💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How Long Will Anisa Continue to Stream?

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At this point how much longer do you all think it'll be until Anus leaves him? Hopefully if that gets put on the table he tries to take them both out in a murder/suicide but fucks it up somehow.
 
For Scorn and Three Birds powiedział(a):
That is really the only insult she and the rest of her group can really say anymore. Her friend Lyssa mercunt and her simps are also fond of saying it. From NIGGER FAGGOT to touch grass. Even their shit talk has gone downhill in to SSRI zombie talk.
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Ian looks like the local sex offender who drives in a free candy van, while Anisa is the gutter slut hanging around the back of a truck stop that you would find her phone number scrawled on the toilet stall saying to call her for a good time. The only thing missing is methamphetamine abuse, the scabs that result from it, and missing teeth.
 
REGENDarySumanai powiedział(a):
Ian looks like the local sex offender who drives in a free candy van, while Anisa is the gutter slut hanging around the back of a truck stop that you would find her phone number scrawled on the toilet stall saying to call her for a good time. The only thing missing is methamphetamine abuse, the scabs that result from it, and missing teeth.
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The most ironic thing about how Ian looks. Is that he does look like a methed out skin head neo nazi from the 90s now. All he needs is the tank top and fake dog tags. It is like he watched American History X, and copied everything except the right wing racist ideology.
Anisa herself is skinwalking Nancy Spungen combined with wreaking ball era Miley Cyrus. But fucking even that up.
I still have my bet that she is going to convince him to MAID himself and then grift off the funeral.
 
idubbbz:
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crinklefry powiedział(a):
So I kinda forgot until now but there was a new bog out today, here's an audio only archive while kemono updates. They are still in the basement
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Holy fuck, I always just read the summaries but I actually tried listening and it's brutal.
Ian has the balls to say "Sometimes I forget how many interesting details there are" regarding their boring ass stories.
Nigga there are no interesting details, there are no interesting parts, the entire story is totally uninteresting.
God bless the brave kiwis that sit through this shit. :semperfidelis:
 
I don't get hiring OF women for this. Their simps don't want to see them get beat up, so it's not like they're gonna be buying PPVs in droves. Nobody outside of their simps knows or cares who they are, so what are they bringing to the event? Just a body as far as I can tell.

It'd be different if it was someone like Amouranth or Pokimane, who are so gigantic that they have people who would probably pay to see them get beat up...but this is a nobody. It's the OF equivalent of those minecraft kids on the card
 
Having OF bitches fight is hilarious, because their face is part of their product. And they are risking to damage it.
Does it say who she's fighting? IS IT THAT CRAZY FROGGY CHICK?
 
Journoscum powiedział(a):
I don't get hiring OF women for this. Their simps don't want to see them get beat up, so it's not like they're gonna be buying PPVs in droves. Nobody outside of their simps knows or cares who they are, so what are they bringing to the event?
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That's always been the problem with Creator Clash. Combat sports sell the best when people actually hate each other or one of the fighters, or at the very least, play up their "feuds" with kayfabe. Hell pro wrestling is built on that idea. KSI gets that which is why (at least last I checked) his events are successful. Creator Clash on the other hand doesn't wanna be toxic and wants to be family friendly so that's why their fights never have any hype. And shitty promotion, but that's a separate issue.

TL;DR Creator Clash was always a retarded idea.
 
no ragrets powiedział(a):
Genuinely how is Ian going to survive (at least) six months in Canada?

I knew a southern european who had to spend two weeks in Sweden and he said he'd never felt such deep depression in his entire life, which i imagine is the equivalent of a californian moving to Canada.

