“Hot” celebs who are not that attractive

[Chandelier]

She has a massive forehead and a very high hairline. I think the reason a lot of people don't see it is that for the last few decades she's always been styled and photographed in ways which hide it. If you look at older photos of her, and especially ones where her hair is pulled back off her face, it's impossible to miss.

Her insistence that she's had no work done and that she's a non-smoker are just weird.

She actually was a curly redhead back in the 80s when she was in 'Dead Calm', the movie where she's stranded on a boat with a homicidal killer and ends up killing him with a flare to the mouth. The curls helped 'bounce' her face around. She's had a lot of Botox done and you can see it as early as 2007 when she played Mrs. Coulter in 'The Golden Compass.'

Instead gonna suggest Orlando Bloom. Man who looks like bees stung his eyes shut.

I had a crush on him when he was Legolas, but I was also very young. He did manage to keep most of his hair, unlike other Bri'ish men. On that note, people thought Martin Freeman, who played John Watson in BBC's 'Sherlock' and was one of the biggest ships at the time, was hot. He has chimpanzee ears and generally sounds insufferable to be around.

Rihanna is someone I've heard people describe (in the past) as being the hottest thing ever. Never seen it.

When I was on a racist forum (not this one) ages ago, someone said she had the forehead of a bottlenose dolphin. It's true, she does, so she needs bangs or where her hair slopes over her forehead. You can see it in the 2012 movie 'Battleship'.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

A Nazi-style propaganda poster depicting the average Irishman couldn't be worse than Barry Keoghan making this face:
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I don’t understand how he had Sabrina Carpenter and some other chick : pop star fighting over him?

He looks like a rat

 

[NoBueno]

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I was about to mention Adam Driver (eww), Benedict Cumberwhatever, Brad Pitt etc.

Instead gonna suggest Orlando Bloom. Man who looks like bees stung his eyes shut.

Never understood why he is in every hot actors list.

Doesn't everyone only remember him as the teen girls crush in LOTR? He hit the wall

 

[SITHRAK!]

Doesn't everyone only remember him as the teen girls crush in LOTR? He hit the wall

I think his naked paddleboard photos went a long way to keeping gussets damp for him, and no, I am not going to post any of them.

 

[DJ Grelle]

Doesn't everyone only remember him as the teen girls crush in LOTR? He hit the wall
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Yeah same as in Troy

For me (it has been said before but): Zendaya is ugly. Not "plain but adorkable" like Jennifer Lawrence but actually ugly.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

She has also had work done, which enhances the very odd, unappealing look. If you look at pictures of her pre-cosmetic surgery, she was cute. She looked... normal. Many such cases and it never stops being sad.

Take any female celeb, search “before and after” and it’s wild to see their noses/chins/eyes change.
Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, Beyoncé.

 

[NoBueno]

I think his naked paddleboard photos went a long way to keeping gussets damp for him, and no, I am not going to post any of them.

That was the rumor as to why that SNL guy had the girls hanging off him

 

[Your old Livejournal]

Gwendoline Christie

Nothing and no one will ever convince me this massive hulk of a woman is in any way attractive. And it's not just her height that I find horrifying, I find the rest of her off-putting too.

 

[Screamer_2]

I have been told younger people think Billie Eilish is really attractive. I don't believe it. As in not just girls, but young men and teenagers.

Gwendoline Christie
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Nothing and no one will ever convince me this massive hulk of a woman is in any way attractive. And it's not just her height that I find horrifying, I find the rest of her off-putting too.

Years back on reddit I saw a post of her nudes. Most comments weren't overly impressed, but what stood out to me was someone posting,

"Well I think she looks beautiful."
And one person replied,
"So do I."

So sad and cringe.

 

[ilovejews]

Basically any brownoid woman or an effeminate man. There's not that many teenage girls and lecherous fags (redundant, I know).

She's also blonde and under 30. A lot of men i see talking about her also say any woman above 30 is ruined, hit the wall, run through, burns coal, is going to die alone, can't have kids... You get the idea. Just rank sexism, with some bonus racism for flavor. They also claim all other women her age are look like Bella Ramsey, and how Hollywood is dei and zionist central conspiring against men.

I suspect a lot of that chatter is astroturfed by bots, to stir up resentment among the single men. To what end, I couldn't tell you. I also know that not all of those sentiments are bot driven.

Lady, you're simply not that hot, and it's only going to get worse. 30+ and childless likely means a career woman, which is a no go for vast majority of men with a spine, and if she already reproduced it's a metric ton of baggage.
Advanced education/emphasis on career is a major turn off, basically.
Yes, men ARE sexist, yes, men ARE racist.

 

[Chromeo]

That was the rumor as to why that SNL guy had the girls hanging off him
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Pete Davidson looks like a crackhead and isn't even funny, easily the worst member of modern SNL. I can't understand the desire to date him. It's like some kind of humiliation ritual.

 

[Meat Target]

Maybe this is controversial; I never found Emma Watson attractive. At best she looks like a teenage girl, at worst she looks like Justin Bieber in a wig, and I think the only reason all the reddit types find her attractive is because she played Hermione, who they only found attractive because she was The Girl Character™ in the biggest series of their childhood/adolescence.

She looks like a rubber animatronic.

Thread tax: Charlize Theron and Amber Heard (even before the Depp defamation trial). Whatever good looks they have are cancelled out by their resting bitch faces.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

That was the rumor as to why that SNL guy had the girls hanging off him
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I think it's either cause that dude clearly has the good drugs, or because Hollywood is so full of plastic cheeseheads that a real schizo is a breath of fresh air.

Probably the drugs tho.

 

[Turquoise]

Katy Perry. Even when she wears make up, you can tell she looks like that without it.

 

[Brain Power]

Margot Robbie has something that always looks creepy to me, not pretty.
And Billie Eilish's druggie face is really repulsive.

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

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Katy Perry. Even when she wears make up, you can tell she looks like that without it.

dark hair + light eyes is such a strong buff that everything else doesn't matter
true of men as well
(KP has the kind of softly shapely tits and ass that guys prefer, too, but I'm thinking of how she looked twenty years ago and have no idea what's gone wrong since then)

 

[Turquoise]

dark hair + light eyes is such a strong buff that everything else doesn't matter
true of men as well
(KP has the kind of softly shapely tits and ass that guys prefer, too, but I'm thinking of how she looked twenty years ago and have no idea what's gone wrong since then)

The chin matters.

Again though, if you're reading this Kate, don't let it knock your confidence. I'm just one Johnny Depp lookalike with an opinion and a keyboard.

 

[Jellie Opal]

Taylor Swift. I've never been able to understand why people think she's so attractive beyond mass media manipulation. She's got a weasel face that she overaccentuates with those horse teeth. In every picture, she suffers from Chronic Narcissistic Squint. Her music is uncompelling and it's like you can tell how milquetoast any song of hers will be based on her face alone. Swear to God, she's the most successful CIA plant in our time.

 

[Dysnomia]

Margot Robbie has something that always looks creepy to me, not pretty.
And Billie Eilish's druggie face is really repulsive.

There's something off about Margot Robbie's face. But if you asked me what it was, I couldn't tell you. She's got that kind of face.

 

[Cherry Milk]

Katy Perry looks like she could be Naked and Laughings sister.