💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Tingle]

We are so Ichi-back, Japan bros!

And Chibi's probably going to get Ichi-banned from whatever apartment he does manage to finagle his way into.

 

[BeffJezos]

Most ESL teachers in Japan make enough to live and that's about it. Chibi will be living on convenience store food and I have no idea how he plans to work 2 jobs with basically opposite timezones.

 

[Pew_Pew_Slash]

Most ESL teachers in Japan make enough to live and that's about it. Chibi will be living on convenience store food and I have no idea how he plans to work 2 jobs with basically opposite timezones.

My bet is reality will hit soon enough. He's not going to actually live there, he'll take another extended vacation at best. People like him have no plan, and the real world isn't going to foot the bill for him like mommy and AT&T

 

[BeffJezos]

My bet is reality will hit soon enough. He's not going to actually live there, he'll take another extended vacation at best. People like him have no plan, and the real world isn't going to foot the bill for him like mommy and AT&T

I hope he moves there. Really. I want to see how Chibi mixes with the locals. Also, whether he actually teaches his adult students enough English to become disgruntled at his laziness and search his name.

 

[Oliver Onions]

So much for that apartment he had lined up in Tokyo, or the friends who very generously offered to put a roof over his head when he got to Tokyo.

I can't believe Chibi lied to us again. Who could have predicted this.

I'm asking ahead of time because I don't know how difficult it would be to implement, but to whoever mods this thread: is there any way to add a count specifically to the top of this thread, kind of like the custom info box that used to appear above Keffals's thread?

I think it would be fun to have a 'CHIBI HAS LIVED IN JAPAN FOR [X] DAYS' ticker, but I don't think it's worth putting on the front page like BossmanJack's fugitive counter.

 

[Strictly Confidential]

I think it would be fun to have a 'CHIBI HAS LIVED IN JAPAN FOR [X] DAYS' ticker, but I don't think it's worth putting on the front page like BossmanJack's fugitive counter.

I second this idea, but what if all this apartment business is too hard and he just gives up and doesn't bother going at all? But on the bossman tip, I'll put 200 kiwikoin on 0 days for the 1000x chance and 50 kiwikoin on 60 days max for loss recovery.

 

[Oliver Onions]

But on the bossman tip, I'll put 200 kiwikoin on 0 days for the 1000x chance and 50 kiwikoin on 60 days max for loss recovery.

I'm still waiting for the KNU Index to stabilize in the wake of Aaron Imholte's arrest to place my bets. My life savings are tied up in KaylaCoin.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

Where I live most phone plans have been updated so that whatever your data allowance is in your home country applies to neighbouring countries too, but I don't think it would stretch to America or Asia. You'd get charged up the ass for using data there unless you bought a special temporary plan.

I feel like this is burying the lead, though: unless Chibi's "friend" is in their 80s what Japanese person in their 20-30s is living somewhere with no wifi? Null was able to steal kebab shop wifi for months to stream and Chibi couldn't get online for five minutes to gush about his latest pilgrimage to the homeland? I don't buy it.

Belgrade it its own league I remember in the 90's when they glorofied gangs and just amplified crimes because of it and then had to balls to condem it at the same time.
I think it wasn't going the way he wanted and just got too "depressed" to actually try to post online and he had friends IRL to cry about which is better then online pity.

I can't believe Chibi lied to us again. Who could have predicted this.

I'm asking ahead of time because I don't know how difficult it would be to implement, but to whoever mods this thread: is there any way to add a count specifically to the top of this thread, kind of like the custom info box that used to appear above Keffals's thread?

I think it would be fun to have a 'CHIBI HAS LIVED IN JAPAN FOR [X] DAYS' ticker, but I don't think it's worth putting on the front page like BossmanJack's fugitive counter.

When making a poll I have to report a post so we can try like that. I usually report the OP which reminds me you posted some ideas for a new poll which I reported but wasn't implemented can you post them again so I can try and by that will also add an idea for a counter. Anyone else thinking it would be interesting can also try too the more the better chances it gets implemented.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I think it wasn't going the way he wanted and just got too "depressed" to actually try to post online and he had friends IRL to cry about which is better then online pity.

