Official Kiwi Farms 'Dubai Chocolate' Hate Thread - This thread can also serve as a hub for other Instagramslop food

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Guyspleasedontfight powiedział(a):
My wife found the lowest quality version of this shit on Temu. I told her not to get it, i don’t trust any food sold on Temu of all places. A big box of it was like 2.50$ you can’t tell me that would not have you shitting in the street like the proudest pajeet
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Buy it, but feed it to your worst enemy without them knowing it's from Temu.
 
The chocolate looks oily and grainy which will taste horrible and give the worst mouthfeel. Also the filling looks like vomit and appears to be just a pistachio mash of some kind. This is obviously just made to be mass produced as cheaply and quickly as possible to make money using influencers to once again trick their extremely retarded viewers.

You could easily improve the filling by making it a mousse or cream. Branch out with a toffee and pistachio inside with at least a slightly better quality chocolate and you'll outperform most of the western mass production bars that the west has.
 
Grimoire Canthari powiedział(a):
Ever since I read that horrific account of what rich sandniggers pay whores for, I've never wanted to link the words Dubai and chocolate together.
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it is literally a fucking psyop, an artificially manufactured meme to replace stories of dumb white women being made to eat sand nigger piss and shit with pictures of chocolate when you google "dubai chocolate" because it makes the sand niggers look fucked in the head like they are. its disgusting, its overpriced, it hardly deserves to be called chocolate and its FUCKING EEEEEVERYWHERE AND EVERYONE IS OBSESSED WITH IT
STOP FUCKING STOP

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The Indian guy in the candy store at the beach was pushing it really hard and was visibly disappointed when I went for the classic loose salt water taffy which has become molten in the insufficiently air conditioned store instead. And then even more disappointed when the "skip" button was pressed on the tip screen for a self-serve bag of loose bulk candy.

It honestly sounds like a great taste and texture combination but I'm not paying meme prices for a mass produced candy that looks like a solid turd was hollowed out and filled with green diarrhea.
 
#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm powiedział(a):
You could easily improve the filling by making it a mousse or cream. Branch out with a toffee and pistachio inside with at least a slightly better quality chocolate and you'll outperform most of the western mass production bars that the west has.
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It's not supposed to be like that. It's supposed to be shredded phyllo and pistachio and dry and crunchy, like a pistachio baklava. In fact, if I wanted something like this again and had $20 to spend on it, I'd just get a high quality dark chocolate bar and a box of baklava.

I don't know what the fuck that baby diarrhea looking shit is but it isn't the real thing.
 
my local gas station had them in stock but like 20 bucks for that i went nah. they did have these mango ice cream pops tho that were pretty good, but at like 6 bucks for one? if a pack of 4 were about 6 to 8 bucks sure, but for one thats a bit much.
 
Pizdec powiedział(a):

So Dubai chocolate is being recalled
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TikTok shit is being recalled. Not sure if the picture is what's being recalled, but obviously not the real thing.

Also the actual article says this isn't even chocolate bars, like the real (to the extent the thing is even real anyway) Dubai chocolate, but some "inspired" variant of some shitty spread product that has some chocolate in it and some pistachio in it and then claims it's somehow "Dubai chocolate" now that that phrase is a magnet for retards.

It's some shit in a jar. It's some Temu shit.
 
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AnOminous powiedział(a):
TikTok shit is being recalled. Not sure if the picture is what's being recalled, but obviously not the real thing.

Also the actual article says this isn't even chocolate bars, like the real (to the extent the thing is even real anyway) Dubai chocolate, but some "inspired" variant of some shitty spread product that has some chocolate in it and some pistachio in it and then claims it's somehow "Dubai chocolate" now that that phrase is a magnet for retards.

It's some shit in a jar. It's some Temu shit.
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I want one of these trend-foods to kill people so bad
 
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