🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Slav Power]

Nigger, you were so mad about what I was saying, you went on my page and asked me how it felt to suck nigger dicks. I have never interacted with you, I don't know you. You're a faggot. Don't tell me to go outside when you're already behaving like a retard.

Picture for proof. You're gay and you will always be gay

lol calm down

 

[woc_krava]

Literally this meme:
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I'm not kidding, roughly 25 years ago I had just implemented a Tic-Tac-Toe game in C++. Then I was saying to myself, I'll code Chess now. Let me start.

int a1;
int a2;
...

Then at a certain point I got bored, I couldn't even define the whole board. Then I continued reading my C++ book and realised that such things as arrays exist. Then I thought I could finally finish my chess game, tough luck.

Interestingly enough about 5 years later in an algorithms book I read about Alpha-beta pruning, representing the board memory efficiently, etc. Spoiler alert, again I was too lazy to finish a chess engine

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Calling yourself a Libertarian and defending strict IP laws is like calling yourself a vegan and then putting queso on every other meal.

 

[LettuceMan]

his game is such an Undertale ripoff that he opted to also steal Toby's coding chops.
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Which would be shocking if true because Undertale was coded by someone who clearly never coded before if you ever looked at it.

Though I’m not convinced Toby’s code was worse than YadereDev’s pile of shit.

 

[cigint]

Which would be shocking if true because Undertale was coded by someone who clearly never coded before if you ever looked at it.

Fancy engineering is for software with extended runtimes or infrastructural importance that are going to be handed off and worked on by different teams of people over time. For one-off seminal works, nobody cares how under-engineered it is, and detractors just come out looking jealous so there's no upside.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

Which would be shocking if true because Undertale was coded by someone who clearly never coded before if you ever looked at it.

Though I’m not convinced Toby’s code was worse than YadereDev’s pile of shit.

difference is, if undertale ran like shit, toby most likely would've had enough humility to admit he doesn't know what he's doing and hire someone to fix his shitty code. yandev actively worked against and eventually fired the professional programmer hired to fix his shit.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

so we've literally had 220 pages made in 1 week due to mald opposing skg. I checked. It is likely to hit 1k by the end of the month for sure.

 

[JohnMcCena]

difference is, if undertale ran like shit, toby most likely would've had enough humility to admit he doesn't know what he's doing and hire someone to fix his shitty code. yandev actively worked against and eventually fired the professional programmer hired to fix his shit.

the keeper of the cum chalice simply works in ways we cannot fathom, for he is too gigabrained for us simple farmers

 

[Nothing Is Written]

No stalker child I will not calm down you have no probable cause to search this house

I just read your entire thread essay, and while I agree with you, I feel you missed some nuance (spoilered because it contains legal jargon):

How does it feel to suck nigger cock on the daily?

Edit: now that you've read my spoiler, I don't agree with you.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

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Looking at this, my best guess is it's some form of puzzle where there is a 3x3 grid of buttons, one is selected by default, the player presses up, down, left, or right, and a new button is selected based on some unintuitive pattern. I'll give the benefit of the doubt and assume it makes more sense if you can see the UI, and that whatever pattern is used is too complicated to recreate without hard coding

But it's still cumbersome code, you can just encode the mappings as a 2d array, where arr[x][0] = What button is mapped to when button X is selected and up is pressed, arr[x][1] the same but for right, 2 down, 3 left. That way you would just need to type this (I didn't bother to copy the same numbers from his code).

int[][] mappings = {
    {1,2,3,4}, //0
    {4,6,4,3}, //1
    ... //6 lines truncated
    {3,2,1,7} //8
}

And then that entire 33 line if block can be replaced with

    if(global.leftKeyPressed) selectedButton = mappings[selectedButton][3];

and the other 3 blocks similarly


I mean there's still some magic number fuckery since you have to remember that 0 = UP and it goes clockwise, and a more prim and proper solution wouldn't be too difficult, but it gets the job done for a solo project and is still infinitely less retarded than Jason's way

 

[Seasoned News Reporter]

Retarded Faggot says nothing of substance. News at 11.

Hey you fucking stupid bitch. Here's a previous post of mine showing an mmo that was shut down by the publisher and they just gave people the ability to play the game themselves. Same thing in the other thread where you and Chudboreans faggot ass refused to acknowledge it and only gave me a dumb post rating because you are retarded and wrong and I was right.

Retarded Faggot says something of substance. News at 11:30.

Basically game called Perpetuum. Client and server on steam, community server exists, yadda yadda yadda. More autism in my post I quoted because it is a giant wall of text. Point still stands though.

 

[limbdiction]

Libertarians are actually intelligent, thoughtful political actors who definitely have an answer to the question "Who builds the roads?" and put forth such progressive doctrine as "Whatever the free market fails at, charity will surely compensate"

 

[Adam Copium]

Mald is getting clowned on YouTube Shorts, his old home

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Someone made an AI song shitting on jason

2:53

EDIT : was this posted? Ubisoft is literally demanding in EULA that you MUST destroy copies yourself when they tell you to.


EDIT2: This sums up the whole SKG thing really good for retards.

0:24

 

[Bogliacci]

EDIT : was this posted? Ubisoft is literally demanding in EULA that you MUST destroy copies yourself when they tell you to.

Ross talked about it with Louis Rossman yeah

 

[Spanish Chud]

Do you think pirate software created a streisand effect due to his faggotry?

 

[MrSlongDong]

Hey you fucking stupid bitch.

you and Chudboreans faggot ass refused to acknowledge it and only gave me a dumb post rating

I haven't given you a single sticker in that thread my dude.

 

[GhastlyGhost]

I haven't given you a single sticker in that thread my dude.

Go back to sucking nigger dicks and stop shitting up the thread you libertarian faggot.

 

[Mikoyan]

Do you think pirate software created a streisand effect due to his faggotry?

Absolutely, the only question is 'how big'.

 

[Slimpacks]

Fresh milk
Mald speaking about swatting
0:20 - Says he was swatted twice, but five seconds later it's they "tried" to swat him twice, claims local enforcement reached out to him because they knew who he is. Does that mean no police showed up to his house?
0:30 - Can't have an open discussion about SKG because people are trying to murder him now;
- Playing the victim.

Spoiler

2:54

Seething about videos that question his credentials
0:16 - He never did any dev work at blizzard, he was doing dev stuff as a freelancer while working at blizzard. You just got confused;
1:18 - Admits AI could replace him on his goverment job;
2:18 - His job while working on wow was to report any textures that contain anything with gore or human remains for the Chinese build. That's his AAA industry experience;
- His haters are obsessed and make up shit to gain views.

Spoiler

2:53

Coping about the reviews. He doesn't care actually, he's so unbothered about it he never mentions it.
0:00 - Reviews are still 72% positive. For reference 69% positive is considered "Mixed" on steam. But it doesn't matter as long as he can make the game as he wants to make it;
0:53 - Reviews are not a good metric anyway;
0:58 - Admits that the review bombers won, but that's okay because it doesn't matter;
2:09 - Admits that the unpirateable game is pirateable.

Spoiler

2:28

Spewing used car salesman shit to justify why it's taking so long for animus to release
0:34 - Admits that the percentages of how much is done are made up;
1:34 - His game has only one enum for character portraits, the rest are arrays with raw indices;
3:00 - Too shy to code on stream;
3:06 - No, I haven't been working on this room for years, actually I was working on a different room that looks identical to this one.

Spoiler

4:20