💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Vibralldo]

He's referring to the scene in Star Wars when they carve out the corpse of a dead tauntaun to keep the injured Luke Skywalker warm inside until they can get out of the snow.

It's one of those cop at Denny's kind of Chris-Chan random access humor "jokes" that only Nick thinks is funny.

He also most likely wants to literally murder Faran and cut out her insides because he's a violent psychopath

 

[Red Dye #5]

(That said, I really can't recall if Ralph was ever under any court order with regard to Nora to not mention her. You're gonna have to get a Ralph lore expert in here to answer that one).

Not that we know of. He doesn’t talk about her because he is still in love with her and he knows she was too good for him

 

[Penguin Soldier]

That's true, but Nora was.

For whatever reason, I have seen a fair number of people over time act as if Pantsu was Ralph's only wife, and are quick to point out he was never married to Faith. Rest assured, the plural "wives" is still accurate for Ralph. Nora seems to have been largely forgotten. Probably because it happened so long ago.

I'm aware, the joke is that none of Ralph's actual wife's are the ones that had court orders against him. Which is just gay semantics ala Nick. He doesn't bad mouth Nora because he genuinely loved her and regrets fucking up their marriage by cheating on her.

 

[Beavis]

Nearly 24 hours since the verdict and still no stream. No apology or clarification for the stream that didn’t happen. No indication of when he’ll be back or what trial he’ll cover next.

Guys I’m starting to think Nick doesn’t take his “job” very seriously at all!

Nick knows it’s over.

Viewers and subs keep falling. Superchats are falling. Kurt is the new king of lawtube panels.

Nick’s in the balldo bunker with the last 500 diehard fans and hate watchers.

 

[AnOminous]

Not that we know of. He doesn’t talk about her because he is still in love with her and he knows she was too good for him

It's one of those things where he KNOWS he is the one who fucked up. This makes him more of a human than Nick.

Someone could do a funny psychological analysis of these vids (esp Celeste) but I'm rather busy atm.

Is there a single picture of this Baba Yaga looking lunatic where she doesn't look completely batshit crazy?

 

[waffle]

He more or less joked about "losing his guns in a boating accident" years and years ago. I have no doubt he has an illegal piece or two. According to the bodycam footage witnesses, they did a pretty lazy job of searching and just got enough to get the bust. There was probably at least one gun somewhere buried under all the dust covered piles of filthy clothing in Nick's depraved Hoarders level shithole of a house.

Even if he didn't have one before it's not like it's hard to get an "off paper" gun that won't come back to you on an ATF trace without doing anything particularly suspicious. If Kayla has a good CCL it looks like she could legally go buy a parking lot gun to this day in MN.

Nick murdering anyone in a situation that isn't a crime of passion just seems unlikely and way too high effort and physical. If he was going to kill somebody in a calculated way thought I do think he would try and get "the help" to do it and justify it to him self as being better for alibi purposes.

 

[Captain Manning]

What the fuck does this faggot gibberish even mean? Carve insides? What? Like a jack-o'-lantern? It's not even Halloween yet? What is he trying to say? I need a faglish interpreter. Anyone speaks faggot here?

It's a le epic Star Wars reference to Luke Skywalker killing his alien horse so he could cut it open and sleep in it so he wouldn't freeze to death during a blizzard on the planet Hoth.

For like the three people here who have never seen The Empire Strikes Back (first of all... what the fuck is wrong with you?) here is the scene:

It happens at 1:20. There you go. He is calling Faran a Taun Taun. The white bipedal thing that is sliced open by Han so Luke won't freeze to death.

98% of readers here understood it

NERDS!


Just remember Nick, YOU made the reference.

 

[AnOminous]

Even if he didn't have one before it's not like it's hard to get an "off paper" gun that won't come back to you on an ATF trace without doing anything particularly suspicious. If Kayla has a good CCL it looks like she could legally go buy a parking lot gun to this day in MN.

I doubt Nick would have any problem with a gun show type transaction. It's possible a deferred adjudication like this wouldn't even show up on the NICS background check a gun shop does. I mean he'd have to commit perjury on the 4473 on at least the being a degenerate drug addicted piece of shit question as well as probably a couple others, but what's a little perjury when you're a child drugging subhuman?

 

[Penguin Soldier]

For like the three people here who have never seen The Empire Strikes Back (first of all... what the fuck is wrong with you?) here is the scene:

Don't let this fucker lie to you if you haven't seen them, don't waste your time. The original trilogy is trash and poorly written.

I was unfortunately subjected to watching them recently as part of a deal I had to honor. Save yourselves.

 

[woodedbag]

The words "Nanny" and "Chaney" aren't in the transcript. Most hits for "Nick" are about Nickleback. "Child" just turns up Aaron commenting on a news story about a babysitter beating children. He comes to the shocking conclusion that beating children is bad.

