🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Yeah I can't square his "you started all this gay shit" comments, with his "yes I am bisexual but also a dindu catholic" comments.

It's almost like he's a slow in the mind or something.

I think he is trying to say it's America's fault he is a gay furry pedophile. America invented pride, animals, and children. Claudio wants to have homosexual sex with animal babies. So it must be America's fault. He did nothing wrong! Great Satan tempted him!

 

[Soycast II]

It's kind of made me rethink my attempts to play the nice guy and be friendly just to balance things out/play devil's advocate.

It’s funny to see Claudio have someone extend their hand out to him and he slaps it away like a petulant child. That nigger truly deserves everything that comes to him.

 

[Detective Carey]

If he ever gets his wish about America collapsing into ruin via civil war, I'll sneak over the border and work as his gardener, and try to become his friend. I won't bring any cats with me though/will do my best to scare any strays away from his property.

 

[Tread Miller]

LET ALONE all his violent/sexual comments towards you and other posters. It's kind of made me rethink my attempts to play the nice guy and be friendly just to balance things out/play devil's advocate.

I tried to play the nice guy when he still had the ability to DM and I still got comments like this:

Spoiler: Claudio's threats/insults

And this is towards someone he described as the most "benevolent" of the thread regulars:


Also lol at him saying that we won't ever see "[his] name on threads ever again" after he shows DMs from the artist of the Maya picture (IIRC)

 

[NoxTuk]

After the 10th.

What will be the excuse after you don’t comply to your own deadlines and don’t release the +500 page manifesto?

You did the same when you set yourself the “May 25th” deadline a few months ago.

Will your hard drive magically stop working again? Or will you backpedal everything you’ve been saying?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Didn't know @Sparkletor 2.0 had a reddit.



Who is this (((they))) tho?

 

[Detective Carey]

Hey buddy! What did you have for dinner?

If you didn't eat dinner, how would you feel if you did, and what perchance would you have had?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Didn't know @Sparkletor 2.0 had a reddit.

Wyświetl załącznik 7620852

No. I did not know that. But thanks for some unrelated picture to accompany your retardation.

Hey buddy! What did you have for dinner?

Beans and tacos. He's Mexican. It's beans and tacos every dinner.

 

[Soycast II]

Roses are red
Violets are purple not blue
Claudio likes cats that are dead
It does happen to be true

 

[Sludgeholden]

No. I did not know that. But thanks for some unrelated picture to accompany your retardation.

Beans and tacos. He's Mexican. It's beans and tacos every dinner.

TORTAS EVERYDAY ONLY FOR ETHAN RALPH.

 

[notorietus]

Roblox (Archive)

His Roblox account(s) have been around for a while, so I checked the Roblox forum archives. On his yayofangamer account (archive), he has over 531 posts. Meanwhile on his main account (archive), he has over 5831 posts, 5434 of which are available to view. I went through these with @Tread Miller (posts + archival) & @Sperg Spectating (posts), so let's take a look at the Roblox forum archives:

• Funny messages from yayoyzin account:
  • Claudio suggesting roblox adds a glasses category (self-insert perhaps?) https://archive.froast.io/forum/10461935
    
    
  • saying he is about to report someone https://archive.froast.io/forum/11070234#11070311
    
    
  • saying he’s 13 https://archive.froast.io/users/912501/asc?last=11114604#11116007
    
    
  • saying voice chat will never happen (a decade later it happened) https://archive.froast.io/forum/11168552/2#11285210
    
    
  • saying that people fighting suck https://archive.froast.io/forum/13382090#13382145
    
    
  • saying that making jokes about suicide is not funny https://archive.froast.io/forum/13386670#13386980
    
    
  • “*barks*” after reading thread about asking for more feminine Roblox bodies https://archive.froast.io/forum/13502684#13524620
    
    
  • saying back gear will never happen (it did happen) https://archive.froast.io/forum/14107827/2#14111273
    
    
  • saying the word retarded and bypassing the word filter https://archive.froast.io/forum/14165138#14165695
    
    
  • same as above but retard instead https://archive.froast.io/forum/14163710#14165785
    
    
  • calling someone else a “modwannabe” https://archive.froast.io/forum/14286282#14286358
    
    
  • reported someone for “PA” (personal army?) https://archive.froast.io/forum/14364914#14365105
    
    
  • gets run over by a car before saying retard https://archive.froast.io/forum/14493375#14493597 https://archive.froast.io/forum/14467981/2#14503300
    
    
  • headshots a 3 year old noob https://archive.froast.io/forum/14467981/2#14503432
    
