Official Kiwi Farms ERP Thread

[Gay Joker]

Everyone always complains about how people make mass ERP gooner dm chains, so I've decided to make a thread for all of those users to share their degeneracy publicly. Let's get this party started.

*Walks into bedroom. Sees @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) lying on bed in seductive pose, gazing at me with cheeky smirk and raised eyebrow. "W-what are you doing here?" I ask as I feel a slight throb in my genital region as I admire @SSj_Ness (Yiffed)'s masculine frame.*

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I thought this was about enterprise resource planning....

 

[Vampirella]

I like to hold hands.

 

[Gay Joker]

I like to hold hands.

*holds your hand with fingers interlocked and looks at you tenderly*

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

*starts undressing out of my beaver suit*

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I thought this was about enterprise resource planning....

I thought this thread was about Enlarging Ruptured Penises....

 

[Vampirella]

*holds your hand with fingers interlocked and looks at you tenderly*

Golly, I might go all the way and...kiss your check. Oh I'm so nasty.

 

[Hellwalker]

I'm going to kill myself.

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

*watches from the closet while rubbing myself through my pants, simultaneously recording so i can post this revenge porn on pornhub*

 

[Vampirella]

I'm going to kill myself.

Stream it, and name the stream "Let's hang out, friends."

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

[Caligura]

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

*unzips penis*

 

[Null]

fuck off nigger