And now imagine on top of that being stuck with Anisa and Maureen as well.
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And not just California, but he is from the san diego area which basically has perfect weather year round- sunny and warm without being overly hot. There’s also lots of nice beaches which are nice to look at even if you aren’t into aquatic activities. I’ve heard many san diego residents cite the weather and or general surroundings as a reason for never leaving, despite high costs of living.

timothydexter powiedział(a):
Anisa didn’t like that people were laughing at the future NY mayor - indian ugandan muslim - eating with his hands - so she RT'd this slop from an OF girl.
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Yeah south asian people will eat like rice and curry with their hands as well as foods like saucy spaghetti… but yeah um no difference in cleanliness between that and eating a sandwich or a hotdog with your hands. Besides even if you don't find it gross, messy, or unhygienic you should adopt the table etiquette of the country you reside in. I guess Anisa has to suck indian cock because she is a proud canadian
 
Heavy Rainfall2 powiedział(a):
That's always been the problem with Creator Clash. Combat sports sell the best when people actually hate each other or one of the fighters, or at the very least, play up their "feuds" with kayfabe. Hell pro wrestling is built on that idea. KSI gets that which is why (at least last I checked) his events are successful. Creator Clash on the other hand doesn't wanna be toxic and wants to be family friendly so that's why their fights never have any hype. And shitty promotion, but that's a separate issue.

TL;DR Creator Clash was always a retarded idea.
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It should be pretty simple, especially with how people so easily buy into 'kayfabe' with Internet personalities. It would not be hard for someone to make an off-the-cuff comment about how people who play Minecraft past the age of 16 are incredibly suspect.

Then, suddenly, you have the two minecraft fighters acting all indignant about it. They can say they are pooling together their talents to train whatever fighter is in opposition to the minecraft hater. They can use that to appeal to their fanbase, who then might actually pay (have their parents pay) to see the mean minecraft hating man get beat up and also to potentially see their heroes fight.

I'm not saying this is a million dollar idea, but it's better than the literal nothing these people have come up with. How could they not understand what makes combat sports work at all?
 
