I am cats. Ask me Nothing

[StacticShock]

look at bottom right corner...

 

[troonshine]

 

[Super Guido]

I had a small cat who once stole a thick porterhouse steak that weighed almost as much as he did. He had dragged it several feet across the floor before his crime was discovered.

Nice. Our first cat did that with a roast of some kind; dragged the entire plate off the table with it, too.

He also loved canteloupe, and would bang on the blinds to get my dad to kick him out of the house. He was determined to get out, and bring fleas in with him. Smartest cat we ever had, to be honest.

Another cat we had around the same time, on the other hand, was possibly the dumbest cat. No homing instincts - she disappeared for 2 months after getting out and somehow survived.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

You were going for Polydactyly.

A Pterodactyl is:

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I have had more than one thumb-type polydactyl cat over the years. They are great. I had one pick up a mouse by the tail with this thumb and huck the mouse into his mouth. The mouse was totally freaking out as he was picked up by his tail by a cat.

WRONG, @Cats himself identified such cars as pterodactyls back on page 1

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

WRONG, @Cats himself identified such cars as pterodactyls back on page 1

I stand corrected. I will now use pterodactyl in his honor.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Freckles on the nose, gums, and lips of orange cats appear every time they get the brain cell.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I'm guessing by the stare the brain cell was not with him at that moment.

 

[Soso]

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

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The Gary's have arrived to the Farms.

 

[Dr Cruel]

 

[crowabunga]

The old

 

[Nameless One]

0:14

Aura farming

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ffdUkGRri6A

I love how he sits there, leaning back, like he just owns the place.

 

[Dr Cruel]

I love how he sits there, leaning back, like he just owns the place.

This is why women like guys with cats. These men have already been broken in.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

RIP in pepperoni
AI prompt: cat is god heaven heaven heaven god god pure cat precious kitty cat, Norman Rockwell style
(Then again, he never liked my original post)

CAT IS GOD
G O O M

 

[AnOminous]

They're all oramge cats.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

RIP in pepperoni
AI prompt: cat is god heaven heaven heaven god god pure cat precious kitty cat, Norman Rockwell style
(Then again, he never liked my original post)
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CAT IS GOD
G O O M

On the seventh day God looked upon his creation and said "This is GOOM"

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

This is why women like guys with cats. These men have already been broken in.

My husband is a cat man. My mom's dog groomer had a litter of kittens that had been dumped at her farm. He was picking up my mom's dog, saw the litter, and called me. We adopted the two black kittens right away.

Cat tax: Athena, 10-years old, from the dog groomer

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

On the seventh day God looked upon his creation and said "This is GOOM"

I'M ABOUT TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
<world is created in Big Bang>

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

They're all oramge cats.

God is clearly Oramge.