💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[RotPockets]

Melton said on his show earlier that Nick invited him to go to Aaron's sentencing hearing, and he's planning on going in and documenting it from the courtroom. Get ready for a circus of faggots in the courthouse if they allow it. Aaron should ask for a closed hearing due to these retards. Would be funny if the fat greasy pedophile went all the way to bumfuck Minnesota to be denied as soon as he reached the courthouse. Several of the Minnesota Meltonites said they are going in chat.

The only thing worse than being Steel Toe is caring about Steel Toe. Embarrassing even.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick, on the other hand, finds himself increasingly isolated—viewed not just as unprofessional retard, but as a deeply retarded lawyer by Lawtube and even the Dabbleverse.

Not just retarded, but deeply mentally disturbed and someone to stay away from.

Poor whore Kayla bawling her eyes out as pedo shock jock Patrick Melton, that her husband invited, takes notes for his show to make content off it

Stearns County deserves this pathetic sideshow for putting on this pathetic circus in the first place.

 

[3MMA]

Poor whore Kayla bawling her eyes out as pedo shock jock Patrick Melton, that her husband invited, takes notes for his show to make content off it

Nick doesn't even try to hide what he's doing and hopefully the courts see it too

My first thought too was how disingenuous Nick is to make a big thing about “Kaylas” victim impact statements & to then invite chucklefucks like PaedoMelt who don’t even like or respect him, to come watch as his wife reads the script Nick wrote & “might not be able to get through it without tears.” Nick invited Internet trolls to turn her into content. Utter faggotry. Whether Kayla is the root of all evil in that house or an angel, or more likely something in between, bish needs to divorce Rackets the fat faggot, yesterday. He clearly doesn’t care about her at all, between publicly pining over April, sharing pics of himself with April in them, this late in the game, & never ever prioritizing his wife & kids. It’s absolutely over.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Not just retarded, but deeply mentally disturbed and someone to stay away from.

Dangerous retard is the better term.

 

[Vibralldo]

My first thought too was how disingenuous Nick is to make a big thing about “Kaylas” victim impact statements & to then invite chucklefucks like PaedoMelt who don’t even like or respect him, to come watch as his wife reads the script Nick wrote & “might not be able to get through it without tears.” Nick invited Internet trolls to turn her into content. Utter faggotry. Whether Kayla is the root of all evil in that house or an angel, or more likely something in between, bish needs to divorce Rackets the fat faggot, yesterday. He clearly doesn’t care about her at all, between publicly pining over April, sharing pics of himself with April in them, this late in the game, & never ever prioritizing his wife & kids. It’s absolutely over.

Nick fails to understand

He can't selectively make his life a spectacle. If he's gonna have Melton milk his wife's trial, so are we

He had every chance to walk away and now it's too late

 

[Dropa5pack]

She's a perfect fit for Zoink'd out Rekieta.
Same cartoonish absurd uncanny expressions. Was this bitch on crack before they even married? Cause she seems crazy as fuck and always looked like that. So I wonder if there's more to the story previously.

Well Nick pretended to be a homo for months to get close to her, and instead of seeing that as deceitful, and manipulative she had five kids with him. She’s always been wacky.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

pretended

[x]

I mean, Kayla is a low IQ gold digger who thought she was marrying Truman Capote but ended up with a potential serial killer, them's the breaks, but let's not pretend Rekieta is straight. He's a repressed homo or bisexual leaning towards faggotry.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

1000$ an hour, no minimal diligence.

Nick chooses his lawyers like he chooses his cars and his liquor - knowing absolutely nothing, just going for the "idea" and whatever costs a lot/ the level he thinks befits a man of his "station." Lol, he forgets he's just a tasteless mark of no station whatsoever.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick chooses his lawyers like he chooses his cars and his liquor - knowing absolutely nothing, just going for the "idea" and whatever costs a lot/ the level he thinks befits a man of his "station." Lol, he forgets he's just a tasteless mark of no station whatsoever.

A friend once worked as a Christian minister in NC at a white collar prison. Whenever new volunteers went, the Warden or someone similar would warn them that they could not ask Bernie Madoff for investment advice.

Nick would be someone to solicit financial advice from a known swindler. He is that kind of mark.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

A friend once worked as a Christian minister in NC at a white collar prison. Whenever new volunteers went, the Warden or someone similar would warn them that they could not ask Bernie Madoff for investment advice.

Nick would be someone to solicit financial advice from a known swindler. He is that kind of mark.

