What are HETEROSEXUAL anime/manga series for HETEROSEXUAL people?

[GratsTheat783]

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

No cute straight ships

Yusuke and Keiko are a nice pair, and Kuwabara and Yukina is one of the cutest relationships in anime. You are on meth.

no waifus

Botan?!

lots of faggot shit and trannies.

Yusuke literally beats the shit out of a tranny.

Big zero

Big 100000000000000

and a wish for the creep author to get caught by the police for he totally hides something on his hardware.

He hides his BASED awards there. Because he's based.

The way he likes to elude to homo fuckery between men and little boys is alarming, especially in HxH.

*allude, and I never watched much of HxH, for which I am now glad.

 

[YWNBAM]

Yusuke and Keiko are a nice pair, and Kuwabara and Yukina is one of the cutest relationships in anime. You are on meth.

Massive cope. They barely get developed, and the jap fandom even had a breakdown because the main dudes weren't fucking by the end of the manga. The female characters are always left to the background, which is why faggot tensions are so apparent despite the beards the author hands out to gaslights doofuses like you.

Yusuke literally beats the shit out of a tranny.

To me the existence of a coomer tranny character is in itself sus.

He hides his BASED awards there. Because he's based.

He is based in pederast art. His hardware is probably full of gay pron, like any other shonen mangaka's.

allude, and I never watched much of HxH, for which I am now glad.

Thanks. This shotacon creation of probably why so many western homo slop-eaters like to tag Yoshihiro Togashi as an "LGBTQ+ author" lmao. Creepy pederasts, violent obsessed faggots, alluding romance between male children and a positive tragic tranny child character to boot. Yikes.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Massive cope. They barely get developed, and the jap fandom even had a breakdown because the main dudes weren't fucking by the end of the manga. The female characters are always on the background, which is why faggot tensions are so apparent despite the beards the author hands out to gaslights doofuses like you.

That's because it's not a romance manga, of course it barley gets developed. And what about Toguro & Genkai? You can't say that tragic romance was underdeveloped.

To me the existence of a coomer tranny character is itself sus.

If they're villains it's fine, same with faggots. They're often supposed to be disgusting weirdos.

He is based in pederast art. His hardware is probably full of gay pron, like any other shonen mangaka's.

Except Akira Toriyama. Say it.

Thanks. This shotacon creation of probably why so many western homo slop-eaters like to tag Yoshihiro Togashi as an "LGBTQ+ author" lmao. Creepy pederasts, violent obsessed faggots, alluding romance between male children and a positive tragic tranny child character to boot. Yikes.

I'm going to pretend like I never heard this and continue not watching HxH.

 

[Something Awful]

Hetero no Ippo.

 

[YWNBAM]

That's because it's not a romance manga, of course it barley gets developed.

You could at least develop their friendship? Or just the female partner so she doesn't feel like a cardboard beard for mc who spent most of the manga brooding about men?

If they're villains it's fine, same with faggots.

It's tricky. There's this thin line where you can just feel the author uses the supposed bad guy homo to bait fujos into buying his shit. Funnily enough, because of this there are far more elements of a gay romance than straight one in this supposed "no romance" manga. Which leads to fujos infecting the fandom and meme about the story being just like their yaoi comics.

Except Akira Toriyama. Say it.

Mmmmmm, make me bish

We can start a faggy shonen battle where we overexplain our abilities and call each other's names longingly to settle this out.

 

[YWNBAM]

Hetero no Ippo.

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So this is the peak of male heterosexuality, huh....

 

[Brother Merry Christmas]

I think the issue in this conversation, is that sometime we might enjoy something that has bad stuff in it, but instead of admitting this to ourselves, we excuse the bad stuff, completely defending it. But when you recommend those anime to people, or defend them, you will never know if the other person will be able to ignore those bad stuff for the sake of what you considered good in it. And I think because of this, it is better to not recommend or defend those anime, and to accept that there is something morally wrong in them (be it the objective kind of morality, if you are religious, or the subjective kind, if you aren't). And by defending the stuff in it, you help in normalizing it.

