💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Meriasek]

Can a watch guy weigh in on this? @Doug S how cringe is Pat for wearing this?

Very. These kinda open dials are extremely cringe and the mark of a guy who isn't a watch guy at all but wants people think he is.
At least he upgraded from Fossil or whatever fashion brand he was wearing before.

/edit: Well, since Fatirck isn't really a watch guy, I guess he's not very cringe since it's just an accessory. But then again, if one were to ask him he'd claim to be a watch guy...

 

[Something Awful]

Nooooooo! How will I, a white supremacist fascist billionaire, deal with it?! It's a triple super punch straight to my heart!





I think Rick may be trying to fuck that person. It's his classic technique.

 

[John_Smith]

Only Casio (G-shock) is god-tier in the watch world. All else is meh. Joking aside, Piggy bought it because of the open heart, and he could afford it, successful author of six published books that he is. But it's not showing off a tourbillon, just a mediocre looking escapement and a ho-hum movement. Nothing worth showing off. You want to see movements worth showing off, I direct you to A. Lange & Söhne, German watchmakers. Maybe even as good as Grand Seiko at its peak, maybe slightly better.

I will say though, that Piggy has better taste in watches than he has in cars, or women.

Edit: more cape shit? Well, it's not Marvel cape shit. I'm not sure that that is more or less pathetic.

 

[Meriasek]

Only Casio (G-shock) is god-tier in the watch world. All else is meh. Joking aside, Piggy bought it because of the open heart, and he could afford it, successful author of six published books that he is. But it's not showing off a tourbillon, just a mediocre looking escapement and a ho-hum movement. Nothing worth showing off. You want to see movements worth showing off, I direct you to A. Lange & Söhne, German watchmakers. Maybe even as good as Grand Seiko at its peak, maybe slightly better.

Everyone, even the most snobbiest watch guy, has to have at least one G-Shock, otherwise he's just not a watch guy. And yeah, if you wanna have an open dial, better make it a tourbillon or something fancy.
Many years ago I was semi-involved in some stuff for Lange, particularly for their Grand Lange Moonphase Lumen. That's a really cool watch.

 

[FinnSven]

Look at that flabby arm, she's taking after her husband now. Nikichads, it's so over.
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Her red suitcase and Ray Bans are not quite so.

I wonder if she has lost her sense of redemption and forgotten there is a world outside her window?*

*With apologies to Tanita Tickeram.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Another fine addition to the collection...
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You better pad your computer with some CP, because thats easier to explain that hundreds of pictures of some fat twat looking like a gobshite in your wank folder.

 

[JustStopDude]

And yeah, if you wanna have an open dial, better make it a tourbillon or something fancy.

Tourbillon are a bit of a meme at this point. Pretty much half the Chinese made shit on Amazon have a tourbillon shoved into a movement that loses about an hour a day.

To get a proper one, it's a bit of an investment.

 

[Judge Holden]

You better pad your computer with some CP, because thats easier to explain that hundreds of pictures of some fat twat looking like a gobshite in your wank folder.

Erm....

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I wonder if she has lost her sense of redemption and forgotten there is a world outside her window?*

Owing to she and P@ts obnoxious behavior to everyone they ever communicated with, the world outside the window 'is a world of dread and fear'*

*With no apologies to Bob 'fucking' Geldof.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Erm....
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Pig 10 is such a classic. The wild toaster head hair. The lumps in all the wrong places. The original photo where you can see his faucet and extra fat shoved into the jeans like 10 pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Action Comics Annual #3 disagrees with this statement. Not that Patrick has ever read a DC comic.

Superman also never blamed Americans for voting in Lex Luthor if I recall.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Nooooooo! How will I, a white supremacist fascist billionaire, deal with it?! It's a triple super punch straight to my heart!

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I think Rick may be trying to fuck that person. It's his classic technique.

My favorite part of Superman is when he took welfare, hated the country that he lived in, and committed numerous crimes. Solid take from someone who got a 12 on their ACT

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Pig 10 is such a classic. The wild toaster head hair. The lumps in all the wrong places. The original photo where you can see his faucet and extra fat shoved into the jeans like 10 pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

For me, it's Pig 8. You can look at it once and pretty much deduce Pat's entire personality

 

[Welf Welf]

Erm....

You're missing one of the best (most horrifying) Rick faces of all!

 

[News Enjoyer]

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Nooooooo! How will I, a white supremacist fascist billionaire, deal with it?! It's a triple super punch straight to my heart!

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I think Rick may be trying to fuck that person. It's his classic technique.

Superman's best friend is a billionaire who beats up poor people and the mentally ill. He was also previously friends with Lex Luthor. And as far as I know even DC hasn't been hamfisted enough to have huwite bigots demanding the illegal alien go back to space mexico (the "we hate our heroes" thing is more of a Marvel trope anyway). I'm surprised Pat didn't center his argument on Jon Kent, Superman's son who they aged up and turned gay for diversity points the last time they were trying to push the "next generation of heroes" that inevitably flopped.

 

[Judge Holden]

You're missing one of the best (most horrifying) Rick faces of all!
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[NaggotFigger]

Imagine just showing that one photo that you didn't even fucking take to own Queen Leslie, when you're just begging attention to a site that nobody gives a shit anymore. It's just hysterical to see how insaNeLy reTardED this correcTion to the pesTs are. Nice job trying to get to the spotlight, stupid. No wonder why you're being humiliated on a daily basis for being a Wisconsinite sack of pig lard that failed many times trying to be a "political firebrand" and being "politically correct".

 

[Meriasek]

Tourbillon are a bit of a meme at this point. Pretty much half the Chinese made shit on Amazon have a tourbillon shoved into a movement that loses about an hour a day.

To get a proper one, it's a bit of an investment.

Indeed, but between his six figure income from his highly successful books, the income from his Air BnB, and of course the massive profits he made from shorting Tesla repeatedly, I'm sure Pattycakes could easily afford a proper watch with a real tourbillon just from loose change he found in his fart couch.
Or a Grand Lange.
Does Festina make their own movements? Can't find what movement is in there. I guess if they're gonna do open heart dial it's not going to be one of the standard Seiko or Miyota ones.

 

[AnOminous]

For me, it's Pig 8. You can look at it once and pretty much deduce Pat's entire personality

It's a perfect soyjak without even editing it. It's the redditor who just told you something insanely dumb but is utterly smug about it.

 

[Meriasek]

The list is missing some his rape-face selfie from the gym. Nightmare fuel, that.