💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[John Andrews Stan]

I like to add the vegetables as it cooks sometimes, especially the onions. I also don't use a lid and just add more liquid, but I am a mad man like that

Do what works for you. I can’t stand people who claim their way is the Only True Way to make certain foods. If I feel like standing over a hot stove and stirring, I make risotto.

 

[Shartavius]

I just made mexican rice in my Kuhn Rikon Duromatic. None of you are worthy.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Do what works for you. I can’t stand people who claim their way is the Only True Way to make certain foods. If I feel like standing over a hot stove and stirring, I make risotto.

Yep, exactly. Do what works for you.

Obviously in Jack's case he is doing it wrong since none of his recipes work for him

 

[the khat quaffer]

Do what works for you. I can’t stand people who claim their way is the Only True Way to make certain foods. If I feel like standing over a hot stove and stirring, I make risotto.

Boy oh boy wait until you hear about Joshua Weismann

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Yep, exactly. Do what works for you.

Obviously in Jack's case he is doing it wrong since none of his recipes work for him

And he’s missing out on the bliss of well-made rice. Sucks to be him.

Boy oh boy wait until you hear about Joshua Weismann

I just looked him up. Born after I graduated high school so not interested.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

My family has always used a rice cooker when it comes to rice. Then again, we use rice as a bed for various dishes (pork, beef, and chicken especially) and let the juices and gravy weave through it. Good shit, especially if the gravy is delicious. Cavendish's AP Greek seasoning goes well on rice, but then again it's Cavendish's AP Greek seasoning, it would be easier to list what not to put it on.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

And he’s missing out on the bliss of well-made rice. Sucks to be him.

He's also missing out on walking and having an IQ above 30

 

[AnOminous]

He's also missing out on walking and having an IQ above 30

And on having more than one functioning arm. And being able to talk without stroked-out incoherent gurgling and babbling. And being liked by literally anyone.

 

[semitooth]

originally titled: "MY BOTHR JIM Q&A" but he seems to have fixed the typo...

 

[the khat quaffer]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hl9dcVZ48wEoriginally titled: "MY BOTHR JIM Q&A" but he seems to have fixed the typo...
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He missed another typo. FTFY, Jackie:

Also wtf are those topics? To who would they appeal to? Talking about Christmas in June? These two guys' mom? Abortion, an issue which has been beat to death and put to rest nearly two decades ago? Has something new magically happened in the pro-choice vs. pro-life debate recently? Everyone has long made up their mind where they stand. They've picked their side, they're happy with their side. It's done.

What possible appeal could this have to any audience outside of these two jerkoffs? (Or us, I guess...)

Edit: stuff

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"MY BOTHR JIM Q&A

I love that this looks exactly like the Jack spelling people use ITT, eg SHURGUR.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Also wtf are those topics? To who would they appeal to? Christmas in June? Your guys' mom? Abortion, an issue which has been beat to death and put to rest nearly two decades ago? Has something new magically happened in the pro-choice vs. pro-life debate recently?

I mean with Abortion there was that overturning of Roe v Wade and that Georgia case where they brought a baby out of a woman's corpse, but like why would anyone watch this stroked out retard about it, and not someone more informed.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I mean with Abortion there was that overturning of Roe v Wade and that Georgia case where they brought a baby out of a woman's corpse, but like why would anyone watch this stroked out retard about it, and not someone more informed.

My father, the necrophiliac is a hell of a title to start your life to.

 

[semitooth]

the fuck is this nigga talking about bro?

 

[WhoBusTank69]

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the fuck is this nigga talking about bro?

He will only get a job if he gets raped on the way to work

 

[SteveGoatman]

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the fuck is this nigga talking about bro?

I'm guessing he's talking about instances of Uber/Lyft driver's assaulting their passengers (particularly women) and if the car were self driving that would remove that element of risk. Because it's Jack though, this is 100% because he thinks Elon is going to deliver self driving cars "soon" and prove he was right and has nothing to do with any concerns about passengers being sexually assaulted.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I'm guessing he's talking about instances of Uber/Lyft driver's assaulting their passengers (particularly women) and if the car we're self driving that would remove that element of risk. Because it's Jack though, this is 100% because he thinks Elon is going to deliver self driving cars "soon" and prove he was right and has nothing to do with any concerns about passengers being sexually assaulted.

Yep, he's referring to Robotaxi rolling out yesterday.

Of course, he doesn't mention that the cars are remotely driven and there is a Tesla rep in the front passenger seat in case the car fucks up

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Yep, he's referring to Robotaxi rolling out yesterday.

Of course, he doesn't mention that the cars are remotely driven and there is a Tesla rep in the front passenger seat in case the car fucks up

The last thing I want is an Indian driving it for me.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The last thing I want is an Indian driving it for me.

I had an Indian boss once and we had a meeting across town. He drove. I have never been more terrified in my life. He was going about 25 over and was weaving around cars like he was playing Frogger.

 

[AltisticRight]

My family has always used a rice cooker when it comes to rice. Then again, we use rice as a bed for various dishes (pork, beef, and chicken especially) and let the juices and gravy weave through it. Good shit, especially if the gravy is delicious. Cavendish's AP Greek seasoning goes well on rice, but then again it's Cavendish's AP Greek seasoning, it would be easier to list what not to put it on.

My parents use it too because rice is a main staple. Rice cookers are certainly useful to automate one aspect of repetitive cooking but it's sort of a waste if one only eats rice occasionally.
It's like how a thermometer helps a lot but one can just use bamboo/wood chopsticks or their own ears to ascertain the temperature of oil, or tapping on the protein to evaluate doneness and so on.

He's also missing out on walking and having an IQ above 30

He's got... no legs to stand on.

the fuck is this nigga talking about bro?

Was he calling every Uber driver a rapist or something?