Steins;gate absolutely normalize trans/crossdressing stuff. In a positive way. The character isn't just made fun of, far from it. He is called cute and other stuff.
For HxH, you have a pedophile, Hisoka, constantly sexualizing the 2 underage main characters almost every time he is on screen.

I don't know enough about Danganronpa, but I know that there is trans and crossdressing characters in it too.

There is a ton of anime without any of those things you can recommend to people, and if every anime you enjoy has this stuff in them, then you should question why that is. Don't expect others to be able to ignore those flaws just because you did. I'm not going to deny that Steins,gate or HxH doesn't have a ton of positive qualities to it, despite everything bad in them, but you can't lie to yourself about the bad stuff in them, or else you will end up lying to others.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You could at least develop their friendship? Or just the female partner so she doesn't feel like a cardboard beard for mc who spent most of the manga brooding about men?

Develop friendship? In a battle manga? Nigger what are you TALKING about.

It's tricky. There's this thin line where you can just feel the author uses the supposed bad guy homo to bait fujos into buying his shit. Funnily enough, because of this there are far more elements of a gay romance than straight one in this supposed "no romance" manga. Which leads to fujos infecting the fandom and meme about the story being just like their yaoi comics.

Definitely fair, it is tricky.

Mmmmmm, make me bish

We can start a faggy shonen battle where we overexplain our abilities and call each other's names longingly to settle this out.

*I hunch over into my battle position, arms stretched wide like a grappler*

This technique is a variation of one passed down through my family, but I was never taught it because I was deemed unworthy. I sought this dark technique for revenge, but I'll first test it on you!

*Black lightening shimmers around me*

It uses my negative energy to project 20x my strength into a single chakra point. Through perfect concentration it enters through the atmosphere and erases anything in a 4 meter radius.

I can only use it once every 9 full moons, I hope you appreciate this!

F U L L - B O R E M O R A T O R I U M O F T H E A B Y S S

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Akira
Battle of the Planets
Starblazers
Astroboy
Robotech
Speedracer

basically if it was on western TV in the 70s or 80s redubbed & your parents know it then it's safe.

 

[YWNBAM]

Develop friendship? In a battle manga? Nigger what are you TALKING about.

Nigger, that's a signature card of shonen genre. Never heard of the power of friendship or datte bayo?

F U L L - B O R E M O R A T O R I U M O F T H E A B Y S S

*The thick black cloud of smoke dissipates, revealing me, completely untouched. I straighten my meaty neck and feel my long blonde hair, burning with pure autistic energy, flutter in the wind.*

"What child's play," *I snicker, my lipstick-smeared lips curling into a nasty smirk.* "That might have worked on some weaklings before, but not on me!"

Flashback:

My dearest dark master — Thegayestmanalive-sama — taught me how to deflect negative energy with a shield of sheer autism within me. My heart beats with pure, platonic Japanese samurai pride whenever I see him! Alas, he is always thinking about @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) and how he wants to get his young, strong body for himself.

But I intend to make him realise that I exist!

*I flex my muscles and make the manliest sounds in the world as @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) tries to penetrate me with his fists again and again.*

"Mmm, you know how to hit hard. I like that." *I grin and say,* "But you and your beloved Akira-kun are finished."

*I thrust my perfectly manicured hands forward and teleport behind @SSj_Ness (Yiffed), a dirty trick. A couple of seconds, and I shall ram my secret weapon, "The thick spear of shonen villain faggottry" straight into his back.*

"DIIIIIE", ' I exclaim. "@SSj_Ness (Yiffed)-KUUUUN!"

Spoiler

And then I slip on a banana peel and die from sheer cringe, idk.

 

[卐卐卐]

Anime is made by and for pedophiles.

Holy based

 

[Gay Joker]

Nigger, that's a signature card of shonen genre. Never heard of the power of friendship or datte bayo?


