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- 3 Lip 2021
"Looked like?"
He still is.
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He still is.
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- 30 Wrz 2020
Are we really to expect anything better from the guy who held “comfort food month” in AUGUST? Ill-timing, thy name is Jack Scalfani.
No- the closest he came was eating a raw oyster garnished with Tabasco/lemon juice/horseradish with a fork.
No doubt, Junior will be sneaking down to the basement with that lactation massager to induce his own form of “lactation” while hiding behind the hot water heater and fantasizing about twinks.
Dear god, what in the actual fuck is he eating there??
The appearance of what’s in his hand, coupled with the dead stare, makes it look like he’s a patient totally consumed with dementia who’s blankly chowing down on a low-fiber fecal log that he fished out of a toilet.
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- 9 Sie 2019
POPEYE'S NEW SIGNATURE SAUCE
(07/16/25)Original:
Ostatnio edytowane:
a terminal posture
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- 19 Wrz 2019
These Tammy interrogation videos are torture to get through.
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- 30 Wrz 2020
“Is like”? How is that any different from what Jack does now?
(Sorry, I had to. It was the first thing that came to mind.)
Listen to him struggle as he eats that first pickle. The sniffling. The painful swallow.
Maybe it won’t be a stroke that kills him- we should consider a choking emergency as a possible option. It’d be an apt and poetic end to our Jack, considering what he did to Garrett.
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- 27 Maj 2019
I can't tell if this is a dig at Jack or Americans in general damn you
But forget ten years. Jack wasn't healthy looking as a zygote.
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- 12 Lut 2021
JFC....First of all....if you're doing a review of a new dipping sauce...at a fast food place...you've run out of ideas. I refuse to believe that if you actually cared about this nonsense that you'd find something better.
Secondly, unsurprisingly, he's a jackass towards Tammy throughout the whole video. Insufferable even as somebody who isn't a fan of hers.
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- 27 Maj 2019
Why were Jack's only good grades in community college in astronomy?
Because he did nothing but take up space!
The amount of helium needed to lift Wacko Jacko over the streets for even a few minutes would deplete all of the helium reserves on planet Earth and bring countless medical fields, industrial plants, and scientific research to a screeching halt, and the resulting amount of plastic waste, loss of life, and litigation from that many balloons would make Cleveland's Balloonfest 86 look like a harmless picnic.
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- 16 Lis 2020
dude.
I haven't watched the video yet, but if all this is about is sauce, he's entirely forgotten the point of a fucking fast food review- this is SAUCE. IF I ALREADY DECIDED TO GO TO POPEYES, WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE TO LOSE BY TRYING THEIR NEW DIPPING SAUCE????? at least HALF the point of a food review is so the viewer can gauge whether it's worth SPENDING FUCKING MONEY on new menu items. NEWS FLASH: SAUCE IS FREE RETARD.
feel free to correct me if a restaurant advertising new DIPPING SAUCE is more than enough to get you to rush out to your nearest Popeyes and spend money on food just to try it. maybe I'm the asshole.
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- 17 Sty 2021
Yeah ok buddy, your loss. Not my fault if you can't unpack the nuanced, multifaceted commentary Jack provides. Like "iz gud," or "mhhm gurgle smack smack tashtey, I give uh Ay myness."
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- 28 Gru 2014
He clearly has some kind of dysphagia. Whether it's purely physical or from stroke-induced brain damage, I don't think we know, but he still rams food down forcibly like he's deep throating a gigantic cock. A lot of those people eventually literally do bite off more than they can chew and choke out.
There's probably nobody in that house who knows how to give a repulsively fat lard monster like Jack a Heimlich, so he'd just turn blue and keel over dead.
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- 11 Sie 2018
Jack is a sauce man though, he tried to peddle that jelly like shit to people and as far as I can tell nobody liked his sauces. Maybe he's just in it for the the game.
Who am I kidding he just wants to eat Popeyes.
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- 3 Lis 2023
Another "Tammy is suffering through a living hell she helped create" episode
Cashier: And what sauce do you want?
Tammy: all of them
Cashier: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.
Tammy: ALL OF THEM
And then a barely alive meat golem demands she uses every one for his amusement.
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- 30 Wrz 2020
I don’t believe that was the reason- if he was on the list, it’d have been released years ago (especially given that the executive branch was D controlled for four years after him). Intelligence agencies, bureaucrats, the media, and law enforcement rabidly had their fingers up the guy’s asshole for years, and couldn’t get anything to stick. You wouldn’t sit on such a bombshell that would take down your biggest adversary if it existed. Sure, they shot their load with the flimsy criminal and civil cases, but desperately unleashing all of that in the lead-up to the election didn’t help their cause, marginally affected him, and only served to make him into a martyr. Wouldn’t it have been easier and more effective for them to just drop the proof of him being on the list, thereby tarnishing him as a kid-fucker?
