Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Temperance]

Is she implying she’s a lesbian below? Because few women have a straighter aura than our Vicks.

She used to identify strongly as a lesbian before pooning out. Now she's a "bi/queer guy".
(Helps give some context for why her gay male best friend in high school was so offended when she pooned out and started hitting on him.)


...which reminds me that she has sperged out several times about how "bi lesbians" are heckin' valid! But even her fellow Twitter genderspecials didn't seem to buy this, lol.

Spoiler: Bunch of screenshots - pretty funny

 

[Breadbear]

She just doesn't want to eat apples because of the old saying "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". If she couldn't access doctors to waste their time 24/7, her life would be utterly meaningless!

She used to identify strongly as a lesbian before pooning out. Now she's a "bi/queer guy".
(Helps give some context for why her gay male best friend in high school was so offended when she pooned out and started hitting on him.)
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...which reminds me that she has sperged out several times about how "bi lesbians" are heckin' valid! But even her fellow Twitter genderspecials didn't seem to buy this, lol.

Spoiler: Bunch of screenshots - pretty funny

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I think we need to call in our resident dykes to take a look at this bullshit. The heat radiation from their laughter could warm a small city in Alaska this winter.

 

[Sperghetti]

Listen, as far as Vicky grifts go, this isn't her worst one. The whole tranch saga and Kindness' part in it proved definitively that you can be a BPD loon playing at being a disabled pooner, and some guy will definitely take care of you and pay your bills, you just have to be ok with fucking a troon for 3-4 months max

And that, I think, is where Vicky’s problem lies: She’s just not willing to go there. I think she's only into conventionally attractive men, but she's also aware that the point at which they would have given her a second look is long past. Alas, her only option now is fat, dumpy, weird people like herself.

I think we need to call in our resident dykes to take a look at this bullshit. The heat radiation from their laughter could warm a small city in Alaska this winter.

I dunno about laughter, but my eyes did roll back into my head with great force. It’s basically just a whole lot of Tumblr-esque “words don’t really have meanings because if they did, I couldn’t claim the label I want to”.

Bisexual women often have a major chip on their shoulder because a lot of lesbians don’t want to date them for a plethora of reasons, which is why you sometimes see them trying to twist the standard definition of "lesbian" like this.

But Vicky, I suspect, is only even bisexual in the sense that dating a woman sounds like a plausible idea to her, in theory. I get the distinct impression that she’s actually straight as an arrow, she just spent her formative years in circles where “heterosexual = bad” which means she must be somehow “queer”. At this point, she’s claimed being literally everything but heterosexual.

 

[Ann Berlin]

"I'm a lesbian"
"The kind of lesbian who likes men or the kind who likes nonbinary folx?"
"I only like women?"
"That's pretty fucking TERFy of you..."

 

[Zemblan Physics]

She’s either lying or it’s a false positive.

The fucking glee.

Oh, just piss off with the ”mostly fatal condition”. And I’m just gonna put this little cap from the Mayo Clinic right here.

 

[fitty tucker]

I thought she got a single-fiber EMG? That's the gold standard test for MG even if antibodies are fucky. Sooo weird it didn't show up then!

Also lol @ "has to move fast"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Kindness hadn't completed her full goblin evolution when she had the tranch boys fighting over her. She wasn't exactly a looker but she was still recognizably a female woman

More than that, Kindness started out as ambulatory, able to drive, housed and sort of employed, and she immediately demonstrated value to the collective by cleaning some of the troon filth. She waited until she was fully enmeshed to completely lose her ability toucan and start peeing in salad bowls.

Vickie is presenting herself as already homeless, bedbound, semi-continent and facing a new diagnosis. She's playing on hard mode if she's looking for a caregiver; you gotta move in before you start revealing those things.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Vickie is presenting herself as already homeless, bedbound, semi-continent and facing a new diagnosis. She's playing on hard mode if she's looking for a caregiver; you gotta move in before you start revealing those things

She could pick up a few tips from ALR.

The people I’ve met who are as ill as she claims to be didn’t have the energy to go on crazy rants like this FWIW.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Her video complaining about being disabled in America gave me so much secondhand cringe I almost couldn’t make it through the whole thing. Man that sure puts a whole lot of context into how she comes across in her interactions with doctors and professors, just completely unsettling and disingenuous, theater kid insufferable. Imagining this portly heifer explaining how chronically sick and homeless she is and gurning with crazy eyes while she smiles in her doctor’s/professor’s face will give extra spice when I read her tard tweets now lol. Very disturbing how excited she seems to be about her diagnosis, and being so ballsy as to “I’m teetering on the edge of death, I refuse to die I will proudly resist” lol I bet the munchies hate her so bad.

 

[Stan]

She’s either lying or it’s a false positive.
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The fucking glee.
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Oh, just piss off with the ”mostly fatal condition”. And I’m just gonna put this little cap from the Mayo Clinic right here.
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arrrrrgh yes I got accepted into my condition of choice AWESOME
would she be this upbeat about getting AIDS? Or idk, Parkinsonism? Huntington's?
You hear about people malingering about "muh MS" but this is something else innit.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

would she be this upbeat about getting AIDS?

haha of course she would, who the fuck do you think we're talking about here?

 

[Jupiter Doughnuts]

Was curious about what LRP4 antibodies can mean and found this gem of an article from Wash U's Improving Laboratory Utilization website: LRP4 Antibodies. Basically LRP4 is positive in a modest portion of MG patients who are negative for the standard tests, but it's also postive in 5% of all patients and shouldn't be used diagnostically. So Vicky's got a doc who is shotgunning labs.

Notable quotes:

A recent study conducted by the Mayo Clinic showed conflicting results suggesting false-positive LRP4 in 5-6% of all non-MG cases. These false-positive cases include non-MG confirmed cases based on normal clinical-electrodiagnostic testing (EDX) and healthy individuals.

Despite some instances of LRP4 antibodies in patients negative for both AChR and MuSK, LRP4 testing is not recommended due to a high incidence of false positives, leading potentially to inappropriate therapies.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Was curious about what LRP4 antibodies can mean and found this gem of an article from Wash U's Improving Laboratory Utilization website: LRP4 Antibodies. Basically LRP4 is positive in a modest portion of MG patients who are negative for the standard tests, but it's also postive in 5% of all patients and shouldn't be used diagnostically. So Vicky's got a doc who is shotgunning labs.

Notable quotes:

She's buzzing her zips off, alright.
To the subreddit!


A history of bad reactions to steroids - ya fucking think monface?
What exactly does she take every day as "her meds" then? She doesn't fuck q testosterone any more, and apparently has reached the end point with the other steroids. Could it be just bog standard sleepers and opiates? And an inhaler ofc ofc. Lol. Much rare diseases, very ill.

She's been haunting that sub a little while. It's kinda harsh but I really turn my nose up at and flat out disbelieve like everyone who uses all these supportive medical subreddits now.. I just veiw them as thousands and thousands of Vicki's. The reddit avatars even look like her actually. ()

Oopsie doodle crisis! - No really, seriously, it was a crisis.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Ah, I think I see now why she wants so badly to fake this particular issue. It's because of the meds, this miracle med she now says is the only thing keeping her alive. She was given it off-label for her White Girl Vague Disorder and probably was looking up the side effects and found this:

All she has to do is keep back a few of her pills and take them at once, then go into the hospital saying she has suspected myasthenia gravis and her symptoms, and talk very seriously about how she's already been prescribed pyridostigmine and of course takes the recommended dose at the recommended interval.

She can literally fake a flareup of her new "condition" whenever she likes. She probably also loved the rest of what it did. This list of symptoms may as well be catnip for a person on her IBD LARP.

 

[Kerry Benton]

haha of course she would, who the fuck do you think we're talking about here?

It would mean she would die as real gay man àla Lou Sullivan, getting HIV/AIDS would be so validating!

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I hate her so much. Hat me.

Sure, that doctor was ”trying to torture” you. Of course he was.
Also, this goddamn take:

Friends, I’ve run the appropriate tests and the results are unambiguous: she’s retarded.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I'm most interested in this "we" who got them to run tests. Maybe just the royal we, true. But then she mentions "a friend" showing up.

Applesauce heiress? Who else is still in the picture?

 

[fitty tucker]

She was aspirating her own saliva, but also had enough muscle tone to scream? Was she just... constantly screaming while the doctor was talking? Buckle up boys, we're in for some manic MG-LARP-posting.

 

[Idiosyncratic]

Was curious about what LRP4 antibodies can mean and found this gem of an article from Wash U's Improving Laboratory Utilization website: LRP4 Antibodies. Basically LRP4 is positive in a modest portion of MG patients who are negative for the standard tests, but it's also postive in 5% of all patients and shouldn't be used diagnostically. So Vicky's got a doc who is shotgunning labs.

Notable quotes:

I assumed she goes to one of those websites where you can basically buy pathology requests, and it creates a printable request you take to labcorp or wherever. Of course then she needs to see a doctor who’s willing to indulge the results and vague symptoms.

I always find it interesting that more wannabe munchies don’t latch onto something like rheumatoid arthritis. It can be seronegative, and early on there isn’t always visible damage. And it can be co-morbid with so many other things.

 

[Fapcop]

She's buzzing her zips off, alright.
To the subreddit!
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A history of bad reactions to steroids - ya fucking think monface?
What exactly does she take every day as "her meds" then? She doesn't fuck q testosterone any more, and apparently has reached the end point with the other steroids. Could it be just bog standard sleepers and opiates? And an inhaler ofc ofc. Lol. Much rare diseases, very ill.

She's been haunting that sub a little while. It's kinda harsh but I really turn my nose up at and flat out disbelieve like everyone who uses all these supportive medical subreddits now.. I just veiw them as thousands and thousands of Vicki's. The reddit avatars even look like her actually. ()
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Oopsie doodle crisis! - No really, seriously, it was a crisis.

Lmao!

“Teenytinybaklava” now there’s a masc and male redditor name if I ever heard one.

Love the PFP as well. Nothing says “I’m a gay man!” Than a blonde, girly girl asking for medical advice from other women.

I wish her doc would see those posts and how EXCITED and GIDDY she is.

I get being happy that you’ve finally been correctly diagnosed but shit… That ain’t it.

I hate her so much. Hat me.
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Sure, that doctor was ”trying to torture” you. Of course he was.
Also, this goddamn take:
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Friends, I’ve run the appropriate tests and the results are unambiguous: she’s retarded.

LOOOL!

Picture the drama of oh-so-sick Vicky laying there and doing “rising or descending intonations” for yes and no, and the nurses just totally ignore it, because they’re not used to that kind of drama and retardation.

“So Vicky, I just came to write down your numbers… Are you feeling ok?”

“AAAAHHHHH” (DESCENDING!)

“That’s good… I’m going to talk with the doctor, but it sounds like you may be on your way home tomorrow or the day after!”

“AAAAAHHHHH AAAAAHHHHH!!” (DESCENDING!)

“Yeah I bet you’re excited!”

“AAAAHHHH AAAAHHHHH!!” (DESCENDING!!)

“So, anything I can get you? Would you like to see the doctor tonight?”

“UUUUUUUUHHHP!!” (RISING!)

“No? Ok well you have a good night Vicky!”

“AAAAAHAHHH AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!”