen so far and what is currently the belief.

What is it with cows and making animal death camps ?

First the tranch with their lama-schwitz and now maldy with his ferret-dachau.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

What is it with cows and making animal death camps ?

First the tranch with their lama-schwitz and now maldy with his ferret-dachau.

1) Evil people like mistreating other creatures (or at the very least don't care about it happening).
2) The image of running a "rescue" benefits their ego.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Found this amusing, this video heavily compares mald to phil fish. I never followed phil fish much but knew he was a laughing stock. The video seems to be KINDA soft on mald compared to a lot of sloptubers, but the comparison is interesting.

I also think, unlike the video maker, its probably a little late to clean things up for mald.

 

[Earthly Treasures]

It's understandable that many people thought the guy was a woman. The entire text reads like it was written by an overemotional tumblrina. Same tone, same vague accusations, same post hoc realization of rape, same contradictions. When I first read it I thought it was written by a woman, and I have my doubts this is actually serious.

But Fig was dumb enough to delete his chat messages and admitted guilt to vague accusations of wrongdoings. If he raped or not, he is fucked.

 

[UttarPradesh]

This thread is just.. Wild. you miss one or two days and you have 10 pages of Mald to read up. Not just gay code shit or faggot opinions but actual funny shit, I think we all could tell pretty easily it was only a matter of time before Mald had some accusors. Furry, tick. degenerate, tick. tranny lover, tick.

I would wage there's more incoming. Here's hoping.

 

[WebFelching]

1) Evil people like mistreating other creatures (or at the very least don't care about it happening).
2) The image of running a "rescue" benefits their ego.

I don't know if animal hoarders like to mistreat other critters moreso they vastly over estimate their ability and under estimate the complexity of caring for more than 4 or 5 animals. Combine that with an inability to admit defeat, typical behavior escalation / snow balling and you have a recipe for disaster that requires a lot more ineptitude than outright maliciousness.

Mald I think its half that and half he needs the head pats, but liking ferrets way way way more than the average person is one of the few things Mald is probably honest about.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

My sexual awakening was Shrek.
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I mean, just look at this testosterone beast.
Women want him.
Men want to be him.
I'd say it's a perfectly reasonable reaction upon seeing this handsome lad.

Yaoi hands

 

[Hit Squad]

I thought of that possiblity too after seeing the news, as now drama YouTubers are going to focus on this new thing, including that Quintheo guy, who still hasn't released the other half of the roommate interview, which has a strong likelihood of showing the bathroom gnome.
DISCLOSE THE SHITGNOME PHOTOS!!

I'd have thought that Quintheo would have been all over a story about Maldo sexually abusing another gayboy. A bit like a negro on fentanyl, Quinny-boy loves getting hold of good gossip on the Mald. But it appears that doxgate has had it's desired effect and thrown Quin off-balance in his coverage of Jason.

I did say this a couple of pages ago. Quin you fucked up by not having tighter control on shitters in your discord. Now you are missing out on easy money and having to deal with shit that you could have avoided completely.

Now, a bit of a stretch, but I think having such strong preference for not wearing shoes shows:
- underdeveloped social behavior
- rebellion against authority
- poor judgement of risk
- disregard for others

It's also compatible with my thinking that Jason has the maturity of a pre-teen problematic boy.

It's also very female coded (your above points could also be given to any woman in existence as well).

I remember women taking their shoes off and going barefooted everywhere. I'm not talking about just the beach or swimming pools, I'm talking shit encrusted city streets and into restaurants and the like... fucking disgusting. Regardless of what online 'journalist' faggots keep trying to push onto us, I don't see men doing the same. I always see men wear some form of footwear, even if it's a bit weird like flip-flops at a formal dinner.

Jason, for your own good, listen to me! Men wear shoes, women run barefoot through dogshit, which one are you?

 

[el gordo]

Found this amusing, this video heavily compares mald to phil fish. I never followed phil fish much but knew he was a laughing stock. The video seems to be KINDA soft on mald compared to a lot of sloptubers, but the comparison is interesting.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=unJiITNHJHo
I also think, unlike the video maker, its probably a little late to clean things up for mald.

phill desereved to bet bullied off the internet but i will still always respect him for this one insult

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Pretty much. It came from a furry dating website, people are being VERY charitable at it being an actual woman and not some dysgenic cubfur "twink" or a disgusting tranny that got outraped.

The only thing that makes me think its a woman is they tried to use "nerve pain" for an excuse as to why they didn't want to get dry humped by mald.
I would like to think no man is that much of a faggot that they couldn't just say "I dont wanna fuck you." to him.
But I am ready to be disproven and disappointed.

Are they?
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David and his people deserve a better fate than what Jason has given them.

E: I wonder if the silence on the SA charges is because he's going in his head, "Shit which person did I show up barefoot to, dry hump, and talk about how great I am for hours on end to?"
And he can't call them out because there have been multiple.

 

[MaldingFerret]

Thor's worse than Phil because at least Phil knew how to complete a game.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I don't know if animal hoarders like to mistreat other critters moreso they vastly over estimate their ability and under estimate the complexity of caring for more than 4 or 5 animals. Combine that with an inability to admit defeat, typical behavior escalation / snow balling and you have a recipe for disaster that requires a lot more ineptitude than outright maliciousness.

