🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[GizmoG]

@GizmoG and that Pokémon fan boy retard being massive leftoids.

For context, the reason why I'm a "leftoid" is because I mocked his regular cringe "muh Disney, DAE Hollywood pedos?" outburts as rightoid tard sperging, in the same vein as retards like The Quartering.

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda, you are not special or saying anything of value by parroting this shit. This seal-clapping fodder is the same shit as leftist retards saying "ORANGE MAN BAD! FASCIST NAZI TRUMP!". Holy fuck, both groups are insanely obnoxious and retarded. Just because KiwiFarms leans right as a result of being a free speech platform, you aren't my fucking friend because you think Disney sucks.

Go back to working on your manifest you drooling retard.

 

[Spectate]

Incest obsessed freaks

I don't remember us being the ones who wrote incestuous furry fan fictions but whatever you want to believe.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

It is now 12:00 AM on July 11th, 2025 in Mexico City.
The essay, which Claudio promised would be posted on July 10th multiple times, was not posted on the 10th.

Uh oh. Looks like YOU will have to wait a little longer!

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Yes, it's relevant to what I'm writing.

Well, technically I am also distracting you WHILE doing some writing preparations for next full moon night on the 10th.

It's going to be the first full moon of summer? That just means it's going to be very strong. It will help a lot for what I am gonna do that night. I think fasting supper will give bonus points.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

You are the only person who believes these things. Lol lmao even.

Your bubble is the only group who believes these lies you publish. Enjoy Hell, for such libelious hands.

Damn you know I might believe you if you weren’t calling me a twink every other sentence. Oh wait, I still wouldn’t.

So? still a twink. You just need to be plowed by a man and you'll be the stereotype.

Just so you know Claudio I never said anything about your family.

Yes you did, whore. Do you want me to cite you?

You are lucky I am not evil, because I would have then MEANT what I said about my "hypothetical" executions to your demonic father and mother.

Let me remind you. "Cub" is an accurate translation to one of the ways mexicans talk about (dog) puppies here.

Kill yourself.

You could have spoken very poorly about both of my parents, but I won’t be petty.

Thanks for confirming I flustered you (of anger).

You might not have seen it, but I pulled a fucking pose for celebration.

This thread is about YOU.

Don't worry. You'll get yours soon!

Are you aware that this verse could very well be referring to you?

You are the liar. Just like Lucifer.

You are the Judas Iscariot. You would sell out your fellow Americans for money

You are The Pharisee. You would have killed Jesus if you were one of them.

Don't repent = Get obliterated for all eternity.

I don't remember us being the ones who wrote incestuous furry fan fictions but whatever you want to believe.

You love mentioning gay incest. My case rests correct.

It is now 12:00 AM on July 11th, 2025 in Mexico City.
The essay, which Claudio promised would be posted on July 10th multiple times, was not posted on the 10th.

I promised nothing for today. I did say I was waiting for the 10th.

Did you know that the moon tonight is nicknamed as The Moon of the Deer? That explains it's pretty color.

 

[GizmoG]

Let me remind you, slowpokes and newfags. I left that e621 account at least 7+ years ago.

Using outdated evidence will only destroy you in the long term. It's not like the "Furry = Zoophile" angle will ever stick.

I also missed this retarded cope. Sorry @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, time doesn't remove some stains. When you raped that cat, 7 years later that cat doesn't become unraped, sadly.

Don't forget what I told you early on:

If a man builds a thousand bridges and fucks one cat, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cat fucker.

 

[Tread Miller]

@Tread Milller and @JohnnyGringo being two-faced bastards.

First off, nice spelling of my username. Second, what makes me two-faced?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

OOOOOOoooh.

That stings.

There goes your "OMG CLAUDIO U FUCKING BITCH Y U USE CUB?!" argument.

Give me one of your eyes. Or maybe I could take them.

In Minecraft, ofc. Cuz humans can't exactly teleport.

For context, the reason why I'm a "leftoid" is because I mocked his regular cringe "muh Disney, DAE Hollywood pedos?" outburts as rightoid tard sperging, in the same vein as retards like The Quartering.

Leftoid.

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda, you are not special or saying anything of value by parroting this shit.

I am special. I come from people that actually helped this nation. You? I doubt it.

This seal-clapping fodder is the same shit as leftist retards saying "ORANGE MAN BAD! FASCIST NAZI TRUMP!". Holy fuck, both groups are insanely obnoxious and retarded.

Gizmo, meet Mirror.

Mirror, meet Gizmo.

You aren't my fucking friend because you think Disney sucks.

Why would I want to be friends with a possessed gringo?

Go back to working on your manifest you drooling retard.

I may drool. But you mouth drool.

I also missed this retarded cope. Sorry @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, time doesn't remove some stains. When you raped that cat, 7 years later that cat doesn't become unraped, sadly.

The... cat wasn't killed by the unknown assailant 7 years ago.

Retard.

Don't forget what I told you early on:

Didn't read.

 

[Spectate]

So your excuse for using cub instead of puppy is that your ESL? You realize the cases in which you would use cachorro as "cub" would be referring to baby bears/lions, right? Not dogs?

Didn't you also mention how you had cub as a blocked term on your accounts? You definitely knew the meaning cub has in furry circles. Why are you lying?

I am special.

Oh don't worry buddy. We know. I'm sure you teachers told you this too.

 

[Soycast II]

So? still a twink. You just need to be plowed by a man and you'll be the stereotype.

Why are you fantasizing about me being plowed by a man? Why are you calling me a twink again?

Yes you did, whore. Do you want me to cite you?

Excuse me Claudio let me put it in retard terms, I never spoke POORLY about your family. God you’re a dumb fucker.

