🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[FrogMinutes]

These are not all furry so not sure what to say

Spoiler: SHieeeeet

think of it like this

Wilma flintsone was designed to look appealing.
those same exact tools that were used to create Wilma that caused liam to crush on her,
are used on every single character in anything created ever. Including furry characters.

in order to make an appealing character, you have to have a really solid understanding of anatomy.
specifically Human anatomy. even when you're making a rat character with big tits, or a cave woman.
they still have to follow the rules of "This has to be appealing to humans, because the audience is human"

you could even apply those same rules to fucking pottery and it'll have the same effect. even mald can use this shit to make his fucked furry self insert

Counterpoint:

Spoiler: 3 hairs

you all laugh at "3 very smooth arcs of hair" when he talks about why he thinks amy is sexy.
but I'll have you know that those 3 arcs on amy's hair are placed in a specific way to make her even more appealing.
those are weight bearing arcs of hair. if you removed it the design wouldn't work at all.

I'm not fucking joking
I know this sounds like I'm joking, but I'm not:

the case rests. get out of my fucking face
those 3 arcs of hair deserved to be mentioned. yes he's fucking autistic for mentioning it.
But he's not wrong

 

[_Dirtbag_07]

Jason sexually assaulted someone who came forward to lyric.

He learned the ancient Cube crawls from working at Blizzard

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Spoiler: SHieeeeet

think of it like this

Wilma flintsone was designed to look appealing.
those same exact tools that were used to create Wilma that caused liam to crush on her,
are used on every single character in anything created ever. Including furry characters.

in order to make an appealing character, you have to have a really solid understanding of anatomy.
specifically Human anatomy. even when you're making a rat character with big tits, or a cave woman.
they still have to follow the rules of "This has to be appealing to humans, because the audience is human"

you could even apply those same rules to fucking pottery and it'll have the same effect.

I'm being a retard answering but thread is slow rn so I'll keep it short:
- a child sees a cartoon and discovers pipi feels good -> OK
- an adult defends adults jacking off to children cartoon -> KYS

 

[RunningWindInbound]

why is his fursona in a cloud of brap

>Disregards consent and just dry humps

holy when did the rape accusations come out? what have i missed jfl?

 

[ApearFruit]

Anatomy/Silhouette

Spoiler: Art Spergery

To add to that, there's also aspects like:
>being able to simplify such anatomy into easily drawable forms
>how said forms make up the character's overall construction, which can include how one form contrasts from another and shit like that
>how the details (like hairs, clothing folds, etc.) wrap around the forms they're supposed to describe
>positive/negative space, which gives smaller forms some 'space' and helps make things like expressions readable and easy to draw
etc.
All these tools that could not only make a character look appealing (especially if you have the eye for it), but allow you to draw them in nearly any angle you desire without having to rely on "cheats" (in theory at least).

 

[NoIdeaWhatImDoing]

Has he ever actually had sex with a man? It seems like the closest he gets are women who wish they were men and furry second life avatars.

aren't gnomes all male?

 

[Colon capital V]

My sexual awakening was Shrek.
Wyświetl załącznik 7696587
I mean, just look at this testosterone beast.
Women want him.
Men want to be him.
I'd say it's a perfectly reasonable reaction upon seeing this handsome lad.

Shreksual awakening

 

[Dante Alighieri]

aren't gnomes all male?

It's the beards. Gnome women also have them.

 

[UnKillFill]

aren't gnomes all male?

Are they?

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

of course there are, ever seen gnomeo and juliet?

 

[FrogMinutes]

I'm being a retard answering but thread is slow rn so I'll keep it short:
- a child sees a cartoon and discovers pipi feels good -> OK
- an adult defends adults jacking off to children cartoon -> KYS

Spoiler: the horror.

All I'm doing is explaining the how, and what tools artists use to make anything appealing.
it's like getting mad at someone for explaining in order for a nail has to be hammered in, it has to be hit with a hammer.
Mald's gay furry artist he hired used the same tools, any classical figure art teacher also. even sculptors have to know these tools

you may not like this idea. many non artists don't,
there are no rules in art, only tools.
that's why you'll hear warnings from any good teacher to remind anyone attempting to learn the craft,
that you're being armed with dangerous skills that can have a terrible effect on people even if you never had that intention.
but most modern art teachers don't tell you that part.

