Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Fat Black Woman]

Attractive androgyny requires thinness, but eating yourself into a blob is also a great way to have your gender be less perceptible. Fatty tits can be on a male or a female, and enough fat in your face nullifies certain gender-specific characteristics.

In my opinion, being a fat fuck actually emphasizes your secondary sex characteristics. Thin people are the only ones who can achieve true androgyny. If you're a fat pooner, you're going to look like the Venus of Willendorf because women primarily carry fat in their hips, thighs, boobs and butt. If you're a fat monster troon, you're not going to resemble a fat woman - you're going to have a big classically male gut, spread out and obvious moobs, and you're going to be gargantuan in a way that even fat as fuck women are not. I think troons have a little more leeway, but a fat pooner is totally fucked. I don't know why they don't lose weight when losing weight is so fucking easy, because aesthetically it seems like they're living their own worst nightmare. Staph looks like a mentally retarded fertility statue.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If you're a fat pooner, you're going to look like the Venus of Willendorf because women primarily carry fat in their hips, thighs, boobs and butt.

Eh, there are plenty of "apple-shaped" women out there who put on weight like William Shatner. They're not happy about it, they're dressing carefully, and probably some of the younger ones are unhappy enough to poon out.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I think troons have a little more leeway, but a fat pooner is totally fucked. I don't know why they don't lose weight when losing weight is so fucking easy, because aesthetically it seems like they're living their own worst nightmare. Staph looks like a mentally retarded fertility statue.

Fr I never understand how these people who are supposedly so much about mortification of the flesh in search of self actualisation, at the same time cannot either dress nor groom themselves or lose even a bit of weight. It is just another screaming cognitive dissonance klaxon of the trans community.

 

[Struggle Cakes]

Her life is always "changing", too, and always on the verge of some breakthrough or revelation or whatever.

It's occurred to me that she treats faith like some people have shopping addictions, and it's always so cyclical: find a new religion to get excited about (but only one that's NOT appropriating The Brown), become obsessed with a few deities in said system (and if they play their cards right, they get to have sex with Steph!) The she shares rituals from beginner books purchased from Amazon, makes a few token ritual items, starts slapfights here and there, etc. The obvious end goal is to make her feel just a tiny bit in control, but it never works. Its cylical and cynical. She does her best to compress all these disparate beliefs into one shared reality (her very own MCU, if you will) that make no sense to anyone but her. Eventually she gets bored and moves on to the next thing, but nothing ever seems to resonate enough to stick around.

Honestly, it almost makes me feel bad for her. She can shit talk Christianity all she wants, but at least their faith is built on something solid.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Honestly, it almost makes me feel bad for her. She can shit talk Christianity all she wants, but at least their faith is built on something solid.

I think it's meeting people IRL, too. Stephanie has her mysterious IRL troon group, and she went and chanted downtown once, but everything else she does is extremely online and thus solitary.

Unitarians would be a step up for her, but then again, playing CoD with voice chat would be a step up for her.

 

[often puzzled]

It's also that no one in any group ever lives up to her self-created and ever-evolving standards. In addition to that, she always, always has to be the most knowledgable on in any group, and no one can occupy a position higher than her. The only way to accomplish these things is to remain solitary, and, whether she realizes it or not, she pushes people away with her impossible standards. It's not humanly possible to get along with someone like Staph on a long-term basis.

She does have that one college friend (roommate?) that she seems to talk to periodically. I've always wondered what's up with that. In my head, the person sees Stephanie as her own personal charity project, but who knows what the real story is.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Calling her bio mom a 'crazy drunk' sounds kind of ableist. If you go with the FAS theory, then you would agree that 'most of my problems came from her' is accurate.


How convenient that the Slavic gods are similar to the Norse ones. It's like she doesn't have enough imagination to create another OC.


Strange how she favours gods that create disorder.


Staph in her true Karen self.
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The awning of a drug store at its entrance. An SUV style vehicle is parked on the dotted lines and has its front wheels on the sidewalk. Its Fourways are on.

Why is her ass sore...?


More outrage as a Karenkin.


Nothing new.


I don't know what the OP said, but


uwu Loki x Jesus.


I noticed that she changed her bio to include:

Being a gay slut (in theory but not in practice).