*The thick black cloud of smoke dissipates, revealing me, completely untouched. I straighten my meaty neck and feel my long blonde hair, burning with pure autistic energy, flutter in the wind.*

"What child's play," *I snicker, my lipstick-smeared lips curling into a nasty smirk.* "That might have worked on some weaklings before, but not on me!"

Flashback:

My dearest dark master — Thegayestmanalive-sama — taught me how to deflect negative energy with a shield of sheer autism within me. My heart beats with pure, platonic Japanese samurai pride whenever I see him! Alas, he is always thinking about @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) and how he wants to get his young, strong body for himself.

But I intend to make him realise that I exist!

*I flex my muscles and make the manliest sounds in the world as @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) tries to penetrate me with his fists again and again.*

"Mmm, you know how to hit hard. I like that." *I grin and say,* "But you and your beloved Akira-kun are finished."

*I thrust my perfectly manicured hands forward and teleport behind @SSj_Ness (Yiffed), a dirty trick. A couple of seconds, and I shall ram my secret weapon, "The thick spear of shonen villain faggottry" straight into his back.*

"DIIIIIE", ' I exclaim. "@SSj_Ness (Yiffed)-KUUUUN!"

Spoiler

And then I slip on a banana peel and die from sheer cringe, idk.

*I stumple across both your corpses and unzip my pants*

 

[YWNBAM]

Akira
Battle of the Planets
Starblazers
Astroboy
Robotech
Speedracer

basically if it was on western TV in the 70s or 80s redubbed & your parents know it then it's safe.

Wow, an actually fully heterosexual anime list! Sir, I think you just won this thread

*I stumple across both your corpses and unzip my pants*

*Before you can do anything, you rot away alive, puking out blood and shitting yourself in the process. Turns out, a new toxic gas that only eliminates sissy bitchy homos, is oozing out of my dead body.*

 

[Gay Joker]

*Before you can do anything, you rot away alive, puking out blood and shitting yourself in the process. Turns out, a new toxic gas that only eliminates sissy bitchy homos, is oozing out of my dead body.*

*I quickly open my bottle of anti-sissy bitch homo killing gas pills and swallow one of them without any gag reflex at all. The vomiting and incontinence subsides and I resume taking off my pants.*

 

[YWNBAM]

*I quickly open my bottle of anti-sissy bitch homo killing gas pills and swallow one of them without any gag reflex at all. The vomiting and incontinence subsides and I resume taking off my pants.*

*You almost succeeded, but slipped on the same banana peel, breaking your skull and tiny dick in the process. Three bodies were later eaten by local flesh-eating kiwi birds.*

A perfect ending to a shonen battle, so much bloodshed and gay shit. We can make a whole franchise out of this!

 

[Pargon]

NGE. Whole series is about a dad who misses his wife because she’s dead and he can’t fuck her, and his son who misses his mother because she’s dead and he can’t fuck her. Doesn’t get any more hetero than that!

 

[Gay Joker]

*You almost succeeded, but slipped on the same banana peel, breaking your skull and tiny dick in the process. Three bodies were later eaten by local flesh-eating kiwi birds.*

*But THEN, from out of the sky appears a giant hand, which fires a lighting bolt at my corpse, bringing me back from the dead.* "Thanks, God!" *I say as I pull out my cock and rub it on @YWNBAM's decomposing face.*

 

[InvaderZim]

Yup yup MazingerGAWDS keep winning. The author has even spent the last two decades making endings to his new stuff where the MC and his love interest get married and start a family

 

[YWNBAM]

*But THEN, from out of the sky appears a giant hand, which fires a lighting bolt at my corpse, bringing me back from the dead.* "Thanks, God!" *I say as I pull out my cock and rub it on @YWNBAM's decomposing face.*

*You catch space gonorrhea and die within seconds. God decides you are too much of a stupid faggot to handle and disintegrates your sovl, erasing any chance at being resurrected again*

Stop butting in, ya coprophilic haggot. This purely platonic heterosexual shonen battle was between me and @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) only

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Fist of the North Star
Akira
Ninja Scroll
Vampire Hunter D
The Professional: Golgo-13
Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie
Wicked City