🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[ApearFruit]

how can they not see that he has a clear bias in the topic?

Like others have theorized, a grand majority of the "true believers" are probably children. Literal children.

I am almost positive that his glazers are a bunch of the faggots from his inner-circle on there.

This could also make up a percentage of them as well.

 

[bremer]

Good lord are you fucking kidding me.

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>I hope you fags get access to server configs and/or documentation and then you realize you need to work on making your own servers
>*stretches* insane behavior dude.
He's so far up his own retarded mindset that he can see the light at the end of the tunnel, good lord.
Just as an aside, almost every MMO I looked up out of curiosity has private servers. He truly doesn't know shit outside of his Blizz slop and Ashes of Creation It's almost like people want to preserve these type of games, crazy.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

facial hair

(Source)

 

[Idolater]

Who the fuck names their kid Thor, anyway?

Nobody.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k0qmkQGqpM8that's ferretfucker for you.

You know, the more I watch this video, the more I realize it's literally the midwit meme all over again.

Actually dumb people enjoy simplicity. If it isn't simple, they won't even begin to understand anything.
Actually smart people enjoy simplicity. If it's too complex, it's harder to modify, it takes more time to understand, and more effort to remember.

If you're a midwit, though? You're smart enough to write complex stuff, but you're too dumb to understand most of it. And since programming is "supposed to be hard", the less you understand, the better you program.

 

[itogi]

Who the fuck names their kid Thor, anyway?

No one, it's Jason's made-up nickname that (allegedly) makes him sound cooler

 

[Vince McMahon]

>eat my entire ass, you greasy used car salesman
>no! Not like that! Ow! That hurts!

Why did you challenge people to eat your entire ass then, Jason? Don't like it?

And for once, I doubt even the potentiality of cowtipping as he describes. Notice how quickly his smugness and conceit evaporated and he almost mechanically reached for "muh harassment"? He enjoys it, I think. Maybe he thinks he hates it but all his behaviour suggests otherwise.

 

[potato sack]

Good lord are you fucking kidding me.

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what a dumbass lol
this is retarded on so many levels
what its asking for and what it wants, according to him are different, and what it wants, according to him, is what he wants. its the spirit of the initiative that to him is exactly the only part he aggrees with

this is not just incompetency it's complete fucking mental retardation
this nigga hitting reputation bedrock

Who the fuck names their kid Thor, anyway?

all father odin borson the one-eyed wanderer

 

[clever handle]

Who the fuck names their kid Thor, anyway?

a pre-merger blizzard employee back when devs were geeks and social outcasts by default, i assume

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Remember when Pirates wore the jollyroger as a sign of their rage against literally every corpo industry that traded? Now we have an industry plant wearing a jollyroger to defend the corpos.

That's what corpos do. They drape themselves in iconography that helps them appeal to the lower 90%.

Good lord are you fucking kidding me.

I mean it was obvious already how two-faced he was, but that's just laying it on thick. He demands recognition in public for helping it succeed, and behind cracked doors he's wishing for it to fail. Insane behaviour.

Bros got issues.

The most central indicator of a lolcow is the inability to learn.

Yes exactly. It will only get better from here. Mald has crossed the event horizon, where there's no longer a path available to him to not be a lolcow. From here on out it's just a matter of how far and how fast he slides. Exciting times!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I hope Maldavius realizes that hugboxes can and will collapse. Evey little shithead thing he says and does picks a few people out of it until it'll contain only the dumbest and most embarrassing ball washers. That's not even the bad part. The bad part will be the people giving him ass pats as a fulltime job will change into people who hate him as a fulltime job and those are the most unhinged people of all.

 

[reactionary]

On SKG's Wikipedia page:


Those quotes around "Thor" are sure to piss him off

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

> i would rather see entire videogame industry dead and crippled rather being wrong once

 

[FrogMinutes]

If you're a midwit, though? You're smart enough to write complex stuff, but you're too dumb to understand most of it. And since programming is "supposed to be hard", the less you understand, the better you program.

I believe knowing really complicated solutions to every problem isn't what makes you a genius
it's when to use those complicated solutions at the right time, and when not to.

kinda like if you're writing a book,
going out of your way to use the biggest words, just because you can is just going to make it dry and unenjoyable to readers.
and that comparison fits someone like mald, using big words to let you know he knows the big words

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

No one, it's Jason's made-up nickname that (allegedly) makes him sound cooler

It's real, homie.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Ogay, real shit. All that talk about how garbage Mald's code is made me, a complete knuckledragger who doesn't understand programming and considers it black magic, curious.
Lay it out in the most simplistic, retardproof way. Tell me how and why it's bad and how would you improve it. Provide examples. Any insight helps. I am paying in s.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Who the fuck names their kid Thor, anyway?

It's a cool middle name

 

[StacticShock]

It's real, homie.

was that a name change or it was a birth name? because naming a kid thor is kind of retarded.
like having a daughter and calling her sekhmet.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Ogay, real shit. All that talk about how garbage Mald's code is made me, a complete knuckledragger who doesn't understand programming and considers it black magic, curious.
Lay it out in the most simplistic, retardproof way. Tell me how and why it's bad and how would you improve it. Provide examples. Any insight helps. I am paying in s.
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Search the thread.

TLDR:
He uses global arrays for dialogue choices when he shouldn't. Any appending or removal of data in that array affects the key:pair values of the data at every other index. He also can't into JSON objects (which are perfect for reading or writing data modularly) or linting (programmer's spell-check).

Imagine you build a Lego set, but every time you place a block you realise you may have placed it in the wrong place and therefore it now affects every other block in the set. You then go to replace those blocks but as it turns out, the placement and colour of those blocks change each time you change every other block.

 

[FrogMinutes]

It's a cool middle name

when you name your child something cool. there's a chance he's going to turn out like Mald.
if he was named something stupid like bobo, or Bungus
he would be less full of himself.

"shut up Bungus" has a different mental weight than "shut up Thor"
Bungus would understand he's just some fucking guy and go "yeah you right"
Thor wouldn't