Official Kiwi Farms 'Dubai Chocolate' Hate Thread - This thread can also serve as a hub for other Instagramslop food

[mindlessobserver]

TikTok trends are a disaster for the human race

 

[Big Fat Frog]

I actually thought the one I got was pretty good. It was a large bar, but I paid six bucks for it. You’re probably better off getting a Kinder Bueno, because it tastes the same and it’s cheaper.

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

TikTok trends are a disaster for the human race

True but it is morbidly entertaining watching the Darwin Award candidates try to natural select themselves out of the genepool.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

They've sold individual squares of this chocolate for 50 cents by the cash register at my local convenience store for the past five years. I wasn't even aware it was a trend in some places, just thought they looked gross.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

This is my pistachio chocolate redpill

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My local grocery store had those, and a bunch of their other chocolate bars, a couple winters ago. On sale, in some cases by quite a lot, and I think I bought most of them. Froze them. Just fantastic and literally the first thing I thought of when looking at this Dubai Chocolate shit. The only Dubai does well is that they treat Jeets like the subhuman slave race they are, I'll take Italians for chocolate over sand people any day.

 

[Drip Torch]

A chance to eat non corn syrup chocolate? I not turning that down.
Its just a chocolate bar from another country that may or may not be Dubai. No big deal.

 

[Cancer ♥]

A chance to eat non corn syrup chocolate? I not turning that down.
Its just a chocolate bar from another country that may or may not be Dubai. No big deal.

I don't think it actually is from the country of Dubai

 

[Drip Torch]

I don't think it actually is from the country of Dubai

Can find similar chocolates around the Middle east. The Middle East loves sweets. Dubai just sounds exotic and the name stuck. Saw similar candy in Qatar during the middle 00's.

 

[Cancer ♥]

Dubai

 

[Drip Torch]

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Its all a gravel parking lot shithole over there. Doesn't matter which one.

 

[Barry Williams]

Dubai : Dubai Chocolate :: Canada : Canadian Bacon

Hope this helps.

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

Dubai Chocolate, Dubai Porta Potty, what’s the difference

 

[mindlessobserver]

Dubai Chocolate, Dubai Porta Potty, what’s the difference

Dubai did indeed build a city without a sewer system. Says everything you need to know

 

[Kornheiser]

Dubai did indeed build a city without a sewer system. Says everything you need to know

Well guess who built that city? Hint it wasn’t the Emiratis.

 

[Detective Carey]

They're good, but cartoonishly overpriced. If you can figure out where they're getting them from and dropship them yourself, then go nuts.

 

[555777555]

Dubai Chocolate was extremely popular in Türkiye in 2024, now nobody buys it.

I've never eaten it. Dubai is an artificial city with no culture, how does it even have its own chocolate? This shit became famous only because of social media.

 

[Blue Flying Leaf]

I am amazed how fast entire industry dogpiled on this trend.

 

[Point 707]

I had never seen or heard of 'Dubai Chocolate' before today, when I spotted it while waiting in line at a local Asian grocery store. It was a tiny white box costing 21 dollars for some shitty chocolate with common ingredients. I put it back on the shelf and marveled out loud about what kind of retard would buy such a thing.

Now I log onto my favorite website and just happen to glimpse this thread out of the corner of my eye? Am I being targeted by the simulation or something?

 

[mindlessobserver]

I had never seen or heard of 'Dubai Chocolate' before today, when I spotted it while waiting in line at a local Asian grocery store. It was a tiny white box costing 21 dollars for some shitty chocolate with common ingredients. I put it back on the shelf and marveled out loud about what kind of retard would buy such a thing.

Now I log onto my favorite website and just happen to glimpse this thread out of the corner of my eye? Am I being targeted by the simulation or something?

Kiwifarms is the eye of Sauron. Things are always being noticed around here.

Also, I dont like Pistachios. They taste weird too me. I think its because my brain thinks they should taste like peanuts and not be green.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Ive seen them try and sell this shit for like $10 for 1 bar.

Fucking Lindt is getting in on this. They're trying to make it a Premium Experiencewhere you have to sign up on their website to get notified when it's available or go to a participating boutique

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I saw the Lindt one being sold for $15 (5.3 ounce) in a store. Not exactly flying off the shelves so I'll pick one up when it hits $2 in the clearance section.

Came here to Food forum to look for an appropriate thread and this was right at the top. Very spooky. Speaking of, they should have delayed this TikTok meme candy until Halloween.