Bog Notes: Lord give me strength.
  • They took their dogs to a small town to relax, ended up walking their big dog to exhaustion and needed to drive 2.5hours to the nearest emergency vet.
  • Anusa interrupts Ian to make him tell the hilarious part of the story, which was the vet asking over the phone if the dog was fat and farting. This was very funny to Anusa as the vet was asking for symptoms of bloat which can be fatal, so she was also taking it super seriously.
  • Anusa says "WE asked if it was cancer and they wouldn't tell US". Ian says vets aren't going to make a guess before having test results.
  • the dog has a lump that went down over a few days but needs a check-up by another vet.
  • Ian questions why every small town in Canada doesn't have MRI machines for animals.
  • Ian reflects that his dog might have depression and it makes him sad.
  • this all happened on Anusa's birthday, she is the real victim here.
  • they went on a fishing expedition with some guy, Anusa cackles away that he was an anti-vaxxer joe rogan fan while Ian says he was a nice guy who needs to reflect on his beliefs. imagine being stuck on a boat with these two.
  • Anusa says the guy knew the JRE episode where they were mentioned.
  • An alleged lightning storm was threatening to capsize the boat, so the guy brought them back.
  • Anusa felt slightly seasick, so she Ian and Dane have an intellectual discussion of big boat Vs. small boat sickness.
  • "you're correct, Dane. I think it's like kind of a velocity." - Anus.
  • "I beat the plane level of motion sickness, I imagine I'm flying the plane" - Anus.
  • they announce despite appearances of filming on the floor of a basement, they're not homeless, but Ian does watch videos of people living in storage lockers and thinks it looks cozy.
  • Ian tries to riff about doing a skit inside roundabout shrubbery, Anisa thinks he wants to podcast from inside a roundabout and says it would be great. She doubles down and says they can find good Edmonton bushes to podcast from.
  • everyone talks over each other trying to remember some guy who filmed himself from a bush.
  • Anusa interrupts ian to complain about a centipede on the floor. she is scared. Ian kills the centipede without empathy.
  • Dane thinks Toy Story was stupid because he would have known they had moved.
  • Ian saw a video of someone improperly applying eyedrops to a hamster. Anusa giggles about someone who superglued their hamsters eyes closed.
  • Anus saw a woodpecker. Ian does the Woody the Woodpecker laugh.
  • "we could insert a picture of a woodpecker here, depends on what Ian's mood is", "yeah, I might do that.". People pay for this.
  • They watched Stolen, an Indian movie about child abduction. They both loved it but didn't understand anything about what was happening. Ian is sceptical that the depiction of indians was accurate since they were all screaming over each other and acting like savages.
  • Dane watched Dune: Part 2. He liked it. He also liked part 1, but he'll need to rewatch them both. He doesn't really like Zendaya, he feels she is not the kind of actor that can disappear into a role. The rest of the cast did a really good job. They all loved her in Challengers, however. anusa says she is "too bougie". Ian was underwhelmed.
  • "we want to set up a theatre room" - Anus.
  • Ian doesn't like surround sound. "It's not 3D. It's the same sound around the shit."
  • Dane and Anusa gang up on Ian not liking surround sound, he meekly concedes.
  • They mock Canada Day.
  • they laugh at people who didn't like the female Ghostbusters.
  • Dane says A League of Their Own is saccharine. "What the hell does that mean?" - Ian.
  • Anusa talks about watching Full-Court Miracle as a child and seething that the Jewish kids won the game. "That movie gave me so much anxiety."
  • Ian proposes a game, change the genre of a famous movie. Anusa wants a dramatic retelling of James and the Giant Peach. Dane wants a fantasy version of Uncut Gems.
  • Anusa says she hated Uncut Gems after seeing the director talking like Adam Sandlers character while accepting an award. Ian and Dane say that never happened and they quickly move on.
  • They say Hat in the Cat as a horror would be funny, forgetting the horror edit of that movie that already exists.
  • Anus shoves her mic in the dog's mouth.
  • Dane says the social network is getting a sequel. Anusa says it needs Elon Musk.
  • Ian hasn't seen it but wonders where the story of Facebook could go after the end of the first movie.
  • "I think he just wants friends." - Anusa on Mark Zuckerberg.
  • Dane talks about Jesse Eisenbergs portrayal, Anusa says "Yup, I agree" over and over.
  • Anusa wants everyone to watch Waiting with Ryan Reynolds because it reminds her of being a server.
  • they deride anger management as aging poorly.
  • They talk about Happy Gilmore, Ian hasn't seen any Adam Sandler movies.
  • He has no memory of any 2000's comedies, and says it is a good thing because they are problematic.
  • They call Nick Fuentes gay for pepper spraying a woman, which is true but also HOMOPHOBIC!
  • Anusa is amazed pepper spray comes out in liquid and not like an aerosol can.
  • "some woman called our dog Carl, Carlita, HA HA HA"
  • Anusa says their small dog came from a Mexican or something, so they call it their Dreamer.
  • More talk that doesn't need elaboration. Just terrible, awful nontent.
  • "Speaking of Dua Lipa, Lorde is back, and she has a poopy butt" - Anus.
  • Anusa got to keep her wisdom teeth, and then the dog farts.
  • Dane had kidney stones removed. "Why didn't you ask to keep them and put them in formaldehyde?" - Anus.
  • Anusa investigated what happens when someone with rabies comes into a hospital.
  • Announcement: Anisa was mildly sick recently. Cue Ian's story about fleeing to the store for zync, nitrate and honey so he wouldn't get sick.
  • "I got bit by a parrot so hard I almost fainted." - Anusa forces the attention back on herself.
  • Story about going to an animal sanctuary. The parrot
  • "I know, with parrots, when they bite....I should have done what I was trained to do." - Anus.
  • "I just lied down in the middle of the pathway." - Anus.
  • Ian admits it pisses him off when Anus catastrophises everything but also copes that she handled the parrot attack so well.
  • "I'm this nasty looking woman with all these tattoos, I hadn't showered in 4 days," - Anus.
  • The show mercifully ends. "Until next time."
 
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If I was able to give Semper Fi's to all the recappers in this thread I would, the cogitohazard exposure you subject yourselves to every episode is humbling and appreciated. Thank you for your service! 🫡 :semperfi:
 
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