🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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From the background of her area, it's likely she's been the town bicycle a long time. Ellen has been smoking even longer. No wonder she's upset about her looks on her old reddit account. Remove the Facetune and you might just see not only a middle aged woman's face, but a sagging granny face.

Ellen met Jeff while she was living with her mom. No doubt her mother gave her advice like "find a good man and settle down". Ellen is legitimately a slut so of course she disagreed. But she could pretend to be chaste until marriage. It's like she reverse baby-trapped Jeff.

The rumor about her sleeping with the boss for the job is almost certainly true. I bet she interviewed, got declined, but interrupted with "what if I add my pussy to the deal?" and got the job.
 
Fucker Carlson powiedział(a):
Small correction for Ellen since I know she reads the thread: The third panel should say "scholarship," not "student loan."
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In Canada I think they can't get student loans (those come from the government there) if they're under a certain age and the family income is too high. Her comic makes sense but only for the segment of the population who didn't finish high school with high enough marks to get bursaries or scholarships, and who refuse to move out of their parents' house and get a job if they're 18-21.
Señora Airi powiedział(a):
PLing a bit, but both my exes would regularly joke about becoming strippers to afford college and make money. So I'm just assuming this is a usual AWFL "joke" they like to say
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In Toronto lots of girls actually do this. The club they tend to work at is constantly passing a bedbug infestation back and forth with the residential units on that block.
 
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SparklyFetuses powiedział(a):
Pizzacakecomic got its own review on BWW (Archive)
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Notable finds in the Bad Webcomic wiki include:
  • @BasedIfTrue gets his video in the "Webcartoonist" section. It's the first video he did while going over the kiwi farms thread 🎉
  • "Shit, there are crack-whore Onlyfans accounts with better porn than Ellen" :story:
  • "Also, just to clarify: No, Ellen doesn't actually have an Onlyfans - she just posts all of the above mentioned porn, both the drawn and the photographic, on her Patreon. A bit of an odd choice really, seeing as Patreon has more than once clamped down and deleted accounts that did in porn. I assume she's just accepting that risk, instead of going to places like gumroad, or subscribestar - or straight up Onlyfans." yet again proving that it was most likely the porn that suspended her Patreon in the first place, not a hate attack from any trolls. I'd recommend reading this whole section. I'll put it in a spoiler.
  • Also, just to clarify: No, Ellen doesn't actually have an Onlyfans - she just posts all of the above mentioned porn, both the drawn and the photographic, on her Patreon. A bit of an odd choice really, seeing as Patreon has more than once clamped down and deleted accounts that did in porn. I assume she's just accepting that risk, instead of going to places like gumroad, or subscribestar - or straight up Onlyfans.
    But regarding the porn she posts: As noted in the YouTube video linked, she's even done a little mini-porn comic where she sexually dominates some random internet critic and subjects him to cum denial. This kinda makes me miss Scott Bieser's method of just writing characters based on political people he doesn't like, and then having them get brutally murdered in the comic, but that wouldn't really work in Ellen's gag-a-day format.

    But beyond that, Ellen really seems to love drawing her self-insert persona getting absolutely railed or bukake'd by multiple men - including at least one comic where she's banging another dude, he creampies her, and then her husband comes home and she just goes "Yes darling the painter came, but he missed a spot" and then the husband goes "Looks like you need another coat". That's right folks: Ellen also draws what amounts to cuck porn - but then again, since its likely her husband who takes her nude photos for the Patreon, then I think its safe to say that he's right and proper cucked already.
  • They titled the conclusion "Cumclusion" :story:
  • KiwiFarms gets mentioned in the "Cumclusion" for saying that Ellen does cuck porn with her husband.

They have a thread ongoing on her as well. It's linked at the top.
Here's all the pages of that thread archived (one, two, three, four, five, six, seven)

All the pages of the thread up until page five were archived already so thank you internet stranger :)

Notable finds in the thread include:
  • We're mentioned on the first page 🎉
  • They wonder if Ellen might show up in their forum (spoiler alert, she won't)
  • They call her a lolcow on page four.
  • That's really about it. They're still active on it it's just really short and most of it is things we've already mentioned.
Edit: minor grammar error, formatting, added a point about the thread on Bad Webcomics.
 
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Hi Ellen. So you left out the part about you baby-trapping Jeff? What did you do, use your first boyfriend as the manipulation manual?

You posted all your public info yourself, retard.
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Spiderman doesn't have a uterus. Did you get off reading the part about periods in this thread?!
 
EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters powiedział(a):
For me periods were mentioned as something can start sometime within this time window. I think girls already know that they're going to get boobs and curves during puberty. I would be so mad if periods were a surprise. I think we also went over how you'll start to need deodorant and bras but it happens at different times for everyone. Just practical stuff (so gross that troons fetishize this boring but important information)
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yeah i dunno, in a regular nuclear family usually the mother takes over so it's less awkward, but like if i was a single dad, definitely easiest option is to start informing a daughter when they're old enough to have basic understanding of something like "in a few years or something you might start having red stuff come from your privates, please try not to be super scared, it's normal, if you're at school or something just tell your teacher and i'll come pick you up soon as i can". i have no idea where some of these people come from really besides just chainspreading fearmongering because even super rednecky areas are never going to do some shit like "stfu susan blood is OF THE DEVIL", and if they're anything like that, your problem isn't that they're southern it's that most likely there's some other shit going on on a sliding scale of 0-danger zone abuse. as ominous termed, woke belt is even fucking worse, ideally you just want a middle ground but life experience has taught me bible belt is still better, because b belt can be misguided with good intentions while w belt is misguided with awful fucking intentions.
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did this bitch get mindlocked in the 50s with semi modern social media takes? if anything we're pretty much in the age of trying to get men to communicate and spread male mental health awareness. particularly among vets etc sharing their stories and emotions publically and receiving support and well wishes. biggest issue with this is using either gender as a hivemind, there's always going to be fucking awful men and women that are toxic af and don't care about your problems while they cry about the most pathetic baby shit imaginable and you're supposed to really rub their feet for it. on her personally, i'm sure with her sexual deviancy she really never does want to hear what her husband genuinely thinks about any of it (if he even cared) or even would care herself. she doesn't even seem to care about her kids longterm over her cooter tingling, so in summary sounds like a fuckin personal problem.
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social media grade wokesters don't get to use this fucking card when i'm supposed to completely mind wipe women like ellen page to the point google makes me think i'm losing my damn mind, and i'm supposed to go up to women and ask them "pardon me fellow folx, should i call you him, it, they, or her?" and i'm supposed to think "ITS MAAM" troons are exactly the same as the Hayley Atwells of the world etc. last i checked even the p diddys of the world didn't call women "it" more than stephen king.
 
Late, but Ellen's period sperging is so goddamn annoying and tone deaf. She's a grown ass women in Canada, not a teenager trying to figure out how periods work or a woman stuck in some 3rd world shithole that doesn't have money or access to basic feminine hygiene products. At her age, she should have decades of experience knowing what her period is like and how to work around it.

If you know you bleed a lot and that you work in a place where you don't get frequent breaks, you make sure you're using the right products to get through the day. You wear more absorbent pads or tampons. It's not that fucking hard. If you're one of those super bleeders, then you wear both pads and tampons, or period cups or period underwear, there is something for EVERYONE no matter what your preference is.

And failing that, if for some reason you just absolutely have to go to the bathroom to change your pad/tampon, there is nothing wrong with being a fucking adult and saying "Excuse me, I have to use the restroom." What is your boss going to do? Say no? I've had some terrible bosses in my life, but not one of them have ever denied me a bathroom break, no matter how swamped we were with work or on a crazy time crunch.

I roll my eyes at Ellen saying we NEED period products in the bathroom. Girl, you are a grown ass woman with children. You know your period comes once a month, every month, and has been for decades! By now you should know to keep stocked up on tampons and pads. Most women do this without issue, yet for some reason Ellen acts like this is too hard and unreasonable to ask of her. In the rare event that your period comes on suddenly and you don't have anything for it, toilet paper works in a pinch. It's not comfortable, and it's certainly not ideal... but it works, and I think almost every woman has had to do this at least once.

GOD this woman is fucking insufferable.
 
Also, couldn't a woman on her period just ask someone close to her to either get a spare tampon/pad (if asking another woman), or run to the store and pick some up (if a man or woman)?
 
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