🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Roachbound]

even to this day 'do you see my ________, what am i supposed to do for you' is an incredibly quotable meme

You're on the list now, eat my entire ass

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

You're on the list now, eat my entire ass

Hope it was worth it.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

even to this day 'do you see my ________, what am i supposed to do for you' is an incredibly quotable meme

I work my ass off, kid, not only do I not want to back this, like, have you seen my mana? What am I even supposed to do for you, give me real evidence I did that shit, it's not on me, you cannot blame it on me. I worked at Blizzard for 7 years and have 20 years of developer experience, some have even called me the Bob Ross of programming and that is 100% in my wheelhouse. Sometimes, bad practice has meaning, so, I'm going to be honest with you, I hope you get everything you asked for but nothing you wanted. And I'll leave it there. Eat my entire ass, insane behavior.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

I work my ass off, kid, not only do I not want to back this, like, have you seen my mana? What am I even supposed to do for you, give me real evidence I did that shit, it's not on me, you cannot blame it on me. I worked at Blizzard for 7 years and have 20 years of developer experience, some have even called me the Bob Ross of programming and that is 100% in my wheelhouse. Sometimes, bad practice has meaning, so, I'm going to be honest with you, I hope you get everything you asked for but nothing you wanted. And I'll leave it there. Eat my entire ass, insane behavior.
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I forgot you were working on this. Insane behavior.

 

[zulrahbot73]

Jason's mailbox got hit by a construction truck.

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DOES HE?...
A). Contact the company responsible for reimbursement?
B). File a claim with his insurance?
C). Repair the damage and move on with his life?
D). Go to Home Depot and buy a replacement?
E). Contact his lawyer and file a police report to get them arrested and/or fined under federal charges?

Spoiler: Answer

ANSWER: E

Jason files a police report! (I/A)

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Don't ask him if he's overreacting, Jason knows what he's talking about.
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And while he's completely convinced he could land people in jail for 3 years or get them a $250,000 fine, Jason WILL NOT back down. He's the victim here, and you'll hear from his lawyer!
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This all sounds so familiar though. Where have I heard this before? Was it when Jason called the FBI to get someone arrested, and got a challenge coin for saving the day?

I thought this was heading in a direction where he was going to blame skg brigaders on driving a truck into his mailbox until i saw the date on the tweet.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I think "insane behavior" is up there with "enjoy prison"

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Yeah he's literally just being a fucking Karen.

heres the kicker too, he fixed it pretty easily, after all that bitching.


tweet

holy shit do you have further sources, not that I don't believe you, but because I think exposing this guy as a karen for sloptubers to feed on would be fucking hilarious

it says in the tweet already provided when he mentions clownshoes. he says OUTSIDE the easement, but I'm wondering if this is just shit communication? taking this at face value, he says that HE he has an easement, that they STRAYED outside the easement to use "resources" but also didn't do this in the house they were going to, since he says HE doesn't use comcast?! this doesn't make sense, why would you grab power from a house effectively down the street to do work at another house? Though another thing is utility companies have some degree of freedom.. Like if you have down power lines, they don't HAVE to ask to get on your property to repair them, and DEPENDING on the degree of work they were doing, this might apply? Same for sewer and shit, if it effects others, you have to deal with it to a degree.

Its hard to say what exactly was the real situation, but no matter what, I suspect hes completely full of it. In either case I'm sure they either have city granted authority or hes grossly exaggerating

 

[itogi]

Just a game review of Heartbound.

9:47

 

[zulrahbot73]

Also why does he think its a good idea to only play the same 10 songs from his game for the stream even if he doesnt mind it.

 

[Slav Power]

a relatively tame joke

For a regular person, sure. Not for Jason. For him, it was a meticulously designed strike right onto his brittle ego. First, you have the mocking of his ferrets constantly dying. Second, you're bringing up the very first drama that started to seriously crumble Jason's online persona which was the WoW "out of mana" incident. It really got to him, and if it takes so little to provoke him, well, I'm not suggesting to go out and cowtip the fucker, but...

Imagine the meltdown over a mere mention of a gnome on his stream...

 

[ExplosiveTeddybear]

He graduated art school but still, correct

At one of the better ones in the Netherlands. I think the level is most similar to a US college - in between a trade school and university, but more towards the university end. It would've included a bunch of business and communications classes as well, a lot of people with these art degrees end up in the corporate world, or working for the government 'cause of that.

So unlike Maldy, he learned a trade, how to run a business, and how to communicate like a (mostly) normal person, made some games, and banged out a couple of competent soundtracks. In less time than it took Ferret-boi to make half a game.

 

[p1138]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

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And the best part is, only 6 of the 268 negative reviews show "product refunded" since the 1st of the month, so he can't pretend it's all just people buying and shitting on his game and refunding it either. Most of the reviews have more than 2 hours played and I'd suspect that a lot of the reviews with under 2 hours played were customers and possibly kickstarter backers fed up with waiting for the game to be finished(or even just posting a new negative review after years of waiting), which is something he'd never admit to even being a possibility.

 

[Huddinge]

so he can't pretend it's all just people buying and shitting on his game and refunding it either

He can, and he will

 

[Slimpacks]

And the best part is, only 6 of the 268 negative reviews show "product refunded" since the 1st of the month, so he can't pretend it's all just people buying and shitting on his game and refunding it either

0:38

 

[cigint]

so he can't pretend it's all just people buying and shitting on his game and refunding it either.

He can, and he will

For years he was pretending to be working on it "8 hours a day". Then the tiny monthly updates started and those thousands of hours of work just disappeared into thin air with no product.

Lest we forget

 

[Andy Soying Out]

Kino Casino covered Mald today.

Segment starts at 4:59:27 of the following vod:

https://kick.com/kinocasinogaming/videos/734b7ce2-8338-49ad-98a6-991c8c1e5d68

This segment should be uploaded to their YouTube clip channel soon.

 

[limbdiction]

Imagine the meltdown over a mere mention of a gnome on his stream...

Don't know if he still does it, but he used to joke a lot about getting gnomed with the "you've been gnomed" video. Saying that nobody has ever successfully gnomed him. Turns out he was gnoming his entire ass the whole time.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

AI transcript of yesterdays stream, if anyone wants to dig for something interesting

E: Also reminder that getting VODs, even hidden ones is easy with VodRecovery and you can watch them without downloading. It's easy to use the VLC record feature to clips things.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

streams 12 hours works 8 hours sleeps 4 hours is such a retarded notion even if you believe his magical sleep illness.

 

[PrestonHolt]

streams 12 hours works 8 hours sleeps 4 hours is such a retarded notion even if you believe his magical sleep illness.

Hmmm, makes you wonder what he gives up to molest his ferrest and mald at discord/X (unless all those fall under "working").