🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[mugsy]

"You're saying I worked at Blizzard? Banned! I worked at Blizzard BTW."
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kx75EisxYqU(PreserveTube)

>blames reddit
>is a literal manifestation of reddit, down to the sexual deviancy and apologetics
I have NEVER understood this fucking meme

 

[crowabunga]

I keep thinking about this:

if you want extra uninspired points for him he literally just took earthbound took the h and put it in the front

Like damn "heartbound" was already unoriginal but I never noticed how simple of a transposition the title really is.

 

[WeWuzHeretics]

the discord is being hilarious rn
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maldavius is a certified mutant according to myke

This is another one of those reddit tier facts that everyone and their mother use to make themselves seem special, and it's fucking aggravating whenever someone brings it up.

Less than 1% of the population operates on low levels of sleep with no side effects because of these rare mutations. Probably 1/4 of that actually notice these effects because they operate like everyone else in society and flood their systems with caffeine and other stimulants to eventually just crash for long periods on a random Saturday.

Jason is just your average basement dweller in this respect. Dude does jack shit that requires energy and is already primed for an unhealthy sleep schedule if we consider his EVE days. A night owl internet addict, likely tons of soda/coffee/energy drinks, and random multi-hour power naps on an average day with a 12 hour crash out on a random weekend, this is the reality for effectively everyone claiming to be a "short sleeper".

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

>blames reddit
>is a literal manifestation of reddit, down to the sexual deviancy and apologetics
I have NEVER understood this fucking meme

Reddit does have both absolute smartass dregs who hugbox and flinch at every bit of pushback and smartass fags who keep snarking at everything and anyone, its one of the few truths hes said, but for the wrong reason, since i dont think he actually has the ire of a snark reddit, just normies and people with more than one braincell

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Also found this little gem while trawling the tubes. Nothing earth shattering, but does give a little look around Ferretsbrück. Why is his sound so shitty, even when wearing a mic?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zlmWopdlQr8
Preservetube: (https://preservetube.com/watch?v=zlmWopdlQr8)

Dumb and gay.

Imagine opting for a pet you have to wear a fucking mask around because they can catch fucking influenza.

Imagine trying to fund stinky-rat chemo on a volatile income stream like being an online personality.

Just get a couple of fucking cats you stupid freak.

Speaking of freaks holy fucking jumping jesus, how does he fuck that pooner? It looks like it smokes meth!

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

These 2 images posted in the last pages are just pure irony gold;

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"Shit's easy" -Guy who spent the last 5 hours replying to people he doesn't like.


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Gives the very argument that he failed to understand from Ross.

always respond to trolls, child

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

This is another incredible feat of his: not satisfied with being better than you at all the nerd things, he also wants to be well above average in health and fitness.
He exercises, touches grass, takes care of his land, maintains sophisticated culinary habits, and suffers no sleep or energy issues.
One thing is true: parasites do die hard.

 

[GarbanzoBeans]

Why can't he make shartbound a story about getting better then?

Why should he get better when he is already perfect and we are all a bunch of faggots who are wrong and have never worked for Blizzard?

You guys are really onto it. Lore is a self insert, I think so is Baron (after seeing a line of dialogue where Baron says "I always wished I was a Viking, they are so cool!").

Writing is hard, especially for Jason and especially when it comes to redemption. He can't write Lore's redemption arc because he can't see anything really wrong with Lore because he can't see anything wrong with himself. He is, in every sense possible, his own undoing. He is the ultimate blocker.

Who knows, maybe one day he'll have an emotional breakthrough. He'll learn the power of apology and the ability to accept and love yourself flaws and all, and he'll finally finish animus.

The downside is he'll likely articulate it like a hormonal middle schooler that's terrified of real emotional vulnerability. At least that's what I've always read stuff like his as. Being vague about emotionally deep/vulnerable stuff is usually a way to try and make it the readers responsibility to be vulnerable rather than the author. The author gets to hide from their own feelings while taking credit for whatever the reader projected onto it. Which completely fits his MO.

he also wants to be well above average in health and fitness.

I am too lazy to find it, but that clip of him condescending to a true fan asking for real life advice on balancing desk work and physical health is apt.

"How do I stay healthy while doing a desk job... I go outside... yeah! touch grass... every single day!"

The gall to read that as a criticism instead of someone just looking for advice from someone they look up to. When it comes to dodging narcissism accusations, he's like Neo in The Matrix if he used his super powers to get hit by every single bullet. Red pill? Nah, lead pill.

And now the story has flipped, he's a hermit, he doesn't do anything but work work work! No grass for Jason

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

>blames reddit
>is a literal manifestation of reddit, down to the sexual deviancy and apologetics
I have NEVER understood this fucking meme

I think he wants to say he hates Reddit's LiveStreamFail subreddit since it's big and is known for dunking on him specifically, but complaining about LSF is weak aura so he obfuscates by saying he hates Reddit as a whole which is a true and virtuous stance with strong aura. Jason's playing word games to try to carefully control his image; many such cases!

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

"I have people to take care of." Oh such protector taking one for the team. The team that protects his fabricated lies 24/7...

If he cared so much and it was so important he takes care of all these people and the ferrets and it wasn't an ego thing, couldn't he just admit he was wrong about this stuff? Get on a stream with Ross and hash it out, admit he didn't understand the initiative, admit he doesn't have that much experience programming and still has a lot to learn, and admit that he had mana and acted selfishly.
Ah wait, according to Jason he never does anything (of substance) wrong and he's such a moral and virtuous person that even if this "lie" would save the lives of 1,000 ferrets or enable him to continue employing all the people under his care he could never bring himself to tell it. Never mind.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Could it be that Jason subconsciously does want everybody against him, so that his ass can be maximally consumed?

 

[Epstein Did Nothing Wrong]

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Lmao what a fucking retard. So many devs take shit from their community for no reason and he gets butthurt like a little bitch because of Discord reactions. Chronically online faggot.

 

[This shall be a name]

Ah wait, according to Jason he never does anything (of substance) wrong and he's such a moral and virtuous person that even if this "lie" would save the lives of 1,000 ferrets or enable him to continue employing all the people under his care he could never bring himself to tell it. Never mind.

1000 ferrets you say?

 

[Dingleton]

A few people managed to get in a sneaky reaction on the announcement for his MASSIVE, GAMECHANGING monthly update. Maldy didn't like that.

He deleted those insane reactions within a minute...

people did it again

Insane behavior

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

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Yeesh. Bro might actually suck a pistol at this rate. He's really crashing the fuck out over discord emojis.

 

[Aidan]

I'd ban someone for reacting with gay flags, too.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Surely not the first time he's doing it but saying it that proudly is just mega funny

 

[neger psykolog]

An OG hacker called Tee Z2 did a YouTube video about Maldavius Nigtree. I personally haven't heard of the guy but he seems sincere and talks a bit about a heroin addiction that he had ages ago.

The funniest part is one of Nigtree's white knights tries to defend him and say it's definitely not a cult:

 

[Fats McGee]

Holy fucking kek. This is wings of redemption level. "Shieeet, pimp. You're sneak dissing. Welcome to ban world!"