💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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Jack's "review"of civil war perfectly sums up Jack's cognitive abilities.

Why they fight?!
They no tell why fight!
Ahhhrrggg where the meat?
Of course Jack would miss the point. The movie isn't a war movie that happens to have journalists in it, it's a movie about journalists during a war. The war isn't the focus, the journos are.
 
Yeah, she was stealing equipment from school to build a suit. Because of course make the black character a thief who then runs from cops and drops out.
Why don't they just make a comic called "Tyrita Robs a KFC and goes to Jail" and be done with it? Shaun King can ink the graphics, Jussie Smollett can do the story.

I'm still confused by his Snow White take.
>I can't figure out why it's getting so much hate
Does...does he know what Rachel Zegler has been up to on social media? Does he know that the entire internet has eviscerating her left, right and center for the last 3 years?

For someone as terminally online as Jack I'd have thought some of the bad press literally drowning Snow White would have slithered down his craw and he'd have defaulted to calling it woke garbage deepstate psyops.

Edit: He's pre-judged things before because of the actors, why didn't he pre-judge Snow White. In that same post, he gave Bad Boys a single sentence "review" where he just said he won't support Will Smith. Great review Ebert, very informative, I'm sure the world will be able to make up their mind on whether to watch it or not thanks to this tantalizing insight. Everyone has actors they hate, they don't go online and post troll shit on a site meant for informative reviews.
 
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I'm still confused by his Snow White take.

So is he; because all his opinions are counterfeit. Jack lashes out any time he’s asked to explain his reasoning; because he has none, and is fraudulent in all things except what he covets. His opinions are all either for the sake of impressing his brother or rationalizing some carnal sin. Nick Rekeita would act a lot like Jack if he suffered a stroke that prevented him from remembering which lies he needed to live up to. In Jack’s case, he’ll film himself pretending to be able to stand outside a strip mall restaurant, accidentally film his wheelchair with five fucking plates of food he ordered arranged in front of him like he’s awaiting execution, then cut to a review on the long fart home in which he claims he ate none of it, all while belching up butter steak.

Jack doesn’t know what the fuck he thinks about some movie. Separate him from the human cheat sheet he uses Tammy as, and you’ll find he can't even remember what day it is. Jack is the type of retard to accuse the person confronting him of being the one who shit his pants.

What does Jack think about Snow White? He thinks it’s time to eat. Tammy!!!
 
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Why don't they just make a comic called "Tyrita Robs a KFC and goes to Jail" and be done with it? Shaun King can ink the graphics, Jussie Smollett can do the story.


I'm still confused by his Snow White take.
>I can't figure out why it's getting so much hate
Does...does he know what Rachel Zegler has been up to on social media? Does he know that the entire internet has eviscerating her left, right and center for the last 3 years?

For someone as terminally online as Jack I'd have thought some of the bad press literally drowning Snow White would have slithered down his craw and he'd have defaulted to calling it woke garbage deepstate psyops.

Edit: He's pre-judged things before because of the actors, why didn't he pre-judge Snow White. In that same post, he gave Bad Boys a single sentence "review" where he just said he won't support Will Smith. Great review Ebert, very informative, I'm sure the world will be able to make up their mind on whether to watch it or not thanks to this tantalizing insight. Everyone has actors they hate, they don't go online and post troll shit on a site meant for informative reviews.
Jack knows about Zegler but he doesn't know why the movie itself is hated but he knows that Zegler was controversial.

He doesn't think about the movies he sees, he'd probably be more negative about Snow White if it had even the mildest criticism of Christianity or said that the moon landing was real.
 