    
  • implies a user’s mom is retarded https://archive.froast.io/forum/14467981/2#14503567
    
    
  • reporting someone for PA again https://archive.froast.io/forum/14503977#14504541
    
    
  • reporting his forum enemy for racism https://archive.froast.io/forum/14566183#14567039
    
    
  • deferring to admins/mods over all https://archive.froast.io/forum/14533375#15011017
    
    
  • calling jacobthehero2008 (starman3, the guy who “almost groomed” Claudio) “inmature” https://archive.froast.io/forum/15047001#15047800
    
    
  • defending roblox making extra places inaccesible if builder’s club lapses https://archive.froast.io/forum/16190164/2#16193012
    
    
  • admitting he is on tbc (a tier above builder’s club) https://archive.froast.io/forum/16907595#16907758
    
    
  • saying he hates blind people https://archive.froast.io/forum/16955435/2#16959887
    
    
  • reporting someone for a false report https://archive.froast.io/forum/19516986#19518114
    
    
  • “so? this is ROBLOX not canada” https://archive.froast.io/forum/19792436#19793179
    
    
  • calling someone a “se-ist noob” for saying the females of roblox should be in the kitchen making sandwiches https://archive.froast.io/forum/23749891/2#23757913
    
    
  • yawning while announcing a report for spam https://archive.froast.io/forum/24479390#24480754
    
    
  • claudio saying roblox shouldn’t make an iPhone app for Roblox (they did) https://archive.froast.io/forum/9803088#9807306
    
• funny messages yayofangamer account:
  • defending roblox as a company https://archive.froast.io/forum/14855950/2#14859056
    
    
  • uninronically saying “reported again for racism” https://archive.froast.io/forum/14861506/3#14870412
    

@Sperg Spectating also went through, here are some of his favorite posts:
"Master of the English language, better than most GRINGOS he's spoken to"

"diyng"

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

You know how Claudio ends a lot of his posts with "P.S"? He's been typing the exact same way for 16 years.

That's Claudio's Roblox posts summarized. There's probably more gems within these posts, but that's some of the more funnier remarks from him. All of the posts above were made from 2009-2012. Most of the posts are archived. For his main account with 5800+ posts, archive is here. For his alternate account Yayofangamer with 531 posts, archive is here. Special thanks to @Sperg Spectating & @Tread Miller for archiving & going through the posts.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Wait, where was Pixar founded?

We tried to save it from the Mexican settlers, but apparently it was already too late.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Hey man, I'd really appreciate it if you'd stop telling kids on Roblox that you rape cats to death, thanks.

 

[Sludgeholden]

Wyświetl załącznik 7621726

We tried to save it from the Mexican settlers, but apparently it was already too late.

AS TRAGIC AS THE 2020 STEAL. MAYBE EVEN MORE. BUT ONLY A LITTLE.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Full moon is one day away. Will Claudio puss out once again and deliver a sissy burger? Or will he pull off an epic Mexican victory? Stay tuned for next episode of Tracheostomy Ball Z!

 

[Man In A Dress]

"America is about to have a civil war any day now!"
no Gonzales, America is removing the beaners and sending them home. They don't want you or your kind because frankly, you're cancer.
So hook up a tank of copium to your tube and breathe deeply.

 

[Po's Cootah]

defending roblox as a company https://archive.froast.io/forum/14855950/2#14859056

defending roblox making extra places inaccesible if builder’s club lapses https://archive.froast.io/forum/16190164/2#16193012

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Claudio can say all the bad stuff about me that he wants. I'm happy knowing I'm not the cat rapist who uses Roblox as a dating site.

 

[MNZ]

Claudio can say all the bad stuff about me that he wants. I'm happy knowing I'm not the cat rapist who uses Roblox as a dating site.

We ALL used ROBLOX as a dating site back in 2012. What do you mean? You DIDN'T play Boys and Girls dance club?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Hey, @Goycast Guy.

I was watching a compilation of gringos, your people, being retards in Japan. And one of the sequences really got to me.

Euroamerican: "You don't talk to women like that"

To a native Japanese who all he fucking did was tell a blond whore that she couldn't smoke in that ski lodge.

Wanna know what's funny? Because I don't think this white man can't even complain about "how someone treats women"...

With Trump having been president (now twice).

You know, Mr. "Grab them by the pussy"? I don't give a flying fuck that what he said was right. It still made it sound like he thinks all women are walking prostitutes if he's rich.

I mean, it makes sense, if you think about it.

He did marry a filthy whore