And he'd think it reflects well on him that he had access.

 

[BathTubShine]

Melton said on his show earlier that Nick invited him to go to Aaron's sentencing hearing, and he's planning on going in and documenting it from the courtroom.

You think you hate Nick enough... You don't.

"Listen here ruined body bish, you will read my letter at court, you will let my new e-daddy make fun of you on the Internet and also your lover who btw ate my gooo!1!" -

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Melton said on his show earlier that Nick invited him to go to Aaron's sentencing hearing, and he's planning on going in and documenting it from the courtroom. Get ready for a circus of faggots in the courthouse if they allow it. Aaron should ask for a closed hearing due to these retards. Would be funny if the fat greasy pedophile went all the way to bumfuck Minnesota to be denied as soon as he reached the courthouse. Several of the Minnesota Meltonites said they are going in chat.

Hopefully Aaron's lawyer finds an appropriate time to point it out to the judge.

I hope for Nick's kids' sake that Melton doesn't go anywhere near them...

 

[Gorton Colu]

And he'd think it reflects well on him that he had access.

I love smug Nick.

 

[Niggernerd]

Melton said on his show earlier that Nick invited him to go to Aaron's sentencing hearing, and he's planning on going in and documenting it from the courtroom. Get ready for a circus of faggots in the courthouse if they allow it. Aaron should ask for a closed hearing due to these retards. Would be funny if the fat greasy pedophile went all the way to bumfuck Minnesota to be denied as soon as he reached the courthouse. Several of the Minnesota Meltonites said they are going in chat.

Nick, dont you feel even a smidgen of shame that your only friends are weird pedophiles?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just when you think Nick can’t get dumber or more unfunny, he pops up in NLO chat to prove you wrong:



Plus some crowing about the car he crashed while driving home from the dealership, because every cell in Nick’s body is emblazoned with “FUCKUP FAGGOT”:



Fat lot of good that car has done him, depreciating as soon as he drove it off the lot, only to be nose-down in a ditch minutes later.

 

[Kheapathic]

And he picked her.

The longer this goes on, the more I think Kayla really was his first. The story he told was he didn't like short girls, saw Kayla, and suddenly liking shirt girls. She offered to touch his penis, and he locked in.

Nick chooses his lawyers like he chooses his cars and his liquor - knowing absolutely nothing, just going for the "idea" and whatever costs a lot/ the level he thinks befits a man of his "station." Lol, he forgets he's just a tasteless mark of no station whatsoever.

He truly is DSP with a JD.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Nick chooses his lawyers like he chooses his cars and his liquor - knowing absolutely nothing, just going for the "idea" and whatever costs a lot/ the level he thinks befits a man of his "station." Lol, he forgets he's just a tasteless mark of no station whatsoever.

The station his mommy gave him.

 

[Something Awful]

I don't have any information on his print buying at all other than what is obvious, no one pays tens of thousands of dollars for a print and even if they are supposed to be original paintings they are of such remarkably poor quality it seems suspicious as hell they would cost that much.

I know it's hard to believe that Joker wasn't acquired for $50 at an overpriced Hollywood souvenir shop, however it is an acrylic painting by Bill Mack (or at least his signature is on it). He is well enough known to have a Wikipedia page, and so evidently is able to charge nouveau riche midwits stupid amounts for kitschy "artwork".



I suppose some money laundering could be involved, but it's likely the truth is simpler: trashy idiots like gaudy shit; Nick thinks he is just like the Joker irl fr; he's never had to work hard in his life and lucked into money (both with his grandfather's wealth and with his brief streaming success) – so why not throw $59,000 at some painting that speaks to his low-rent heart?

Mack also looks like a faggot, which must have appealed to Nick, too.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Nick's ideology is "dopamine now! Immediate gratification!" and lolbertarianism is the closest because it's basically Nick's argument of "what do you care? Stop bothering me and let me do drugs and chokeslam my kids!"

Basically his whole personality is crack now. Because that's what crack does.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The joker painting and frame look like he spent $25 at Wal-Mart

Those old movie posters you could get at a target or Walmart as a kid for like 25 dollars. Definitely see it.

Well Nick pretended to be a homo for months to get close to her, and instead of seeing that as deceitful, and manipulative she had five kids with him. She’s always been wacky.

This is such an effeminate and bastardly behavior. It really speaks to the snake he is.

Nick, dont you feel even a smidgen of shame that your only friends are weird pedophiles?

Friends is generous. When he stops being useful in harassing Aaron or bringing in money they'll cast him out.