DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Did DSP buy or pull the Greninja?

  • Bought - He totally bought the Greninja as a cope for people saying he was being scammed

    Głosy: 210 80,8%
  • Pull - He pulled the Greninja like a 6 star gold Zombie Hogan

    Głosy: 50 19,2%

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    260
Imagine how much Kat (Phil’s morbidly obese wife) is eating while she’s by herself in the snort fort.
There's no way kat could be alone at the house for a whole week, even if Philip left a 2ft tall stack of McDoubles on the kitchen floor. Jasper kitty can't take care of her all by himself. What if she falls on her back and can't get up?
 
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Could you imagine being one of the poor souls having to handle Phil's body after death?
If that were my job I'd tip him a final $1000, may gout rest his soul.

I'd also put up a poster next to his casket saying what he ate for dinner last night so little Derish can still spam asking 50 times about his fucking dinner while everyone else cries hard.

Right before they put the last bit of dirt over his coffin I'll throw in a DVD copy of Scarface.
 
Allegedly Doody received that photo weeks ago and has been waiting to post.
This stupid fuck talks just like Dave. "Aluttapeepul said this and this and this." "I sent this to several detractors, and everyone kept it secret until right now when it's most convenient."
 
What if there was a Murder Suicide in the Snort Fort. I am not sure which of the Burnells would snap first, but Jasper be feasting on them fat fucks for a few more days.
Phil Benoit couldn't get his twig boy arms around his hamplanet wife to do that. Jasper though... :(
 
Linda died of a heart attack ack ack ack ack ack, you oughta know by now.
It's funny but also very sad. I hope nothing bad or sad has happened to anyone.

God sneed.

If something bad has happened I'm going to go out on a limb and say this shit may change DSP a lot.


Thanks for stopping by Derish/Linda.
 
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