How many languages are there?

[Kosher Dill]

Wikipedia says there are like 5000 languages in the world but I'm pretty sure most of them are just Spanish with all the vowels replaced with u's. How many real languages are there?

 

[Mound Dweller]

The only language is the one that you speak, you should already know, you're reading this in your head right now right?

 

[Kosher Dill]

you're reading this in your head right now right?

No, I'm reading it out loud, silent reading is tough

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

At least 2.

 

[Ventrue]

There is a few hundred languages but only ten that matter with two that are necessary.

 

[Radola Gajda]

2 American and barbarian

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

3. English, fuckwitese & jibber jabber