🥝 Community Kiwi Space Station 13 Server (2024 edition) - Space Station 13

[Nuclear Operative]

I will be killing everyone this round FYI

 

[Jotch]

I've run some numbers, it turns out that by making the gasses hotter the explosion gets smaller, this is due to the temperature increasing the energy by x/1000 and min(o2moles,plasmamoles) increasing the energy by x.

Right now the best TTV bomb is the one with the coldest gasses and the highest molarity of both plasma and O2.

 

[geckogoy]

I am now accepting volunteers to write or backport a non-crap bomb explosion formula

 

[HahaYes]

 

[Jotch]

The great woman filter strikes again, did you suggest he join our Discord?

 

[HahaYes]

The great woman filter strikes again, did you suggest he join our Discord?

We did to no response, what a bugger

 

[Jotch]

The odds of a woman even connecting to the server is so slim that this almost definitely a man wanting to play as a woman.
Maybe if he chose the last name of Parks we could have gone somewhere.

 

[Lach]

Next weekend to a station near you, the Lollardy Church movement in full swing baby.

 

[HahaYes]

0:55

 

[ifxztykgdnfvmsdjhfbSD]

Thank you captain! For some reason someone else's saved character overwrote mine so I had to remake it. Not sure if that's a bug or what but here's the best of today's rounds from what I recorded:

8:52

 

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onoe.mp4

hat fucking mutt can survive in the vacuum of space only so that he can maul you to death.

 

[Jotch]

The slobbermutt can drill through walls by the way, it will get to you no matter what if it is angry.

 

[HahaYes]

 

[ConanTheVintarian]

hat fucking mutt can survive in the vacuum of space only so that he can maul you to death.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

The odds of a woman even connecting to the server is so slim that this almost definitely a man wanting to play as a woman.
Maybe if he chose the last name of Parks we could have gone somewhere.

Would've been funny if they forced spawned them as a black man to agitate for transrights.

 

[Pod 042]

General question for the thread. For someone who hasn't played in years, is assistant the best role for coming into the server for the first time? I'm trying to refresh myself so I don't nigger it up to bad.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I've never played, but I kinda want to. What's the best way to learn?

 

[Jotch]

I've never played, but I kinda want to. What's the best way to learn?

Literally just pick everything at random and drop in, you will probably die in a funny way.
There's a really big wiki in the OP that can help, but there's no shame in asking how to do stuff in OOC (click OOC in the top right and click OOC, you can bind this to a hotkey)

 

[geckogoy]

@Pod 042 Personally I would avoid assistant its a pretty boring do-nothing job unless you have a funny gimmick in mind, just pick a real job that has other players and learn from them

 

[Lach]

I've never played, but I kinda want to. What's the best way to learn?

Start as a janitor and read the gitgud Wiki at least for the fundamentals like what keys do what and such before joining today. https://gitgud.io/BallinCock/rivierastation13/-/wikis/The-Basics/How-Do-I-Do-Anything . Janitor is a simple job that lets you get familiar with the fundamentals and thrusts you into stuff to do that forces you to comprehend the basics, then you can move on to any job that you gravitate towards.