🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[PrestonHolt]

Getting that triggered over something as juvenile as "your ferret died from being out of mana" is hilarious.

His reaction to that makes me think that he's not providing them the best quality of care.

 

[LetThemSneed]

Fails to correct a chatter about heartbound updates, starts coping after realizing

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/gMUc2kOn0Kw?t=22513

smallmaldtimelinefailure.mp4

"I need to put more of these up here because I haven't put all of them". He lies even when its easily debunked. Insane behavior.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

Fails to correct a chatter about heartbound updates, starts coping after realizing

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/gMUc2kOn0Kw?t=22513

smallmaldtimelinefailure.mp4

This one has to go on LSF lmao "I don't believe that's true" -> "oh yeah I actually know it's true and apologized for it already"

 

[Aidan]

Mald has a hallmark lolcow feature of not understanding he's a lolcow and having a compulsive need to own the haters. Some people want him gone but he's also hilarious to watch be retarded, I just want to watch him cope on his downward spiral.

His reaction to that makes me think that he's not providing them the best quality of care.

It's hard to know for sure but it sounds like he let it live miserably with this "rare cancer" he says is super terrible instead of putting it down at some point. I'm no expert but I think that's another animal hoarder characteristic.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

i was more trying to fit the theme with horsemen analogy
and activision has the V cause they dont have the symbol and V is the most striking out of the letters in their logo

Excellent art, but I have to second Pierre D'Olnique, I think a lot of people (especially uninvolved people) will struggle to recognize the logos unless they're the original colors, while you can communicate it at first glance with the logo color match

 

[el gordo]

What a strange thing to point out. What a strange thing to be true. What kind of body composition does one have to have to sit like that naturally??

i imagine it starts with not doing a single push up in 20 years

 

[Hooked on phobics]

That hairline is looking rough

I find it hilarious that rosses hair line is better. He showed as much in his obligatory baldies episode

PPP reacts to Mald running a ferret rescue shelter, while also having a ferret fursona:

Seeing a reaction to this horror is great, considering I've been entrenched in mald for a while

Also I'm to lazy to quote it, but the fact an EU politician endorsed SKG gives me SO MUCH optimisim. Especially since these things USUALLY are flat out ignored at best. An ENDORSEMENT is huge.

on that note, you doomers who said itd never work can fuck yourself

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

the fact an EU politician endorsed SKG gives me SO MUCH optimisim

It's like Ross said: politicians like an easy win.

The issue that SKG is highlighting (digital media license abuse) is rather easy to understand if someone isn't A) a corpo bootlicking libertard, B) a run-of-the-mill retard that cannot read simple english or C) a child under the spell of a ferret-fucking pied piper.

People in the west have been doubting the success of a post million-signature win probably because they're American, and are used to politicians being corrupt as fuck.

Are people that live in the EU as nervous about the corporate lobby as Americans?

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Are people that live in the EU as nervous about the corporate lobby as Americans?

European countries do not have anything similar to the first amendment. Even in modern times some countries can jail you for years just for criticizing their police departments.

 

[p1138]

So it is now Sunday for Mald, the first full week of July is over, and still no heartbound update.

Or will he claim that his weeks start on Monday instead of Sunday so he can put it off for another day? Seems he isn't streaming yet either, but Sunday isn't a day he normally takes off. How strange...

 

[Aidan]

So it is now Sunday for Mald, the first full week of July is over, and still no heartbound update.

Or will he claim that his weeks start on Monday instead of Sunday so he can put it off for another day? Seems he isn't streaming yet either, but Sunday isn't a day he normally takes off. How strange...

He always puts an update out the first half of the month, check the steam page and you'll see this. stretches

 

[Vic Macedonia]

True, but at least the Lord of Scam, Sir Chris Roberts managed to deliver his Server Meshing, no loading screen bullshit and the stupid sandworm

While Star citizen talks a lot of shit out of their ass, they try to deliver.
Plus if you remember well... PS started throwing rocks first at Star Citizen. It's deserved lmao...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a95SVLWEZVI

Actually Jason got on my radar because of him reacting the Star Citizen controversy in a yt short. Fucker was complaining about Roberts marketing products to whales and Fagtree had no self awareness that he did (arguably) the same thing with his kickstarter and other shit. Can't fault a hustler who knows what will bring in the money while still delivering meaningful updates.

 

[p1138]

He always puts an update out the first half of the month, check the steam page and you'll see this. stretches

You might be right, he's gone live half an hour late and says he's going to be "working on blockgame today" and talking about how he's turning 38 this week but birthdays don't matter anymore yet he just had to notify everyone of this.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Are people that live in the EU as nervous about the corporate lobby as Americans?

I think a lot of yanks don't get that regulations and standards is the bread and butter of EU. This is an entity that has put a standard on what and what isn't a cucumber. I'd say that there's a very good chance that we'll get legislation of some kind and it might end up a lot harsher and complex than what Stop Killing Games is actually asking for. But that's what happens when you piss autistic gamers off I guess and won't provide playability yourself.

 

[Aidan]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gcmcmkPmW6cHow Pirate Software Became the Most HATED Streamer Ever.mp4

I've been listening to this off and on and it's a relatively concise (feature length) summary with the primary clips for each of Mald's major controversies to date. WoW, cheating in puzzles, Blizzard, nepobaby, Eve Online, Second Life, @Pvt. Parts , etc. It's a bit too charitable and doesn't cover how Khronos isn't a lawyer and was lying with the intent to intimidate but I can understand why and it's hard to get absolutely everything right.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Fucker was complaining about Roberts marketing products to whales and Fagtree had no self awareness that he did (arguably) the same thing with his kickstarter and other shit

Not to mention he was trying to trap his own whale (Lyrik furfag) into a more devious version of this by eRPing with him, trying to e-date him, and constantly mentioning money issues to him in the weirdest, most out-of-context ways possible. All because the 20y/o furfag dropped 800 dollar dono on Mald to grab his attention.

Mald really has NO place to shit on SC for their whale page.

talking about how he's turning 38 this week but birthdays don't matter anymore yet he just had to notify everyone of this.

"Pls no b00ly, its my birthday "

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Proving he's not a shit coder. Code snippets are out context

Interesting how he can't show his source code to prove that he actually can code, but alas, and no, Jason, editing YAML files isn't fucking coding.

Also with the fucking fridge again

 

[roach69]

I've been listening to this off and on and it's a relatively concise (feature length) summary with the primary clips for each of Mald's major controversies to date. WoW, cheating in puzzles, Blizzard, nepobaby, Eve Online, Second Life

I think sloptubers should talk more about his cringe furry past. Extra points for mentioning ikea gnome.

 

[EscapeVorkuta]

I've been listening to this off and on and it's a relatively concise (feature length) summary with the primary clips for each of Mald's major controversies to date. WoW, cheating in puzzles, Blizzard, nepobaby, Eve Online, Second Life, @Pvt. Parts , etc. It's a bit too charitable and doesn't cover how Khronos isn't a lawyer and was lying with the intent to intimidate but I can understand why and it's hard to get absolutely everything right.

People like this need to be punched in the face as hard as possible. What an insufferable faggot.

 

[Davy Jones' Left Nut]

His reaction to that makes me think that he's not providing them the best quality of care.

You're so incorrect about this entire thing.

He was emotionally attached to raping that particular ferret.