That's why I said "or at the very least don't care about it happening".
Being so self-centred you don't care about animals suffering directly because of your inaction is malicious ineptitude.

 

[AltisticRight]

This guy has a similar voice to that Artesian Builds faggot and scumbag known as "big papa fascist". It's such a hate inducing voice. Compare the three, it's unreal how much I hate that voice. It's every bit as bad as whiney nasally fag voices.

Now there's this guy called Ludwig?
He's popular? How? He's the most useless benign and spineless alcoholism-enabling fake faggots I have seen. He has no beliefs or principles, he's a man with no spine or conviction. Why would anyone like this guy? I would bet he has a few skeletons in his closet. I look forward to his pg thread.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Thor's worse than Phil because at least Phil knew how to complete a game.

Meh, he's not the programmer. Much easier to complete a game when you have someone else do the grunt work imo.

 

[Generic Misc]

I expect that Quintheo guy to have something out soon, regardless of the doxing issue. His coverage has been relentless more than immediate so I'm not surprised its not out yet. If he doesn't he's a fool.

The allegation seems credible. On the scale of offences its at the lower end of seriousness given the circumstances (Howlr meetup, non-penetrative, and whilst two furries cuddle). It's the kind of thing I can imagine the guy (and I'm pretty certain it's a male) thinking was messed up but not police report worthy, especially considering the degenerate community within which he exists. Fraught times ahead for Mr Software depending on how he responds.

 

[Roachbound]

Mald keeping radio silence on the SA allegations is probably the smartest move he has ever done. But will he resist lashing out and doubling down like a retard once sloptubers get ahold of the info and put out videos about it? My bet is on no, he fucking won't, and it'll be hilarious to watch.

I think keeping silent is a double edge sword for him, on one hand, keeping silent means less of the streisand effect, but on the other hand, keeping silent is going to lose him credibility among his peers. It's looking more and more likely that guys like primeagen, vedal and ironmouse will just not associate with mald from now on.

Mald I think its half that and half he needs the head pats, but liking ferrets way way way more than the average person is one of the few things Mald is probably honest about.

That's true, I remember Mald admitted on cohhcarnage's podcast that he likes ferrets because they "really like getting into stuff(stuff being his anus)"

 

[Insanely Retarded]

it's unreal how much I hate that voice. It's every bit as bad as whiney nasally fag voices.

I agree, but for me, more than his stupid overly EQ'ed and filtered voice, is him trying to go by Thor and claiming he's done it since he was 13, even though it's clear as day that it's something he started doing when he began streaming. All complete with not streaming on Thursdays (Torsdag = Tor's day), it's like a caricature of what someone like that would act like, but real.

The guy is really the complete "insufferable twat" package, and most people have run into someone like him at some point in their lives, so it's easy to understand why suddenly everyone decided to point and laugh at him.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

women run barefoot through dogshit

Since when? Isn't the stereotype that women have more shoes than they have food in stock, that they have a pair for every specific occasion, and that men have just one pair for everything? I thought men were the type to walk through literal ferretshit when the going gets tough, real manly-like.

 

[p1138]

It's also very female coded (your above points could also be given to any woman in existence as well).

I remember women taking their shoes off and going barefooted everywhere. I'm not talking about just the beach or swimming pools, I'm talking shit encrusted city streets and into restaurants and the like... fucking disgusting. Regardless of what online 'journalist' faggots keep trying to push onto us, I don't see men doing the same. I always see men wear some form of footwear, even if it's a bit weird like flip-flops at a formal dinner.

Jason, for your own good, listen to me! Men wear shoes, women run barefoot through dogshit, which one are you?

There's even some that were cutting off the soles of their shoes so they could just have the rest of the shoe on and still be barefoot without it being as obvious, fucking ridiculous behavior that never made any damned sense. Being barefoot(or at least wearing socks) in your own home if it isn't covered in animal feces is fine. Walking around in public where shit is filthy, even dangerous because you could be stepping on who knows what? Makes no damned sense.

Since when? Isn't the stereotype that women have more shoes than they have food in stock, that they have a pair for every specific occasion, and that men have just one pair for everything? I thought men were the type to walk through literal ferretshit when the going gets tough, real manly-like.

That's not the closet of some liberal hippie/wannabe outdoorsy type. But even then once some women get drunk they'll still take the hells off and walk around barefoot which would almost make sense until you realize they could have just not worn heels in the first place.

Now there's this guy called Ludwig?
He's popular? How? He's the most useless benign and spineless alcoholism-enabling fake faggots I have seen. He has no beliefs or principles, he's a man with no spine or conviction. Why would anyone like this guy? I would bet he has a few skeletons in his closet. I look forward to his pg thread.

He gets brought up every now and then in the general twitch/etc. thread. Other than his moments of fence sitting so hard he gets splinters regarding people like Hasan, he's definitely got to be building a pile of skeletons. The guy is a nepobaby that basically bought his popularity by throwing events/parties and doing collaborations with a bunch of other people. Kinda like a retarded Van Wilder of content creators.

Also, holy shit the thread at least seems to have gone back to normal for the past page or so.