I think it’s more likely that there are some really shady parties (e.g. Mossad-tier) threatening assassination if he doesn’t fall in line. Either that, or (more likely) there are individuals who are financially or politically convenient for him to keep around, who would get hurt if the list were dropped. So, he decides not to release it for purely self-serving reasons.
Cow-tippers (especially those of the braggadocious variety) go straight to hell. I’m still reeling from the loss we suffered when that one retard decided to directly antagonize Landon Hiscock, spooking his ass, and depriving us of further milk.
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- 14 Kwi 2018
The reason Democrats didn't touch Epstein till now is because they really were insistent on still keeping the Clintons around (who are basically Democrat royalty) who also had well documented ties to Epstein.
Hell I don't know where it was but Jeffrey Epstein himself said he could've screwed over both candidates in the 2016 election.
Anyway I'm curious how Jack has been coping about it and well Jack is mad at Orange Man
Though he's still sperging about COVID
Also Jack's not being a good goy, remember when he was giddy about Israel napalming people in the same podcast he bragged about choking his kid
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- 29 Wrz 2022
Everybody important or powerful had ties to Epstein. The real question is was it just social or did they partake in his sex parties? I'd fully accept that both Trump and Slick Willie took part. They're both dogs when you get down to it. But the real issue is why did he say he'd make it public then hold it back? He's protecting somebody and there's a good chance it's himself.
It's all over Faux News and such right wing names like Tucker Carlson are pushing this now as being a scandal which I would imagine is why Fatty is angry at Trump. The people he listens to on TV for all his information and for what he needs to think told him so he needs to believe it.
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- 3 Wrz 2014
Pretty much this. It's an attempt to turn eating overpriced fast food slop into a tax write-off, with the new sauces being the excuse because fat retard saw an ad about it and demanded to go now now now to get it.
Absolute snoozer of a video since no one fucking cares about this shit except in the versus sense. And he kills any interest by turning it into some weird food cuck porn shit since he can't eat it due to his fake and gay diet and dysphagia.
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- 27 Maj 2019
What a stupid shart-in-the-wind video. Keep 'em coming, Jackie.
He says that Popeye's new sauce just dropped the day before this video. No sane human being in the history of mankind has ever rushed to a fast food joint just because a new cup of sauce was released. Most healthy adults wouldn't rush if a new item was released. They might take note of it from a commercial, and several weeks/months later they think "oh yeah, they have the new triple-layer fried egg sausage biscuit, I guess I could try that" But with Jack it's breaking news and he has to be first in line. Fucker would camp outside waiting for the doors to open.
2:57 "We're in the middle of a chicken wrap war. Not on my show [lol], in real life"
I had to look this up and...yes...sadly this is a thing right now. The fried chicken version of the Cuban missile crisis. I swear we have it too good in this country. We need a cull.
7:48 Tammy: "I'll have to take a drink"
After watching this, I think we all do.
I am curious if there are any efforts or talks in the business world of putting some kind of deterrent on streaming fags like Jack going into their restaurants and filming shit without the owners'/managers' consent? Like how there are "no loitering" signs almost everywhere, will we one day see "No loitering or filming"? I almost never see these kinds of posted notices, except at chink stores. This waste of skin films the interior, the food, the employees, makes a few shekels on youtube, and the establishment sees none of that. And they annoy the hell out of every customer. If I were the owner I would put a stop to it on day one since trying to force these oxygen thieves to kick up 20% to the house (which would be appropriate) would be more trouble than it could possibly be worth.
"Sure Jack! Come on in and film the fuck out of everything! Take all the time and space you need! Be sure to write us a check for $3.50 and give us a shout on your famous youtube channel of 30 hate watchers who can't even comment!"
Two guys could give him a heimlich at the same time and they'd never meet. Though given his proclivities I can imagine him choking on purpose just for the thrill of it.
He inhaled an entire pickle spear on his last CwJ video. If/when he does choke one day in the near future, Brianna's offspring would find him gasping for air on the kitchen floor, run and tell Tammy and she'd just reply "shhh, you'll wake gam-gam."
EatBeforeYouEat
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- 6 Lip 2022
LOL remember a few months back when Jack bragged about how he and weirdos from his church were praying while facing a jar of sand someone brought back from Israel?
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- 3 Lut 2021
Ok, good. I’m not the only one that thought that they were watching a bizarre AI parody of a DFKnight video where food simply is a metaphorical cover for BBC while the husbando holds the camera. It’s so weird how he is on the edge of his seat talking to her about how the last sauce sampled is treating her mouth
Remember, Taco Bell wins the fast food wars….