What is Nick even talking about? Do you need to have holes in the brain to see the connection?

Are you telling me aaron never even mentioned nick's nanny in this stream and nick just lost his shit on twitter again for nothing? Please god tell me youre mistaken idk if I can handle yet another win for the toe

 

[Melty Butter]

Lol - I have serious real life things to do today but ran across this while revisiting Bob.


(Celeste was very upset when Prince died.)

 

[Chazzed Up]

(That said, I really can't recall if Ralph was ever under any court order with regard to Nora to not mention her. You're gonna have to get a Ralph lore expert in here to answer that one).

I doubt he was, from what I know. I don't think they parted on openly hostile terms and Ralph seemed largely to actually pine for her afterward. Been catching up on the old Ralph lore and in one video where Faith is present, Ralph seems to openly be saying he still 'loves' Nora. I say that in quotes but the impression I got from the way Ralph talked about her was that he actually did love her as much as someone like him could love another person. On the few occasions I recall Ralph mentioning her after the separation, he always talks about her in fairly genuine terms of having liked her sense of humor and felt that she was smart. Just sort of stuck out in my memory since it's very different than how he talks about Faith and Pantsu as dumb objects.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

I doubt he was, from what I know. I don't think they parted on openly hostile terms and Ralph seemed largely to actually pine for her afterward. Been catching up on the old Ralph lore and in one video where Faith is present, Ralph seems to openly be saying he still 'loves' Nora. I say that in quotes but the impression I got from the way Ralph talked about her was that he actually did love her as much as someone like him could love another person. On the few occasions I recall Ralph mentioning her after the separation, he always talks about her in fairly genuine terms of having liked her sense of humor and felt that she was smart. Just sort of stuck out in my memory since it's very different than how he talks about Faith and Pantsu as dumb objects.

Hearing Ralph talk about Nora vs Nick talk about Kayla is night and day.

 

[Captain Manning]

Don't let this fucker lie to you if you haven't seen them, don't waste your time. The original trilogy is trash and poorly written.

I was unfortunately subjected to watching them recently as part of a deal I had to honor. Save yourselves.

Man, if you feel that way about the original trilogy, and you've watched nothing else Star Wars, for God's sake, stop now. It gets WAY worse.

Hearing Ralph talk about Nora vs Nick talk about Kayla is night and day.

Nick treats April more like Ralph treats Nora.

Unless and until she turns on him.

 

[Oxyjen]

On the few occasions I recall Ralph mentioning her after the separation, he always talks about her in fairly genuine terms of having liked her sense of humor and felt that she was smart. Just sort of stuck out in my memory since it's very different than how he talks about Faith and Pantsu as dumb objects.

It’s well before my time and I’ve never seen or heard Nora but from what I’ve gathered, she is a British lady of Indian extraction, Null thinks highly of her, and Ralph still misses her.

Frankly this just leads to more questions.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Man, if you feel that way about the original trilogy, and you've watched nothing else Star Wars, for God's sake, stop now. It gets WAY worse.

I enjoyed the first season of Mando and found the prequels to be more entertaining because I knew not to take them seriously. The original trilogy just feels so poorly paced and disjointed imo. The text scroll at the start of each movie is incredibly lazy and if A New Hope was shot in modern times and came out today I think it would flop.

Nick treats April more like Ralph treats Nora.
Unless and until she turns on him.

I can 100% see that, I just don't understand why? Nora by all account was intelligent, quick witted, loyal and generally a great partner. So it's very clear to see why Ralph regrets it. April was a literal coke whore and her primary value was her body. Why Nick would twist himself into knots over someone so tepid is a mystery.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

We hear a lot more of Celeste's voice in these vids. Girl likes to party:
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Bob filming while his sanpaku eyed bog witch seduces a boomer in their geriatric polycule, just says it all. That guy definitely fucked Nick's mom and Bob probably held her hand.

 

[Captain Manning]

Celeste was very upset when Prince died.

That's understandable given Prince is from Minnesota, and very little else good ever seems to come out of Minnesota.

Spoiler: A gallery of good things from MN

...and, that's about it.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

Small question regarding Nick placing the house, and I assume also a substantial amount of money, into a trust for the kids.
I suspect Nick did this in hopes Monograph would not get any of it if Nick lost the trial. But as I understand it, as it was set up after the lawsuit was initiated this would not be the case and Monograph could be awarded it. Did Nick screw himself over by doing this as it is now his kids house, and money, and Nick can't touch it, and ultimately Monograph could be awarded it in the end?

 

[Long Time Caller]

Lol - I have serious real life things to do today but ran across this while revisiting Bob.
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(Celeste was very upset when Prince died.)

Clearwater? Are they Scientologists now?