🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[fiddlecauliflower]

Did he take that picture? Can't find anything on reverse image search. Looks like a brand new jar and for some reason hes spreading it like fucking jam or peanut butter when 99% of people spread a small amount:

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It's such a weird thing to lie about liking tho?

It's from his Xitter | A, but he's posted about a special bottle someone got him as well | A.

 

[MaldingFerret]

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You're not meant to put that much of it on. That's even excessive by my standards.
Also is that just on bread not on toast?

 

[limbdiction]

Looks like a brand new jar and for some reason hes spreading it like fucking jam

Jason is so stupid he gets everything wrong, even his made-up meme food interest.

 

[canalCrab]

You're not meant to put that much of it on. That's even excessive by my standards.
Also is that just on bread not on toast?

That's definitely toast and not bread. Just not toasted toast.

 

[Panzerfrau]

I'm inclined to agree. Every single person I've seen that associates with him is somewhere on the gradient of dubious. Every one. I'm not going to say it's outright faked, but something is up with it.

It's not faked because it doesn't have to be - it runs because it's literally just a tablet running an OS his game engine explicitly supports. There's nothing special about this fridge and it took zero effort on Jason's side to accomplish this.

 

[itogi]

Haven't seen this video in the thread

PreserveTube, local:

5:02

 

[big pauper]

It's not faked because it doesn't have to be - it runs because it's literally just a tablet running an OS his game engine explicitly supports. There's nothing special about this fridge and it took zero effort on Jason's side to accomplish this.

how do people not understand why something called "game maker" is capable of compiling executables for different platforms

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

People are missing the forest for the trees here, i think it matters little if its faked or not because even if its real it just doesnt really means anything. Congrats, a fridge's tablet runs a title screen and the first screen of a game that has been indev for 10 years with no end in sight, and no real quality either regardless!

 

[Guaymallen]

So, has this ginormous cunt faked a suicide attempt for sympathy yet?

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

People are missing the forest for the trees here, i think it matters little if its faked or not because even if its real it just doesnt really means anything. Congrats, a fridge's tablet runs a title screen and the first screen of a game that has been indev for 10 years with no end in sight, and no real quality either regardless!

I completely agree, but it's also fair to point out he probably forced that slimy promo video out of his own will and not of the community.

edit: to be clear, the moment that the "challenge" was open to the community, it's possible Jason already knew it was fairly trivial to port to a smart fridge, probably by hearsay or he was envying another persons work. And he could have already tipped off someone he knows to win the challenge, and probably pushed hard on the video aspect of it.

 

[This shall be a name]

So, has this ginormous cunt faked a suicide attempt for sympathy yet?

Too egotistical to pull a stunt like that since it would make him be perceived as weak, why I think he's just stuck to the claims of being swatted over and over again because it lets him stroke his ego as some sort of Billy badass that's survived (obviously) fake attempts on his life.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

So, has this ginormous cunt faked a suicide attempt for sympathy yet?

No but he probably faked a swatting attempt for that same reason. AFAIK multiple people in here are waiting to hear back on police report requests to verify the validity of his claims.

he probably forced that slimy promo video out of his own will and not of the community.

That's the impression I had after seeing the video in his stream. Especially after knowing his associate was the one who put it on the smart fridge.

It's probably not "fake" but with Mald there's also some scheming behind it, which in my opinion puts it in a gross light. Almost nothing Mald says is factual, and almost nothing he does is genuine. With Mald everything is "fake" to some degree.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

The dialogue system is just a microcosm for "this man claims to be a 20 year veteran but is writing code akin to Yanderedev. A dude who admits he doesn't know what he's doing". It would be passable if he was an amateur making something for the first time. But when he smugly chuckles about how his code performs so well it'll run on a smart fridge I expect better. He should be making code that makes you go "huh I never thought about doing it that way" not "Why the fuck are you doing it that way? It's the worst piece of shit I've seen."

The dialogue system he has setup still isn't okay for an amateur. I'm and amateur. Me and my kid fuck around with game dev for fun and it didn't take us more than 10 minutes to Google the best practice and then create a way to import a spreadsheet and parse it. Dudes ego is off the chart.

 

[ADHD Mate]

We are at fucking day number 15 of July. How there is no update yet?

 

[Vertigo]

Is it okay to post Jason's game here with DRM and anti cheat gutted from it? Just to know to know if I'm wasting my time or not or wrapped in a steam emulator to make it more portable.

Don't give him reasons to DMCA copyright strike the site. The game is not worth it.

 

[babadook]

I make people uncomfortable when I speak in public

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

We are at fucking day number 15 of July. How there is no update yet?

Yeah it’s the 15th. That’s Tuesday.
I said the update’s probably going out Wednesday. That’s the 16th.
Because I don’t stream this Wednesday, so I can actually hammer on it all day.
There’s nothing else scheduled. Just writing. Just me sitting down and writing until it’s done.
The bottleneck isn’t code. It’s not art. It’s writing.
I do all the writing myself.
It’s a huge amount of dialogue. Multiple routes. Lots of character paths.
It takes three to four weeks every patch just to get through all the writing.
And that’s literally all the work left on Heartbound. Just writing.
Implementation takes like, an hour.
I can implement four weeks of writing in one sitting.
But the writing? That’s the hard part. That’s what I do off stream. That’s what takes time.
So yeah. Update’s not out on the 15th.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

We are at fucking day number 15 of July. How there is no update yet?

Yesterday on stream he started saying "updated every month". Bro is really just going to erase history yet again and pretend he never promised updates on the 1st, then the first week. He's already moved on.

 

[Chernabog3000]

"That FrAmEwOrK was written 8 years ago in Gamermaker Studio *1.4 beforeeeee struts existed.

While watching a recap of latest cope fest he repeated that line like 10 times. Every good narcissist got the excuses not only on script but always packed with qualifiers and shit or however you'd call it.

Its not just 8 years old
Its in game maker studio
Game maker studio 1.4 mind you
Before struts(my b if thats not the word)

Its like the narcissist pray of excuses. Every step the way hes found himself an out.

 

[Is_A_Chair]

I completely agree, but it's also fair to point out he probably forced that slimy promo video out of his own will and not of the community.

edit: to be clear, the moment that the "challenge" was open to the community, it's possible Jason already knew it was fairly trivial to port to a smart fridge, probably by hearsay or he was envying another persons work. And he could have already tipped off someone he knows to win the challenge, and probably pushed hard on the video aspect of it.

It is a pretty edgy and gay ad promo. The typing shot. Putting everything and a dumbass stuffed animal in the bag.