Jace Connors, ParkourDude91 General

[Symphonic Mild]

He's even had a dream about that type of showdown.

 

[The Dude]

He's even had a dream about that type of showdown.

Wyświetl załącznik 1726

He so desperately wants to be a Big Boy. He broke down and sobbed like a baby while playing ArmA2, how do you think he'd react to actual gunfire?

 

[The Mass Debater]

He so desperately wants to be a Big Boy. He broke down and sobbed like a baby while playing ArmA2, how do you think he'd react to actual gunfire?

"OH MY GOD!!!! THIS IS SO GAY AND UNREALISTIC!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA DO-OOO THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!"

*Jace runs out the store in a fit of tears while the shooter and bystanders feel awkward and shuffle their feet in the impromptu ceasefire.*

 

[Duke Nukem]

He so desperately wants to be a Big Boy. He broke down and sobbed like a baby while playing ArmA2, how do you think he'd react to actual gunfire?

You mean if he tried to fire a real gun?

He'd probably hold it sideways like some retarded gangbanger and knock himself flat on his ass.

 

[Chikinballs]

You mean if he tried to fire a real gun?

He'd probably hold it sideways like some retarded gangbanger and knock himself flat on his ass.

I think they meant someone shooting a real gun at real people, what would he do?

In his desperate fumble to get his deagle from its holster, he would shoot himself and do nothing.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I think they meant someone shooting a real gun at real people, what would he do?

In his desperate fumble to get hisTACTICOOL AIRSOFT SPRING POWERED deagle from its holster, he would shoot himself and it would do nothing.

Fixed that for you.

 

[wheat pasta]

So I just recently crashed into slumber. Imagine my surprise when I had a dream about none other than our Corporal Stryker!
He and I (and some other various adults) were running an orphanage together. He wasn't the shot-caller, but everyone seemed inclined to listen to him anyway, even though at one point he ordered everyone to get on the ground because he said he could hear "the terrorists" outside. He proceeded to scream righteously angrily at anyone who spoke up, until he'd decided the threat had passed.
You're probably wondering what he was doing in a place like that...
Well, he was the main chef. Yeah. I remember him trying to make soup, frying some vegetables and then catching part of the kitchen on fire at some point (sadly no grilled cheese, I'm sorry). I didn't actually get to taste anything he had made, but I remember walking into the kitchen, seeing things spilled and strewn everywhere and a fire on the grill in the middle of the room.
The strangest thing about all of this is out of the lolcows on this forum he's far from being my favorite and I am not a dedicated enough Jace observer for him to stick in my subconscious at all.
Here, you read this far, have a grilled cheese

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Good thing you woke up before you ate the soup. He probably added his Gamer Piss in it.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Good thing you woke up before you ate the soup. He probably added his Gamer Piss in it.

That's only for his cheeze-its recipe.

 

[Dollars2010]

Today Jace was talking about his wolf-self, along with wolves skateboarding, wearing hoodies, and something about deagles, so I doodled this:

 

[StallChaser]

Good thing you woke up before you ate the soup. He probably added his Gamer Piss in it.

If you drink pee in a dream, you drink pee IRL. Or maybe that's dying. I forget. It's a moot point, though, because you always wake up from a dream the instant you drink pee. In fact, it's a good way to escape from a nightmare.

Just make sure it actually *is* a dream, because there's no going back from that.

 

[Smutley]

Assuming Rob is going to let Jace come back here to share art-work, could we rename the forum to something not muslim related? I wouldn't want one of Jace's triggers to get set off when we're just trying to help a bro out and support him in his time of need.

 

[Null]

Assuming Rob is going to let Jace come back here to share art-work, could we rename the forum to something not muslim related? I wouldn't want one of Jace's triggers to get set off when we're just trying to help a bro out and support him in his time of need.

yeah, agreed. I've changed it to Parkour Arena but I'm not 100% on it.

 

[StallChaser]

Assuming Rob is going to let Jace come back here to share art-work, could we rename the forum to something not muslim related? I wouldn't want one of Jace's triggers to get set off when we're just trying to help a bro out and support him in his time of need.

I don't think that alone would set him off. I can't think of any times he has flipped out over Muslim stuff unless it was happening in real time.

 

[The Zookeeper]

Our commander is ranking up his game.

 

[The Dude]

Today Jace was talking about his wolf-self, along with wolves skateboarding, wearing hoodies, and something about deagles, so I doodled this:

Cute, but Soap looks a little on the chunky side.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

So lately Jace has been uploading a bunch of artwork and more random ramblings, huh? Guess those are better content than hearing his whiny, nasally, fake-alpha voice on his livestreams. Shit, the last livestream was him literally pacing around, whining in the background, and then you hear him pissing.

It was too bad I missed out on the Sims 3 fire in real time, Jace really hasn't given me a good laugh since he made that Dating Education video.

 

[Segue]

So I haven't been paying attention to this subforum for quite a few days and then suddenly Jace is back? What happened?

 

[Fapcup]

Well, basically his mom took a huge cross, and proceeded to wack all the lulz and funny outta him.

He wound up operations of the Deagle Nation, and when his mom lets him online, he doesn't do much but basically sit and draw really shitty drawings, and makes up stories about being a veteran on DA...

 

[The Mass Debater]

Jace liberated us from Deagledad and found true and honest love.