That's how you get people like Mald,
100%, his obsession with his second life ferret furry shit was from something cartoon related,
and whatever that was. was made using the same tools that all artists use.

The only thing I'm advocating for is any art tool like Perspective, Anatomy, Design, needs to be treated like a loaded gun.
Like a loaded gun, these ideas demand to be respected, if not look at mald's coding for heartbound, that's what happens when you don't respect the craft.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Man what a terrible day for anyone who is a Blizzard employee. Seems like people in that company can't stop sexually assaulting people.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Spoiler: the horror.

All I'm doing is explaining the how, and what tools artists use to make anything appealing.
it's like getting mad at someone for explaining in order for a nail has to be hammered in, it has to be hit with a hammer.
Mald's gay furry artist he hired used the same tools, any classical figure art teacher also. even sculptors have to know these tools

you may not like this idea. many non artists don't,
there are no rules in art, only tools.
that's why you'll hear warnings from any good teacher to remind anyone attempting to learn the craft,
that you're being armed with dangerous skills that can have a terrible effect on people even if you never had that intention.
but most modern art teachers don't tell you that part.

That's how you get people like Mald,
100%, his obsession with his second life ferret furry shit was from something cartoon related,
and whatever that was. was made using the same tools that all artists use.

The only thing I'm advocating for is any art tool like perspective, anatomy, construction, appeal, needs to be treated like a loaded gun.
Like a loaded gun, it needs to be respected.

Spoiler: **sigh**

> there are no rules in art, only tools.
I'm not disagreeing with this or that it's the same tools, or how attraction "mechanistically" occurs. Clearly it does.

It was the other dude and then you who brought this subject again quoting me after 5 or 6 pages

THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. WHY DO YOU CHOOSE THE FURRY ONES? JUST DO HUMAN PORN

Maybe it gave the impression I was speaking to the artist, if so sure, I definitely see what you are saying, it's the same tools and it pays bills.
But I was referring to the consumer, who chooses to exclusively goon to furry shit. We can see how well that turns out ITT.

 

[Fats McGee]

For once I actually kind of believe an SA allegation. Furries like mald are socially maladjusted and I could see him being a weird faggot who doesn't wear shoes and dry humps people. That being said, it's not like it'll change anything. There comes a point in lolcowdom where the only people still supporting the cow are delusional obsessed retards, and they'll do a 10 point mental gymnastic routine to justify everything the cow does - Meanwhile the general public is already looking at the cow with disdain and their opinion won't change much when they do yet another bad thing. The only way allegations could hurt Mald is if legal action were being taken against him, which it isn't. Maybe we'll get lucky and find out he's been committing federal cyber crimes and a SWAT team will ACTUALLY break down his door instead of him just lying and saying they did.

Althought, I hadn't considered the damage that this relentless cycle of being clowned on is doing to his mental state. If we get REALLY lucky we could get a Bronyfandon't style livestream on the edge of a bridge.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

why is his fursona in a cloud of brap

He stinks in real life, hence he must stink in Second Life.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Why are people still arguing about the ethics of jerking off to cartoons.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

*snip*

Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger stop derailing the thread. I'm here to laugh at jason not to jack off to drawings.

 

[Preacher ✝]

On all levels but physical, he is actually fucking Indian. Incredible.

0:57

 

[tarzor]

So I do want to point out that either he may have been kicked for being dogshit or his entire guild is dead and didn't progress past Rasha'nan. His former guild has absolutely no activity on Warcraft logs since late april/early may.

either he left or got kicked because his last activity was march and i remember vividly that he was guildless in early april, guild died in may.

this is how he died the 2nd time in the same fight. very fitting
he got replaced by another bear tank, considering recruiting isn't omega easy all the time, they had either been interviewing tanks behind his back or he gave a heads up, but leaving the guild itself just because you're not raiding seems weird(and to stay guildless...), can only hope it's a non consent exit

 

[Lambda]

Inallwaysexceptphysicalheisindian.mp4

The reason he wouldn't "get in character" for the kitboga thing was because he already was in character. He works very hard to maintain his holier-than-thou godlike Blizzdev character so his street shitter instincts don't break through.