I personally think his friend bailed on him or didn't actually expect him to turn up on their doorstep and made excuses to get rid of him, so he had to crash in an emergency AirBnb for the night or one of those capsule hotels then mope his way back home.

which reminds me you posted some ideas for a new poll which I reported but wasn't implemented can you post them again so I can try and by that will also add an idea for a counter

Had to learn how to work the advanced search for this, but I assume this is the poll suggestion you meant:

I suggest the question be 'How long will Chibi's Japan adventure last?' with the options:

• He's never coming back
• 1 year
• 6 months
• 1 month
• The job is a scam

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

I personally think his friend bailed on him or didn't actually expect him to turn up on their doorstep and made excuses to get rid of him, so he had to crash in an emergency AirBnb for the night or one of those capsule hotels then mope his way back home.

Had to learn how to work the advanced search for this, but I assume this is the poll suggestion you meant

Who knows ,but I just now he isn't sperging about it yet because he learened to keep his mouth shut.

Yeah that is the one, I asked about timer too and everyone interested should too.

 

[Looney Troons]

I am starting to believe that our boy got fucked by a LinkedIn scam

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Facebook update! 8)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I am starting to believe that our boy got fucked by a LinkedIn scam

I wouldn't be surprised at this. He's the definition of a rube.

 

[Pew_Pew_Slash]

Facebook update! 8)

Wyświetl załącznik 7573280
Wyświetl załącznik 7573285
Wyświetl załącznik 7573281
Wyświetl załącznik 7573282
Wyświetl załącznik 7573283
Wyświetl załącznik 7573284

If your beard doesn't fill in properly you just shouldn't grow one.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The full power of the chinky filters turns Adam into Brian Peppers. It's fitting and horrifying at the same time.

If your beard doesn't fill in properly you just shouldn't grow one.

He's too depressed to shave. Stop mental health-shaming.

 

[Looney Troons]

Lol. The picture he took with the random group of white people at the karaoke bar is one of the most awkward things I’ve seen. I’m wondering if he’s looking up meetup events on Facebook and joining in. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, in fact, probably really wise for him to be networking. It just looks so… unnatural and forced. All of the pictures do. And holy shit, that one guy has some skinny fucking arms.

 

[Pew_Pew_Slash]

And holy shit, that one guy has some of the skinny fucking arms.

His image kinda makes me think of Elliot Roger with broccoli hair. If I zoom in he looks unlike him though.

 

[Whaler]

I'm going to put money on the Japanese guy being the opposite of Cheebs mainly because he's got an arm covered in tattoos and most places in Japan won't let you in you have any that are visible. Maybe because it's Tokyo, but I always have to cover up my tattoos, even in the summer or I can't really do anything summer time activity related.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

I'm going to put money on the Japanese guy being the opposite of Cheebs mainly because he's got an arm covered in tattoos and most places in Japan won't let you in you have any that are visible. Maybe because it's Tokyo, but I always have to cover up my tattoos, even in the summer or I can't really do anything summer time activity related.

Maybe he is yakuza member luring Chibi to move to Jpn and somehow exploit him. We always say nothing can surprise us with Chibi but somehow he always manages do to so.

We got a new poll, haven"t hear anything about the counter. There is a mod who posts here from time to time when he comes back we can ask him to try get it implemented

 

[Looney Troons]

I wish I could vote multiple times.

I think the job is a complete scam, primarily because he seems to have no idea what he’s doing. Time goes by quickly. If you were going to actually move across the world, you’d likely have your living situations at least somewhat solidified. Maybe that’s why he went to Japan so close to his presumed move date, but he’s a retard so it’s also highly possible he went to Japan to throw some money away before throwing even more money away by moving there.

If legit, I give it 6 months before he realizes how shitty it is to actually live in Japan. Weebs are so stupid.