Jack's obsession with the moon landing is peak Boomer entry level conspiratardism. What's even his evidence it never happened besides "you can see the flag move" and thinking it would be hard to get there because he doesn't understand math?
It’s even worse than that. His arguments are:

  • Neil Armstrong’s first footfall was filmed, but who started the camera? Jack refuses to believe that the lander was equipped with an attached camera that could be activated and controlled from the inside.
  • The terrain cast shadows that are different from what you’d expect on Earth. How did that happen? You can’t hope to convince him that this is explained by the Moon’s lack of atmosphere and the high reflectivity of its surface.
  • Probably the dumbest one of them all, Jack insists that the live broadcast of the landing would have been impossible because the technology didn’t exist at the time. “I can’t even get reliable Internet!”, he will exclaim. I wonder how he thinks television worked before cable.
He’s had a few other similarly stupid arguments but these are the ones that stand out from watching his live streams from a year or so ago when he was especially obsessed with this shit.
 
Jack's obsession with the moon landing is peak Boomer entry level conspiratardism. What's even his evidence it never happened besides "you can see the flag move" and thinking it would be hard to get there because he doesn't understand math?
Lmao Ashley Hutsell Jankowski. Is this how you're spending your last days?
 
Jack refuses to believe that the lander was equipped with an attached camera that could be activated and controlled from the inside.
Autism ratings, but it was actually activated by a pull string just outside the hatch that unlocked a swing-out panel on the side of the lander and started the camera automatically, pre-positioned to point at the ladder. Honestly all the debunkings and reasoned, documented arguments in the world wouldn't sway Jack even if he HAD any intellectual integrity (or intellect), because for smug boomers like him, oftentimes they like to maintain a permanent belief in this kind of chemtrail/moon landing/JFK truther BS simply because they think it makes them interesting, or a rebel, instead of just a deliberate retard.
 
Mama Scalfatty just gave him a bucket of turkey necks and sent him off to his room.
I know the thread has moved on but I just want to say it's so hard to have a one-size-fits-all opinion of Jack Scalfani's mother. On the one hand she hated Jack Scalfani, so she couldn't have been all bad. On the other hand, she helped make him so loathsome. (If we accept the cycle of abuse as a premise, then Connie likely raised her sons how Jack raised his: waving away real bad behavior and bullying them about nonsense, which is how you end up with a societally worthless manchild [see also: Jack, Jr.])

But again, we must credit jerks who hate jerks. Upon death, her grand bequeathment to Jack was a shitty old pasta pot that probably gave him lead poisoning and would not sell for more than $5 at a yard sale. No one does that if they're not trying to say, "I hate you, child, and I wish you poorly. See you in hell."
 
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Of course Jack would miss the point. The movie isn't a war movie that happens to have journalists in it, it's a movie about journalists during a war. The war isn't the focus, the journos are.
Journalists are scum.

Jack was likely mad that the war wasn’t explained as some esoteric but valiant fight over “muh state’s rights” as opposed to really being about a brutal system of owning people,

Of course he never bothers to ask who owned the plantations, slave auctions and slave ships.


Regarding the moon landing conspiracy, that actually VERY uncommon to believe in the USA. Conversely, it’s very common for Europeans to claim that we never made it to the moon. It’s an odd one for sure where euros usually claim that Americans are dumb to think we got to the moon because of our flag waving patriotism. So you’d think Jack would be bright enough to pick up on this low hanging fruit to punch down on euros who believe this nonsense.
 
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None of the products jack reviews are interesting. They are all things that reek cheap chinese knock offs. Also, restaurants can't give 100% the same quantity of food every single time even if you 100% dine in. The only real difference between dine in and take out should be plating. What's the name of that phenomena where kids can't recognize that two cups have the same volume despite being different in shape?
 
Gaiz….

Make investments based on if you like the thing a company makes.

Don’t wash organic produce because water makes it stop being organic

Falafel and schwarma are the same thing gaiz, and are Indian cuisine.

Rice is filler and has no taste

Can’t make up his mind on AI, but had lots of opinions

Charles the big brain man with CTO salary and coastal California home is too dumb or broke to have a 220v plug put in to charge his Tesla, so he sits at superchargers for 40 mins (teslas don’t take 40 mins to supercharge lol) a day having an ASMR goonsesh charging (something most Tesla owners do before delivery). Or Jack is just making things up because he hates EV’s.

Jim Scalfani (the one we like) is going to be on F at as in Fat tomorrow

 
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