💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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I am sure that a billion dollar corporation is going to listen to some stroked out fat ass who has not held a job in the past 30 years about how to run their business
 
I know that this may come as news to Jack, seeing as how he hasn't done anything business related in 20 years, but doing everything related to business means doing literally everything. Does he think LinkdIn is God?
Without powerleveling, I'm here to tell everyone, nobody in any industry gives a single flying fuck what's on your LinkedIn. Employers are not gonna search your LI. They might search your name, maybe, but any jobs that matter are gonna do a thorough government background check etc. You can put 'big chungus expert never did no drugs' on your LinkedIn profile and it won't matter.

LinkedIn is not your ally when it comes to job searching or building a professional resume. Jack has that right, at least. It's utterly worthless.

LinkedIn is worthless. It's for parasites like Russel Greer to hit on women.
 
I dated a girl briefly in college who couldn't handle glutens, and I don't think she was faking it. I'm just saying, it was never a thing until recently.
Oh no it was definitely a thing, but one of the effects of eating it was essentially giving you untreatable schizophrenia barring changing the diet. Another common effect looks similar to Crohn's since it demolishes your intestinal lining if you have Celiac. We've gotten better at analyzing and finding this allergy like we have other ones over the decades. You didn't hear about allergies as much before then because unless it was fucking lethal, you usually wouldn't note them.

The other main reason its spiking is mostly people who for some reason think it'll hurt them too, or who just want to make their diet their personality.
 
I often bring this up with friends, what's with the semi-recent surge in interest of gluten-free foods? I never remember gluten allergies being a thing ever in my life up until the late 2000s. Then all of a sudden it was the hot new thing, being gluten sensitive. Like you're gonna fuckin' literally die if your food was prepared on the same surface as other foods containing nuts was prepared?
There are people with celiac and people with serious peanut allergies who literally can go to the hospital for near nothing exposures.

However there are a lot of special snowflakes who claim some magical gluten intolerance with no underlying condition. They did a study on these clowns and fed them food with and without gluten and then lied to them about whether or not it had gluten in it and the clowns' "symptoms" showed up only when they were told the food had gluten in it, whether or not there actually was.

As for MSG, much like anything with sodium, too much can cause problems, and some (usually bad) Chinese restaurants use WAY too much of it. Natural MSG shows up in lots of things, though, including soy sauce, fish sauce, mushrooms (especially shiitake), cheese, tomatoes, etc. etc. etc.

There are also people extra-sensitive to it, like there are people sensitive to plain old salt.

I doubt anyone is going to run into any problems from using shiitake mushrooms as a way to add umami. But powdered pure MSG by the teaspoon? Definitely. I usually prefer natural sources to the point of hoarding them. I have at least five different kinds of soy sauce including light, dark, smoked of high quality, trash soy sauce for every day, Bragg's Aminos (incidentally gluten-free but I have it for a less robust flavor), and tamari. And three fish sauces (Vietnamese Thai and colatura). And anchovy paste. And anchovies and deens. And different dried mushrooms.
 
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Jim is being incredibly open and vulnerable, probably because he knows his brother is going to die soon, and despite Jack being an absolute piece of shit, Jim somehow still manages to hold affection for him (since he keeps coming on the show), probably because he's more Christian than Jack could ever hope to be. I can only imagine he's been holding a lot of this in for fuck knows how long, and he just wants to get it all out before Jack croaks. Even though it's definitely uncomfortable for the viewers at times, I appreciate how he's really shedding light on things that explain why Jack is the way he is, since we've only been able to speculate. Jack's childhood was significantly more fucked up than he ever made it seem, and just from these few streams, Jim has shown exactly how Jack became the awful person he is. Jack's going to die and Jim made sure to clear any misconceptions about their mom's legacy, since Jack has always tried to paint her as a saint.

Normally I like when cows have insiders that come to the forum and give more info, but for Jim's sake, I hope he never does. Dude has been through it and I really think these videos are helping him heal. Telling this shit to your therapist is completely different from saying it to the person that actually made your life hell, and even though Jack no longer has the brain capacity to remember what he ate for breakfast, Jim's making sure he isn't going to the grave with some rose tinted version of their childhood.
 
Normally I like when cows have insiders that come to the forum and give more info, but for Jim's sake, I hope he never does. Dude has been through it and I really think these videos are helping him heal. Telling this shit to your therapist is completely different from saying it to the person that actually made your life hell, and even though Jack no longer has the brain capacity to remember what he ate for breakfast, Jim's making sure he isn't going to the grave with some rose tinted version of their childhood.
Jim and Jack, and Jim is the gigantic fetish homo who has blown out nipples from whatever nipple bondage rituals he's into, and Jim is the one everyone likes over Jack.

Especially compared to Jack, Jim seems like a pretty cool guy, he has Jack as a borther and don't afraid of anything. And he's nice enough to care about Jack still despite Jack being a complete piece of shit.
 
Thanks for reminding me. I still need to make Marco Pierre White's wild mushroom risotto where he uses chicken stock to reconstitute the dried mushrooms when making the mushroom stock. Little things like that to concentrate and blend flavors to elevate dishes is what I like. Something fatty will never understand.
That's exactly what I do.

Use chicken stock to reconstitute the mushrooms, use the liquid for the risotto and chop up the mushrooms into small pieces which is the incorporated into the risotto later.

