“Hot” celebs who are not that attractive

[Tin Foil Hatter]

Media is forcing it down our throats. I see this on X a lot with women going "why don't men find her hot"?
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Drag-esque overdone makeup isn't appealing for anyone other than faggots, who knew?

Might have been popular in the 80s or early 90s, but i suspect a side effect of the over saturation of porn is that the beauty standards are VERY high now. That person gets mogged by an army of thots of every flavor on OF or the other porn sites. Now i suspect she probably has connected family, like amy schumer, but i don't care for her. It's only going to get worse when AI gets better, and i suspect that while AI won't steal most jobs it WILL steal arts jobs because of the shear amount of AI generated pictures we keep making.

 

[repentance]

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Nicole Kidman isn't unattractive IRL when she's smiling like in picrelated but she has a fivehead and it's like no one sees it but me. I google (or rather bing) "Nicole Kidman forehead" and there's a lot of discussion about her alleged botulism injections in middle age, but she's always had that helipad.

She has a massive forehead and a very high hairline. I think the reason a lot of people don't see it is that for the last few decades she's always been styled and photographed in ways which hide it. If you look at older photos of her, and especially ones where her hair is pulled back off her face, it's impossible to miss.

Her insistence that she's had no work done and that she's a non-smoker are just weird.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Reviewbrah pulls way more pussy than he deserves. More than you'd expect.

Stop slandering Reviwebrah, he is loyal to his fat girlfriend who eats all his leftovers.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Might have been popular in the 80s or early 90s, but i suspect a side effect of the over saturation of porn is that the beauty standards are VERY high now. That person gets mogged by an army of thots of every flavor on OF or the other porn sites. Now i suspect she probably has connected family, like amy schumer, but i don't care for her. It's only going to get worse when AI gets better, and i suspect that while AI won't steal most jobs it WILL steal arts jobs because of the shear amount of AI generated pictures we keep making.

Her aunt is Nancy Cartwright and voices Bart Simpson. Also she's quite high up in Scientology.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Can someone explain to me why Walton Goggins is being touted as some sex symbol by the media?

I think he got some wind under his wings in terms of popularity because he's a good actor and charming in interviews. Hollywood saw this and started trying to shill him as a sex symbol

I think that some of his recent popularity comes from the monsterfucker community thirsting after the Ghoul from the Fallout show, pairing well with Hollywood's attempts to convince us that Goggins is hot

Spoiler

He's in the lion's share of fanfic for the show. I'd imagine most of them are pornographic

 

[sherwoods110]

Media is forcing it down our throats. I see this on X a lot with women going "why don't men find her hot"?
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Drag-esque overdone makeup isn't appealing for anyone other than faggots, who knew?

She has also had work done, which enhances the very odd, unappealing look. If you look at pictures of her pre-cosmetic surgery, she was cute. She looked... normal. Many such cases and it never stops being sad.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Hey, I got you

Unironic Freddie Mercury vibes. Except Freddie was gay, while Pedro’s a faggot.

Nicole Kidman isn't unattractive IRL when she's smiling like in picrelated but she has a fivehead and it's like no one sees it but me. I google (or rather bing) "Nicole Kidman forehead" and there's a lot of discussion about her alleged botulism injections in middle age, but she's always had that helipad.

She was beautiful when she was young and natural but starting in her 30’s she made some bad choices in cosmetic work. I can understand her desire to keep looking young and beautiful, after all, because her attractiveness was a workable cover for her lack of acting talent. Now she looks like something from Ed Gein’s barn.

 

[NoBueno]

She has also had work done, which enhances the very odd, unappealing look. If you look at pictures of her pre-cosmetic surgery, she was cute. She looked... normal. Many such cases and it never stops being sad.

I went and looked her up, she was a natural redhead? And she was under Disney as a child.... well shes done for

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I never found Carrie Fisher attractive.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Jennifer Lawrence. Unbelievably boring looking woman who is in everything for some reason.

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She looks like that annoying chick in your class who is way too much into doctor who and snitches to the teacher that he forgot to collect homework.

Even before the nude leaks, I remember her being heavily pushed as this "lol relatable adorkable" celebrity.

TAX: They were already mentioned, but I don't find Sabrina Carpenter to be all that attractive, even without the blatant porn miming. Sydney Sweeney isn't all that (the bathwater soap thing is reviling as well), and I don't get the Pete Davidson push. Is being the LA rebound guy really all that attractive to women? It reeks of desperation, needing to be in the limelight.

 

[Arbiter]

How Bill Murray was ever pushed as a romantic lead confounds me. Who asked for this? Did female audiences actually find him attractive at the time, or was he purely self-insert for men? He's looked 50 since he was 25. He's also not funny, imo, and most of his characters are just "I'm an asshole, now laugh."

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Vin Disel is a repulsive bald mutt who looks like a wife beater and his name is fucking stupid and extremely cringe 90s edge.

Bill Murray

Even as a kid I would feel quesy looking at his skin. Hollywood really took a guy that looked like he survived smallpox and decided his face should be blown up and slapped everywhere for you to see. He also cannot act and is not funny- being an the asshole you actually are and dismissively starting until you raise one eyebrow is not acting.

 

[Edna Turnblad]

I was about to mention Adam Driver (eww), Benedict Cumberwhatever, Brad Pitt etc.

Instead gonna suggest Orlando Bloom. Man who looks like bees stung his eyes shut.

Never understood why he is in every hot actors list.

 

[Not A Bunny]

How Bill Murray was ever pushed as a romantic lead confounds me. Who asked for this? Did female audiences actually find him attractive at the time, or was he purely self-insert for men? He's looked 50 since he was 25. He's also not funny, imo, and most of his characters are just "I'm an asshole, now laugh."
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The 80s were a way different time. You didn't have to be model-attractive back then to be the romantic lead. Murray was a recipient of the time where if you were likeable enough, you didn't have to be gorgeous. He was probably grandfathered into being a romantic lead after the 80s were over.

Even John Candy got the honor of being a romantic lead at one point (his romantic interest in "Only the Lonely" was Ally Sheedy).

I feel like I don't get to tell people who is attractive and who isn't, myself. My first celebrity crush was Michael Keaton. My latest is Yusuf Dikec (it's really the dream of being middle-aged that you can show up to the Olympics with a dad bod and get more attention than many other gold-medal athletes).

 

[NoBueno]

My first celebrity crush was Michael Keaton.

Michael Keaton played the billionaire that was also Batman, I think I could forgive women for that

 

[Not A Bunny]

Michael Keaton played the billionaire that was also Batman, I think I could forgive women for that
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Thing is, my crush didn't start there. It started with Mr. Mom.

I would defend that by saying him being a man's man was kind of the point. The movie wouldn't have worked with a man that was effeminate.

 

[Jellie Opal]

I went and looked her up, she was a natural redhead? And she was under Disney as a child.... well shes done for
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Media is forcing it down our throats. I see this on X a lot with women going "why don't men find her hot"?
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Drag-esque overdone makeup isn't appealing for anyone other than faggots, who knew?

Sabrina Carpenter's whole new dog schtick and accompanying make-up is designed by a troon, Bryce Anderson, which lends to the faggotry angle as she's meant to appeal to either the yasss Miss Ogynist gays or pedophiles

Spoiler: Bryce Anderson who cosplays as a dead-eyed mannequin

 

[Screamer_2]

Rihanna is someone I've heard people describe (in the past) as being the hottest thing ever. Never seen it.

 

[NoBueno]

I never got the Wednesday chick

 

[Oulun]

A Nazi-style propaganda poster depicting the average Irishman couldn't be worse than Barry Keoghan making this face: