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- 25 Lut 2021
Thank you for your spergice; the lore is interesting, but this is not something I could tolerate.
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- 14 Kwi 2018
Jack continues to cry about sugar
Jack wants to personal army an anti-ICE app
Jack malding more about politics even turning on Elon
He's still mad about being called a boomer
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- 29 Sty 2025
Alert! Jack made a guest appearance on a podcast last night!
Friend literally just sent this to me. It's called BTM Reviews. I've never heard of it. I skipped ahead to a random timestamp and, no lie, this was the question he was asked:
Jack goes on to copingly assert, as he has before, that things aren't so bad:
Jack then offers a glimpse into his life...
...before refusing, as always, to accept direct responsibility for his situation:
How passive! The food somehow got into his body and crippled him. The same food that everyone has access to, yet almost no one in their 50s is severely handicapped from. Another reason it's not Jack's fault:
As if "I'm not blaming it on my mom" is a thought anyone would have naturally when talking about their strokes.
I'm also convinced one of the hosts hates Jack! I skipped to another random timestamp and found this gem:
The episode in question was filmed 15 years ago and Jack is still willing to lie to anyone who's listening about the safety of what he did: boiling Ziploc bags. He had to cut the omelette bags open because the water had fused all the plastic zippers. And then he says the real problem was he didn't let more polyethylene leach into the food. Ziploc's own website says to not do what he did because water's boiling point and polyethylene's softening point are very close. Ziploc recommends only using their Endurables to sous vide with, which you can plainly see in the original video Jack did not do.
This was an impromptu writeup and I must go spiritually cleanse myself. I have a delicious turkey sandwich with coleslaw and a pickle to look forward to. Must exit the Scalfaniverse.
Friend literally just sent this to me. It's called BTM Reviews. I've never heard of it. I skipped ahead to a random timestamp and, no lie, this was the question he was asked:
Jack goes on to copingly assert, as he has before, that things aren't so bad:
Jack then offers a glimpse into his life...
...before refusing, as always, to accept direct responsibility for his situation:
How passive! The food somehow got into his body and crippled him. The same food that everyone has access to, yet almost no one in their 50s is severely handicapped from. Another reason it's not Jack's fault:
As if "I'm not blaming it on my mom" is a thought anyone would have naturally when talking about their strokes.
I'm also convinced one of the hosts hates Jack! I skipped to another random timestamp and found this gem:
The episode in question was filmed 15 years ago and Jack is still willing to lie to anyone who's listening about the safety of what he did: boiling Ziploc bags. He had to cut the omelette bags open because the water had fused all the plastic zippers. And then he says the real problem was he didn't let more polyethylene leach into the food. Ziploc's own website says to not do what he did because water's boiling point and polyethylene's softening point are very close. Ziploc recommends only using their Endurables to sous vide with, which you can plainly see in the original video Jack did not do.
This was an impromptu writeup and I must go spiritually cleanse myself. I have a delicious turkey sandwich with coleslaw and a pickle to look forward to. Must exit the Scalfaniverse.
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- 3 Wrz 2014
Ah, so he only tolerates the Jews because he needs them to be over in Israel to start the end of the world so he can laugh at the people who made fun of them when they go to hell, not realizing that he'd be left behind and screaming in entitled rage at Daddy God and Uncle Jeebus to take him NOW NOW NOW. Amusing, and not surprising.
Again, I don't watch him for his politics, because that shit's dime a dozen, but I do like the snippets since it just highlights how unlikeable he actually is.
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- 3 Lut 2021
The only Jew Jack even knows is his ex wife.
But yeah, end times so no more mortgage payments and stuff.
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- 27 Maj 2019
>The story had a good meaning
What was the meaning, Mr. Ebert?
>The music was gud
Kind of expect that. Them gooks can sing.
>No political agendas
What Amerifat politics could there possibly be in a South Korean production? There's almost no overlap between their politics and our politisperging. And I'm pretty sure South Korea, like most of Asia, is one of those socially conservative societies where speaking up/out about the status quo is a quick way to get deplatformed or worse. "The nail that sticks out gets the hammer" etc. I know in China you'll basically become a non-person if you speak out thanks to their social credit system.
>it was a good versus evil movie
Shit, dunno what I expected from a movie called Demon Hunters.
>I've given it a grade.
Have another stroke you fuck.
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- 3 Lut 2013
Jesus christ, Jimmy is retarded, too. Not as retarded as Jack, but that's a pretty high bar
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- 8 Lis 2017
The whole family is retarded, with Jimmy being the least retarded.
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- 3 Lut 2021
Nah the whole family is gay, with Nipples Jim being the least gay, and smartest.
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- 8 Lis 2017
Both are correct.
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- 26 Lis 2016
He should lose another so it's in equilibrium.
As for his brain, no amount of calibration can make it right.
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- 9 Sie 2019
CHIPOTLE - MOBILE APP VS WALK IN
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- 29 Wrz 2022
This is actually pretty common with Evangelicals and the like. They're 100% for Israel because they need it to exist for Jesus to come back. But they don't care one whit for the actual Jewish people who then need to essentially die and go to hell in order for Jesus to rule.
It's a pretty fucked up way of thinking but then nobody ever said that Fatty was a deep thinker.
Oh yeah. Most of SE Asia is on the conservative side. Fatty would love it there if it wasn't for all the non-American people.
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- 27 Maj 2019
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- 29 Wrz 2022
Fun fact: The one that shouts "Where's the Beef?!" was hard of hearing so they had somebody, under the table, grab her leg as her cue. It surprised her so she shouted the line.
She actually got a whole fifteen minutes of fame from this including a little bit on SNL where she shouted "Where's the Band?!" right before Madness, the band in question, were to play. George McGovern, yes the failed Presidential nominee from 1972 was the host:
The 80's were a weird time.
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- 27 Maj 2019
This almost had the potential to be interesting, whether your order is prepared differently if you order via app vs. in person. However...
Jack, you geriatric manchild. You were shoving your phone in the employee prepping the bowl the entire time. If you didn't annoy the shit out of them(you did), you probably made them nervous, so they made sure to put maybe a little extra in or went above and beyond in some other way. The difference, obvious to anyone that isn't room-temperature IQ, is that you can't shove your toddler phone at someone after you've ordered via an app, so they robotically prepare it the way they prepare every other order. You even came to the conclusion at the end that weight-wise they were essentially the same. Your so-called investigation is fundamentally flawed.
If you really wanted an objective comparison, don't obnoxiously record the preparing process up close for carryout. It's distracting and it makes people (particularly women) uncomfortable. People like you are the reason establishments are gonna put up signs saying "NO RECORDING." I know if I was working fast food I would have politely asked someone to stop recording.
Other than that, this video has just about everything. Jack lasts maybe half a second before whining about meatz. Multiple times. Then Tammy, like the special needs tard handler that she is, has to politely point out to him where the meat is. Then she has to point out that lettuce =/= guac. Then she has to show him where the sour cream is on his app version. The whole time he's wagging his phone over the food.
Also am I crazy or does the bowl ordered via app look better? Tammy's in-person order looks like someone took a giant green wet shit over some barbacoa.
Edit: The reason I say the app version looks better is largely personal. I go to chipodilay, I want the rice and beans on the bottom, then the meatz, then everything else. Pico, lettuce, cheese etc. is quite pleasing to the glims, so seeing that colorful stuff on top makes the bowl look like a festival of flavors.
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It's amazing how wrong Fatty can be over the simplest shit.Jack talks vidya
yeah, because you totally start doing layoffs in a business division that's actually doing well. Sony also has a lot of fucking problems, be "xbox is winning"? LOL
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- 26 Maj 2021
What the fuck was all that camera work. Was he drunk while filming this?
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- 3 Wrz 2014
tl;dw a fat hateful retard who will die screaming towards hell no matter what faith he LARPS for and who deserves the chefs intentionally making his food as shitty as possible whines and gargles in fear over not getting more meat unless he can scooty puff up to the counter and harrass them to just before the point they get banned from the place. Fucks up own experiment by interfering with the metrics in the process.
Oh no, that's aware, but it's just rare for me to see a full anti-semite who goes full Jew poster about conspiracies do that too.
I suspect it's the Jovo talking.
It probably was better because A, the cook wasn't pressured via phone and B, I bet Jack is well known in all restaurants for being a shit customer to deal with, and the cooks there have a habit of giving him the shittier items in punishment.
A cook often won't mess with your food if they hate you, just to avoid being fired or getting sued for damage, but that doesn't mean they can't make the product you ordered for as horribly as possible. Use the old beef still in the pot rather than the new batch, use the old guac from a prior order, over cook the fucker to make it dry, and so many other passive methods are likely employed at Fat Jack and the mushbrain doesn't care due to his fucked palate and standards.
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- 27 Maj 2019
No, he's just being Jack. He only sounds drunk. Have a few strokes, put on a pair of beer goggles and you too! can be a celebrity youtube chef like Jackie.
I dunno how someone that's been doing youtube for so long still resorts to just waving his phone around to record shit in the wild like a 12 year old girl. It's borderline found footage. Bodycams have already existed for a long time. If you enjoy those cop bodycam channels* like I do, those cams are amazing even at 720p, and even when they're chasing a suspect on foot and the camera is wiggling around left and right. A damn sight better than this self-proclaimed content creator weeble-wobbling his phone around.
I can't tell from the reflection on the plexiglass if he's in the wheelchair or not. I dunno why, I always get a giggle from seeing him in that thing. He clearly wants to hide it so badly.
*shoutz: midwest safety, code blue cam