Or if making soup it's still chicken stock. Saute some onions, rough chop the mushrooms once they're reconstituted, add the liquid, more stock and mushrooms to the soup. A touch of thyme because mushroom soup needs thyme. It goes so well with wild mushrooms. Then when it's done blitz with an immersion blender, add a bit of cream and you're done.

Oh no it was definitely a thing, but one of the effects of eating it was essentially giving you untreatable schizophrenia barring changing the diet. Another common effect looks similar to Crohn's since it demolishes your intestinal lining if you have Celiac. We've gotten better at analyzing and finding this allergy like we have other ones over the decades. You didn't hear about allergies as much before then because unless it was fucking lethal, you usually wouldn't note them.

The other main reason its spiking is mostly people who for some reason think it'll hurt them too, or who just want to make their diet their personality.
The problem is some people have a legit problem with gluten. Maybe it's an allergy. Maybe it's Celiac. Maybe it literally makes them crazy. But every time something like this pops up you have people, who have no medical reason to avoid it, start saying they can't eat it for no good reason.
 
When I observe Jim Scalfani's interactions with his baby brother, I get several impressions:

One is that, between his patience and those reiterations that he is available to spend all day doing these streams with Jack or to discuss any topic he wishes, he sees a dead man when he looks at his brother. He plainly recognizes that Jack is acting retarded on borrowed time; and that any moment shared is liable to be their last opportunity. He is actively striving to look and speak past Jack's flaws for the sake of reaching and connecting with something he fears may not be there.

Another is that Jack turned out exactly as Jim expected him to; and it breaks his heart - but he knows to keep it to himself. Jim's been through this before; when he watched their mother deteriorate. And he sees Jack going down the same road, all because of childhood food insecurity he was never willing or able to come to regard as a weakness to outgrow and shed. And not only is it many, many years too late to course-correct - Jim can see that Jack was doomed from the outset; being the last set on this path to somehow fit into an irreparably broken family. Jim seems to recognize the tragic element in Jack having been born unbroken, yet already irredeemable.

The third is that Jim seems conflicted with awareness of feeling increasingly frustrated with the lack of closure or validation he's getting out of bothering with Jack; who is never going to concede outright that he and Chawl have rewritten their past to absolve themselves of anything they're the least bit uncomfortable with, including Jim. I also suspect that Jim is finding everything about Jack's meager little Youtube soapbox to be so astoundingly stupid and ill-considered that it's fueling insecurity about coming across as the "bigger man" in the scenario - He may find himself reconsidering whether encouraging Jack's Retard Show is the right thing to do. I think Jim's finding himself confronted with nonsense further beneath himself than he was prepared for; and is genuinely disturbed by how much he's catching going over Jack's head, combined with how disconcertingly brazen and automatic Jack is with constantly reframing new information so that he remains the center around which the universe pivots and rewards.

I don't know that Jim is aware that the only audience caring enough to watch his brother hates him, but I think he's aware that it's not jiving; and that the audience interaction is fueling sufficient cognitive dissonance in Jack's reactions that it's this way all of the time. Jim is liable to cry if he reads what's said about his brother here or at jakattack69.com.
 
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Remember when this dude went on an anti-sugar crusade yet here he is ordering a large sugary soda. He could've at least had a small or medium if he was serious about his health but he wanted the biggest soda possible
 
Jim somehow still manages to hold affection for him (since he keeps coming on the show), probably because he's more Christian than Jack could ever hope to be
Couldn't agree more. Jim personifies Matthew 18, verses 21 to 35: Then Peter came to Him and asked, "Lord, how many times will my brother sin against me and I forgive him and let it go? Up to seven times?" Jesus answered him, "I say to you, not up to seven times, but seventy times seven."

he's nice enough to care about Jack still despite Jack being a complete piece of shit.
Astonishing, isn't it? I should've noted it in my writeup: In spite of everything, Jim made a point to tell Jack he loved him before logging off. He said it first, actually.

but I think he's aware that it's not jiving; and that the audience interaction is fueling sufficient cognitive dissonance in Jack's reactions that it's this way all of the time.
Absolutely. Another thing I left out was how someone in chat made this joke: "Jim got looks from the family. Charles too... But then Mama Scalfani ran out of looks." Jim seemed quietly disturbed by this comment, as if it dawned on him this kind of engagement is normal, in which case it's odd Jack exposes himself to it for no reason.

Jim asked Jack why he thinks the chat is sometimes not nice to him. Jack said it's because people resent him for his "opinions," then parroted Chawl and said the more haters one has, the more successful one is, citing Tim Pool as proof. Jack said it's also because he's been doing it for 18 years, in which time enemies with "miserable lives" will naturally be accumulated. This is why no one has insulted Jim yet, Jack explained: He's only been on two livestreams (and one Christmas special!)

But then Jack realized he should start performing sincerity, so he struck a thinking pose, fingers on his chin, and said:

I honestly have said to myself, "Look, that person wrote something really hateful. That person could be a 13 year old being beat by his father. In Iran!

... Or Iraq."
Because as we all know, Jack has always made sure to ask, "You aren't an innocent little kid in the Middle East by chance, are you?" before he banishes someone to The Boys Club.™ Jack then also said he loves to give second chances to mean chatters but after three or four chances, "You can go to hell." (Well, God has given Jack five chances, so...?)
 
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