You are lucky I am not evil

lol.

Let me remind you. "Cub" is an accurate translation to one of the ways mexicans talk about (dog) puppies here.

Uh, so all Mexicans are furry pedophiles? Makes sense honestly.

Kill yourself.

You first.

Don't worry. You'll get yours soon!

I already have a thread retard.

You are the liar. Just like Lucifer.

You are the Judas Iscariot. You would sell out your fellow Americans for money

You are The Pharisee. You would have killed Jesus if you were one of them.

Don't repent = Get obliterated for all eternity.

Are you talking about yourself? I love the Lord Jesus Christ and my fellow Americans. You feel no love however. Sad.

You love mentioning gay incest.

Claudio, I’m not gonna forget that you fantasized about incest between me and my dad.

First off, nice spelling of my username.

It’s amazing how he still doesn’t understand auto-fill.

I am special. I come from people that actually helped this nation. You? I doubt it.

That doesn’t make you special Claudio. Stop the cope. I can verifiably say that my ancestor shaped what policing is today, but that doesn’t make me special. I’m still a nobody online. At least be honest.

 

[Yellow Rose Of Texas]

Why are you fantasizing about me being plowed by a man? Why are you calling me a twink again?

Obviously trying to creep you the fuck out but its already getting stale,that and spamming your dox over and over again non stop to "own" you.

 

[Soycast II]

Obviously trying to creep you the fuck out but its already getting stale,that and spamming your dox over and over again non stop to "own" you.

Well, the more he spams my 14 year old pic the more I will be convinced that he likes little boys. (And cats)

 

[GizmoG]

Obviously trying to creep you the fuck out but its already getting stale,that and spamming your dox over and over again non stop to "own" you.

It's part of @Claudio Hernández Castañeda's stockholm syndrome having been kept hostage here for months (ignoring that he can simply close his browser tab for the thread). In this case, he lusts over @Goycast Guy. It's one thing for him to act like an incredible faggot doing this to a random person in the thread, but referencing underage photos of him when doing so is pretty fucked up. On top of the Roblox obsession (and finding a "boyfriend" through there), the pedo claims are not unfounded...

 

[Yellow Rose Of Texas]

Did he got banned lol?
His profile is opened again.

 

[Tread Miller]

Did he got banned lol?
His profile is opened again.
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He actually opened his profile after being heckled to do so (his first real WIN )

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@arkletor 2.0 going to Hell just by his statements about God alone. (And being retarded)

Those statements I made are at least 7+ minutes old. They don't count. Like how your baby animal porn doesn't count because it happened before. That's how things work, right?

Will there be quesadillas in Hell since one killed your grandpa?

Pedophiles (@Sparkletor 2.0, @Sperg Spectating, @JohnnyGringo, @Xev, @Man In A Dress)
Domestic abuse supporters
Biological warfare supporters (Infecting someone deliberatedly with an STD, wife or not, is considered a severe crime for a reason up there, buddy.)
Incest obsessed freaks
Clearly closeted hedonistic homos (@Goycast Guy, @JohnnyGringo, @Sparkletor 2.0, @Man In A Dress)

I mean you can call me a pedophile all you want but the reality is that you are the only one who has baby animal porn in his favorites. Only one of us wants to fuck a prepubescent dog/lion thing. Only one of us is a pedophile. I'll give you a hint, it's not me.

Domestic violence supporter? Only when you and your mom are the victims. Manuel has the God given right to beat his wife and child. It's in the Bible.

Biological Warfare Supporter? Lol you have AIDS

Incest obsessed freak? Which one of us wrote the (legal) incest porn about the teenage lion who got an erection when his dad spanked him? Do you remember?

Closeted homo? Even if I was, it's better than being a self loathing homo like you. I bet you cry at night and ask God why he made you gay.

Did you know that the moon tonight is nicknamed as The Moon of the Deer?

Uh oh! Bruja! I wonder what the Bible says about divining signs and portents like you are doing? "Thou shall not suffer a witch to live"

The... cat wasn't killed by the unknown assailant 7 years ago.

I found the assailant. It was Claudio.

 

[Tread Miller]

The... cat wasn't killed by the unknown assailant 7 years ago.

An "unknown assailant" that happens to live "AT LEAST 30 STEPS AWAY FROM [your] FUCKING HOUSE":

Face it, Mexico (and your neighborhood) might be a shithole, but how likely is it that your neighborhood happens to contain a cat rapist? I doubt it's more than one (you). Also paying to incinerate the cat? How convenient of you to destroy the remains after your "fun."

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Huh. Didn't take that long.


Ain't she pretty?

Alright, time to tell you retards why I gave a flying fuck so much about the moon thing.

Try deciphering what the fuck this means.

The only hint I'm giving you.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

An "unknown assailant" that happens to live "AT LEAST 30 STEPS AWAY FROM [your] FUCKING HOUSE":
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Face it, Mexico (and your neighborhood) might be a shithole, but how likely is it that your neighborhood happens to contain a cat rapist? I doubt it's more than one (you). Also paying to incinerate the cat? How convenient of you to destroy the remains after your "fun."

I guarantee that if you search all the houses in the neighborhood, only one will have a guy who not only has animal porn on his computer, he has sexual roleplays as a cat. That guy is Claudio.

He raped the cat. The cat escaped before Claudio could kill it. He got scared that he would get caught so he pretended to find it and forced his mom to have the body destroyed.

Truly God and Jesus are smiling down on their devout follower.

 

[Soycast II]

Alright, time to tell you retards why I gave a flying fuck so much about the moon thing.

Alright I don’t care about your spellcasting larp.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Try deciphering what the fuck this means.

I really hope it means you're going to kill yourself.