So... ghost/god sex isn't real, then? Being gay is all in her head? Nice for her to finally to admit these things.


Oh fuck off - your autism is not to blame for fapping over serial killers.


I don't know how Siggy was 'being a little jerk.' The video is just of her yawning.

What is that in the bottom left hand corner...?

Looks like a piss pad.


She neglected to answer the second question. We know the answer is 'Tumblr.'

 

[a hapless toad]

More outrage as a Karenkin.

More boomer-tier nonsense from Granny Nora.

 

[Rap Scallion]

Heaven and Hell for her favorite Sabbath album? Nice try, poser. I don't think she'd recognize Ozzy's voice if she heard it.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Heaven and Hell for her favorite Sabbath album? Nice try, poser. I don't think she'd recognize Ozzy's voice if she heard it.

I can't really name an album I liked because I got dripfed Sabbath on the radio, but Staph probably makes me look like an archivist with the list of songs.

That being said, back in the day metal had artsy as fuck album covers, maybe she just really digs the art on it?
(I'm the same with the Ultimate Sin... Ozzy's goofy face on the dragon is )

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Oh, hi, Stephanie!

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Big LOL at her adding "e-beggar" to "cult leader" and "child abuser". Someone's been reading the TVTropes page for "Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking".

How about "elderly abuser"? Or animal abuser? Or pedophile fetishist? Rape fetishist? Nefarious racist?

 

[often puzzled]

I like how she gets from "Kiwi Farms makes fun of me [for things I do and say]" to "I'm going to be shoved into an unmarked van* [with sturdy suspension, one would hope]." There's not even a pretense at explaining how one leads to the other.

Stephanie is a fat, dumpy, slow-witted white woman, but she has to find a way to make herself feel like a victim, so we end up with Kiwi Farmers having a direct line to the Oval Office (or whatever it is she's trying to say here). She spends all her time alone in that apartment, hunched over her phone, and she's going to give herself an ulcer in addition to the chronically stiff neck she's already got. A competent therapist would tell her to install a lock on her phone for X amount of time per day and to go touch grass, but here were are.

* something something livin in a van down by the river

 

[BoobWhiskers]

"People would FIGHT for me"

Yes, you dumb sped, your parents would tard guard you as they've had to your whole life. Luckily, you have no threats beyond the government maybe wanting you to get a job and stop being a leech on the basis of being fat and retarded.

 

[Aunt Carol]

How about "elderly abuser"? Or animal abuser? Or pedophile fetishist? Rape fetishist? Nefarious racist?

No, no, you're forgetting who Stephanie calls her peers.

How about "bootlicker," whether it's for cops or landlords?



A lolcow thread rose from the dead recently and reminded me that there are people fatter and arguably less intelligent than Stephanie who are getting out there and doing stuff. Pooner went down to enby, lost zero weight and is heading a chapter of a nonprofit for special needs bicyclists in Portland Oregon.

The camera angle, the posture, the dull smugness--it's like an alternate reality Stephanie whose activism involves slightly helping other people, not just posting in the third person on Facebook.

 

[moorhen]

Wyświetl załącznik 7696461
Oh, hi, Stephanie!

Steph, everything that’s in this thread is backed up by evidence. There is no bullshit. There is only your actions.

You are a bad person. There is nothing redeemable about you. You groomed gullible children, doctor shopped your way into an autism diagnosis and abused your elderly mother.
You continue to take advantage of your elderly parents (including taking your mother’s pain medication for her cancer!) and sit on your arse slowly expanding and probably fusing to your ugly couch.

Nothing of value would be lost if you didn’t exist. The only people who would remember you are your parents and the kiwi farms.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

The only people who would remember you are your parents and the kiwi farms.

And the people who are a little more hesitant to go outside in her area in case they run into the face painted weirdo babbling while banging a toy drum.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

One of Staph's call out blogs took issue with her last boohoo poor me post on Blue Sky, providing screenshots of evidence. A fun read.






Full post here with clearer screenshots.

 

[Vandy2]

I wonder how long it will take for Gyro to start another slap fight with the call out blogs.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

if Trump decided I'm a threat because I'm politically opposed to him

I'm sure the CIA is keeping a very close eye on known enemy of the state, The Transmasc Druid. Xe could cast a cardboard spell at any time.

Found on tumblr today, made me laugh: