Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

TMI

That Old Faithful anecdote is 100% fabricated. Never happened.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I feel like for a human male to successfully ejaculate in Vicki, he probably would have to have an extremely reliable penis undeterred by anything it encountered. It's a fitness field designed to weed out all but the most dependable, unwavering members. Anyone who successfully passed the test might well refer to his as "Old Faithful."

 

[Free the Pedos]

Nothing says “I am a virgin and have never felt the touch of the opposite sex” like trying to apply politics to sexual fetishes.

 

[Sperghetti]

Over on Reddit, she chastised people for thinking that transmen can't be lesbians if they're actually men. A fellow pooner tells her that "labels have meanings".

It's a funny thing, too: Why is it so important for Vicky to call herself a lesbian, specifically? Why is being a gay man or bisexual or even just genrically "queer" not adequate for her? (I have my theories.)

TMI

I, too, find "misgendering kinks" fascinating because outside of the sissy humiliation stuff, they didn't fucking exist prior to the past few years. Almost as if they're directly related to some other phenomenon...

 

[AfghanBlue]

“UUUUUUUUHHHP!!” (RISING!)

“No? Ok well you have a good night Vicky!”

“AAAAAHAHHH AAAAAHHHH!!!”(DESCENDING!)

Lmao, I really enjoyed your screenplay.
RE sound design, I like to think I've sourced the noise, too:

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

"labels have meanings".

Yeah and if she truly believed in the post-modern queering everything bollocks, she wouldn't be so excited to have a blood test with a marker she wanted.

There should be another word for people who have compromised their immune system on purpose by abusing immunosuppresants.

Hospitals do properly isolate people at severe risk of infecting other people if they can. Vicky will always find something to reeeeeeee about. Maybe they should put her in isolation for the sake of the other patients. I can't think of many things worse than being in hospital and having Vicky close by.

ETA:
Poor Vicky is in hospital on intern day, she should be glad cos they might not be sick of munchies yet:

 

[Free the Pedos]

They should put her in isolation on the roof.
There is something really infuriating about her know it all tweet despite that fact that she’s tweeting into the void apart from us.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

There is something really infuriating about her know it all tweet despite that fact that she’s tweeting into the void apart from us.

You'd hope so, but that idiotic tweet about "remember, you ARE sick, they just ordered the wrong blood test" got a couple of thousand likes. My head nearly exploded when I saw that.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

ETA:
Poor Vicky is in hospital on intern day, she should be glad cos they might not be sick of munchies yet:

Heh, I definitely know more about medical procedures than these interns. You might say I'm the expert on the ward. You see, while they wasted their early 20's learning medicine, I used mine to abuse the medical system for attention.

 

[Muskcarpone]

It's just like she became an expert on disabilities. In her eyes, pretending to be disabled is far superior to actually reading books, studying, attending lectures or any professional training.

 

[AfghanBlue]

German Vicky accepts she is a monstrous nude vision nowadays.


If you don't pipe yourself off, who will?
Interesting way she mentions her degree there. Has she been on the same fucking course this whole time? Battling through a single attempt at a undergrad? I assumed she was starting and dropping different courses... Jeez.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

”I can’t breathe” 2025 version incoming.


There she is, holding her breath for… reasons, clearly DYING, but what do those ableist radiologists suggest is the problem? Kek, breathing restricted by Vicky being FAT.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

”I can’t breathe” 2025 version incoming.

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There she is, holding her breath for… reasons, clearly DYING, but what do those ableist radiologists suggest is the problem? Kek, breathing restricted by Vicky being FAT.

This is like when Bugs Bunny would send up Shakespeare and stagger around saying "I'm dying...dying...dying...still dying...almost dying...DEAD!" and flop over dramatically.

 

[Idiosyncratic]

Imagine using up a telemetry bed for that. waste of resources.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Imagine using up a telemetry bed for that. waste of resources.

To be fair she'd be just as much of a waste of resources if they did send her up to psych. Thoughts and prayers for the depressives and schizos stuck in a CBT skills group with her, not to even mention the doomed therapist.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

This is like when Bugs Bunny would send up Shakespeare and stagger around saying "I'm dying...dying...dying...still dying...almost dying...DEAD!" and flop over dramatically.

Also, ”I’m so exhausted from 95 % oxygenation hypoxia, anyway here’s my 20 part xeet storm deconstructing healthcare”.

 

[Idiosyncratic]

To be fair she'd be just as much of a waste of resources if they did send her up to psych. Thoughts and prayers for the depressives and schizos stuck in a CBT skills group with her, not to even mention the doomed therapist.

Yeah but at least psych staff know to do bare minimum as far as indulging everything under the malingering / munching / FND / pseudoseizure umbrella. The fact she’s got oxygen, nebs, telemetry, vital signs… it’s all weird validation for her.

All I know is when I’ve been sick enough to be in hospital live tweeting the events has been the last fucking thing on my mind.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

There she is, holding her breath for… reasons, clearly DYING, but what do those ableist radiologists suggest is the problem? Kek, breathing restricted by Vicky being FAT.

I'm sitting here sighing loudly and tweeting my final words. Doc, make sure my parents get my "you definitely have special pooners disease" results from the buzzfeed test I took online.

Also, ”I’m so exhausted from 95 % oxygenation hypoxia, anyway here’s my 20 part xeet storm deconstructing healthcare”.

95% is on the lower end of normal. It's the sort of reading you might get if-- purely hypothetically here-- some fat malingerer held her breath for a little bit but was too weak to actually experience the discomfort required to do anything more dramatic.

 

[Greedy Fly]

Oh to be a fly on the wall when she explains to the big meanie doctors that she's actually breathing with her back and neck muscles. How many years at college and she still hasn't fit in a semester of AnatPhys I?

 

[Idiosyncratic]

I'm sitting here sighing loudly and tweeting my final words. Doc, make sure my parents get my "you definitely have special pooners disease" results from the buzzfeed test I took online.

95% is on the lower end of normal. It's the sort of reading you might get if-- purely hypothetically here-- some fat malingerer held her breath for a little bit but was too weak to actually experience the discomfort required to do anything more dramatic.

Hell, just the coldness of some hospitals will make your circulation show 94-96ish %. Cold hands affect its sensitivity too.