🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Your obesity rate is not much better, amigo.

*Wrong buzzer*

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong wrong. You are wrong, you are very wrong!

But Claudio, you wrote fan fics about bathing kids.

Say the truth. Stupid faggot.

Is this supposed to be an own?

Yes. You have blood on your hands.

Enjoy sleeping tonight.

Autism, or Claudio maybe has dyslexia and can't tell who's username is who's. The color would help him I suppose.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Meds! Take them all! Do you have a guardian by any chance?

Thank you for proving my point. I think you're schizo and tell you to take your meds. You try and tell me to take meds and wonder why it doesn't work for you. (Here's a hint: You're the clown in this thread.)
It's ok though. I'll forgive you. I'm guessing you got bullied relentlessly in school and never got a chance to develop your own creative banter.

Crippled? Like that white man from USA with arms and legs as slender and stiff like wooden branches? Nah.

No. I'm referring to the cocktail of STDs your WHORE mother contracted and passed on to you that resulted in that tube jammed in your neck.

Your race does.

And what race would that be? You going to claim to have psychic abilities now?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Come out come out, dear @JohnnyGringo . We both know you are just a mask. You are not truly Mexican. Don't you have something to say?

Thank you for proving my point. I think you're schizo and tell you to take your meds. You try and tell me to take meds and wonder why it doesn't work for you. (Here's a hint: You're the clown in this thread.)

Projection to the level of an IMAX projector.

It's ok though. I'll forgive you. I'm guessing you got bullied relentlessly in school and never got a chance to develop your own creative banter.

Newfag moment.

No. I'm referring to the cocktail of STDs your WHORE mother contracted and passed on to you that resulted in that tube jammed in your neck.

Stop talking about @Sparkletor 2.0's mom. That's not nice. Let's hope she didn't have a daughter!

And what race would that be? You going to claim to have psychic abilities now?

Are you implying you are not white? LMAOOO.

SAAAAR, I'm a right winger, saaaar!

 

[JohnnyGringo]

Come out come out, dear @JohnnyGringo . We both know you are just a mask. You are not truly Mexican. Don't you have something to say?

"Truly" no because I wasn't born in Mexico, but I've got my papers. I've been living in this country for more than 10 years now. I've got a university degree, decent paying job, rent an apartment, a lovely GF, enough Infonavit points to get a house. What do you have, you mongoloid man-child?

 

[Soycast II]

Newfag moment.

“Newfag”

“April 8, 2025”

Let's hope she didn't have a daughter!

Again with children on the brain.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Spoiler: [4K video of Claudio replying to everyone]

How does he do it?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Claudio is a confirmed cat rapist. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s raped his dog. Claudio is also a furry

>Hedoesntknow

He marked his text RED, not me. It will be hilarious in retrospective, soon!

"Truly" no because I wasn't born in Mexico,

Thanks for proving my suspicions

but I've got my papers.

Show them. Oh, you won't? Guess I won't believe you.

I've been living in this country for more than 10 years now.

Is Mexico in the room with us right now?

I've got a university degree,

Doubt it.

decent paying job,

Doubt it.

rent an apartment,

Doubt it.

A lovely GF,

Your hand isn't a girlfriend.

enough Infonavit points to get a house.

Nice usage of Google! Have you googled how to pass as a mexican better, though? Backstabbers get stitches!

What do you have, you mongoloid man-child?

Don't talk about your father like that! We are talking about me, not him!

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“Newfag”

He's a newfag in this thread. Just like you are a newfag in life. Do you know what will happen to you if you say that retarded slur in front of one of those Chicago goers?

Personally, I want you to do it. Someone has to bite the bullet and lose their freedom, after all!

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“April 8, 2025”

Again with children on the brain.

Said the one with Tyrone and Steve on their brain.

 

[NoxTuk]

*Wrong buzzer*

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong wrong. You are wrong, you are very wrong!

I'm going to be the "um, ackshually " guy an say that this data is 10 years old, so a lot of things might've changed. Do a little better research, Claudio. Don't just base your information on the first website you visit.

 

[Tread Miller]

Said the one with Tyrone and Steve on their brain.

I mean, you do happen to talk about black people a lot, they're even mentioned in your response to the quote above:

Do you know what will happen to you if you say that retarded slur in front of one of those Chicago goers?

We already know Claudio's into bestiality, maybe he's a race-mixer as well

 

[Soycast II]

Hedoesntknow

He marked his text RED, not me. It will be hilarious in retrospective, soon!

What, that you raped your dog?

Thanks for proving my suspicions

GOYS! NOT A TRUE MEXIMUTT! NOT A TRUE MEXIMUTT!

Have you googled how to pass as a mexican better, though?

Oh yeah, trans Mexican.

He's a newfag in this thread.

Yeah and you’re the subject.

Just like you are a newfag in life.

Yeah, that’s your type.

Do you know what will happen to you if you say that retarded slur in front of one of those Chicago goers?

Oh my god I surely hope nothing happens!

Luckily enough, I don’t live in crime-ridden shitholes. Unfortunately for you Claudio, your entire country is a shithole.

Said the one with Tyrone and Steve on their brain.

Again with the blacked fantasy. Who the fuck is Steve?

Yes. You have blood on your hands.

Enjoy sleeping tonight.

Poor baby. Do 3rd worlders always love playing the victim?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I'm going to be the "um, ackshually " guy an say that this data is 10 years old, so a lot of things might've changed. Do a little better research, Claudio. Don't just base your information on the first website you visit.

Oops!

Did I doooo that?

I mean, you do happen to talk about black people a lot, they're even mentioned in your response to the quote above:

Cope

We already know Claudio's into bestiality, maybe he's a race-mixer as well

Knowing you protest so much, I am just waiting for the inevitable outing.

Luckily enough, I don’t live in crime-ridden shitholes.

You don't live in USA? I'm confused now.

Again with the blacked fantasy. Who the fuck is Steve?

Gringos made that Steve reference and you don't know what that means?

Retard

 

[Man In A Dress]

Stop talking about @Sparkletor 2.0's mom. That's not nice. Let's hope she didn't have a daughter!

I get that he has devastated you worse than your own father ever could but let's be clear: When I say "your" whore mother, I refer to that skank that shat you out of her thoroughly used birth canal. Hope that little english lesson clears things up for you hombre.

Newfag moment.

Well I didn't want to hurt your feelings too badly as you repeat everything you are told. Would tearing up a book help relieve your existential dread?

Are you implying you are not white? LMAOOO.

SAAAAR, I'm a right winger, saaaar!

It's a simple question Claudio. You want to sperg about whites and america and yet you have no idea what my race or nationality could be.

He's a newfag in this thread. Just like you are a newfag in life. Do you know what will happen to you if you say that retarded slur in front of one of those Chicago goers?

You expect people to read all that shit you post, let alone give a shit?
Here's a bit of advice for you since you're an actual newfag, try not to make a personal army request just because you got bullied on your favorite Roblox groomer games.

 

[Soycast II]

You don't live in USA? I'm confused now.

You might be shocked to hear this, but the US has nice areas. Those are called areas without niggers.

Gringos made that Steve reference and you don't know what that means?

And you do? Says a lot more about you than it does about me.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

You know @Claudio Hernández Castañeda , why can't you be more like your cousin (or relative, I don't what he is, but he sure as shit shares a ton of friends with your mom) Pablo Castañeda? He seems to have his life in order.

He seems nice, probably has a ton of friends, and look, even graduated from the UNAM.

https://www.facebook.com/pablo.castanedatrinidad

(Archive)

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Poor baby. Do 3rd worlders alw—ACK

I mean, Mexico wouldn't be third workd if it weren't for your country sabotaging it a lot of times. Teehee.

I wouldn't be surprised if they were involved somehow with Colosio's assassination.

I get that he has devastated you worse than your own father ever could but let's be clear: When I say "your" whore mother, I refer to that skank that shat you out of her thoroughly used birth canal.

Again, stop using @Sparkletor 2.0's mommy as inspiration! That's not nice! Unless...

Do you happen to speak from experience?

Well I didn't want to hurt your feelings too badly as you repeat everything you are told. Would tearing up a book help relieve your existential dread?

Learning you were murdered would make my day, honestly.

It's a simple question Claudio. You want to sperg about whites and america and yet you have no idea what my race or nationality could be.

You just outed yourself as non white. Not me.

You expect people to read all that shit you post, let alone give a shit?

Yes. Unless...

Like Sperg said, you don't truly believe I raped that uwu cat?

Here's a bit of advice for you since you're an actual newfag, try not to make a personal army request just because you got bullied on your favorite Roblox groomer games.

Lol, lmao even.

You might be shocked to hear this, but the US has nice areas. Those are called areas without niggers.

You pay the taxes, you pay the(ir) crime. At least you are proud of your compliance! Btw you are still a pussy for not saying that in those people's faces.

Pussy.

You know @Claudio Hernández Castañeda , why can't you be more like your cousin (or relative, I don't what he is, but he sure as shit shares a ton of friends with your mom) Pablo Castañeda? He seems to have his life in order.

Pablo? You mean the spoiled shithead?

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"Unprompted face dox of cousin, check. As expected."

Must have hit a nerve. Did you get your totally real "girlfriend" from the narco market?

 

[Soycast II]

I mean, Mexico wouldn't be third workd if it weren't for your country sabotaging it a lot of times. Teehee.

Well your people are also dumb as rocks, but yeah I don’t really care if my country destroyed yours. Cope, seethe, and maybe even dilate.

Learning you were murdered would make my day, honestly.

that’s not very Christian of you.

You just outed yourself as non white. Not me.

there are white countries other than the US, retard.

Btw you are still a pussy for not saying that in those people's faces.

why don’t you come and say that to my face, cripple?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Yes, I am accusing you of raping your totally fucking real girlfriend, buddy old pal! @JohnnyGringo

Sex trafficking isn't consensual, bro! Maybe you work for them, and got (she TOTALLY exists) her for free!

Does she have forced experience with anal?

And you do? Says a lot more about you than it does about me.

I mean, you ARE a retarded atheist, so... You don't be saved either way. You probably use "cuckristian" unironically.

Well your people are also dumb as rocks, but yeah I don’t really care if my country destroyed yours. Cope, seethe, and maybe even dilate.

Hello? Goycast's mom? Your abortion survived and they are posting shit online! What? He was adopted?! I am sorry for that, didn't know!

His mother didn't want him? Sucks, but I guess that explains a lot, doesn't it? He keeps defending his own country as if it's own riches are bloodied and all that!

that’s not very Christian of you.

Catholic*

Christians don't believe in Virgin Mary's saint hood even if the Bible indirectly AND directly (implied) says she would deserve it.

there are white countries other than the US, retard.

We are talking about USA, retard. Not the "other" fallen countries.

why don’t you come and say that to my face, cripple?

Yeah. I would love to. That way I have a legal reason for [you know what]!

Nice one, autocorrect. Nice one.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

Pablo? You mean the spoiled shithead?

Well if you have some animosity towards your own blood, what about your friend Jorge Mérigo Silos? I mean you've played Doom with him before.

With such an extensive work history, it truly makes me wonder if the reason why you never got ahead in life was because you were too busy raping cats and jacking off to cub porn.

 

[FOUND YOU!]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda how’s the typewriter lifting going? Can you lift 2 yet?

 

[Soycast II]

Does she have forced experience with anal?

Completely unprompted.

I mean, you ARE a retarded atheist

Woah really? Damn, I had no clue. When I pray do I pray to the SOOOYENCE then?

Hello? Claudio’s mom? Your abortion survived and they are posting shit online!

ftfy.

Catholic

Catholics are a sect of Christianity, retard.

Yeah. I would love to. That way I have a legal reason for [you know what]!

Yeah, hop the border Claudio. I’d love to call ICE on you.