💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Godmode]

But Denims told me it's impossible that he remembers that?


Oh, shut the fuck up Anisa. "In the west." Fuck off. So in places where a family could actually afford to feed more than 2 kids without sending them off to work in a sweatshop, they shouldn't do it? Doesn't this dipshit have 3 siblings?

But it's fine for African niggers to shit out infinity kids like human fucking xerox machines. Then the same retards argue for open borders to bring the niggers here.

 

[Journoscum]

So they really did need to move to Canada NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW. Your problem now, leafs

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

So they really did need to move to Canada NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW. Your problem now, leafs

Foodie Beauty just repatriated to Canada this month, too. Canada has become a prominent haven for retards who must parasite to survive.

 

[Zilch]

Anus explicitly transferred sole ownership of the house to Ian's name only. What did she mean by this?
maybe some kind of immigration related bullshit?
Edit: this also implies that they have separate finances. To what degree I can't say.

If it was acquired after they were married, it wouldn't matter whose name it's in.
They'd still have to split all assets

Okay, new headcanon unlocked.
Ian is now desperately trying to fight back against Anisa by making her repeatedly think about the one thing she fears most: Having children with him.

Or that was the deal for him to agree to moving to Canada, which he clearly hates.
I shudder to think.

Anisa, don't get pregnant. Think of the stretchmarks, the sleepless nights, having to care for another human being 24/7.
And horror above all horrors, passing on Ian's DNA.

On the plus side, antidepressants increase the chances of miscarriage. So hopefully if she does get pregnant, it doesn’t take and she's too traumatized to try again.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

inb4 Aninsia now says they fled to Canada due to "muh fear for muh life fr fr no cap. Sam Hyde is after us fr fr"

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Maybe if they stopped buying shitty tattoos they could afford rent.

You may as well ask them to stop getting boxing training or hairdresser appointments. How is Anissa supposed to goon to other men in front of Ian?!

 

[stupid frog]

KIWI SLUMBER PARTY

It's not like Ian locks the doors.

 

[soulgains]

So Ian thirsts after Asian onlyfans whores and only watches movie reviews made by children? I wont say anything definitive, at the moment, but the picture thats coming together is not good.

 

[Exterminatus]

So wait, they fled the country to avoid potential financial liabilities for the CC fraud?

Weird gambit given that the US and Canada have extradition treaties with each other, assuming it became a big legal thing. Would be funny seeing them drug back across the border though by feds.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Asian onlyfans whores

I swear to God I've been following the Johmas as hard as I can these past few weeks, but I missed this part and can't find a name in the thread. Who is this chick Ian wishes Anus was?

 

[TenMilesWide]

I swear to God I've been following the Johmas as hard as I can these past few weeks, but I missed this part and can't find a name in the thread. Who is this chick Ian wishes Anus was?

See here:

Why is Ian horny following suddenly? lol. This wasn’t there a few days ago.

Wyświetl załącznik 7521124
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.. and she’s following back!

Wyświetl załącznik 7521126

Isn’t Ian actually into Asian and Indian women but he settled for honkie ass Anisa? Anisa also stated that he loves huge boobs… well, bingo on this gal, she’s got some natural honkers. She’s a playboy model.

Anus you better do something she’s way prettier than you and she’s actually a POC with naturally huge boobs!!!!! Her boobs have never looked like infected basketballs and she doesn’t use filters!!

Edit: I think Anisa should collaborate with this woman on a stream so we can see how ugly anus is next to an attractive woman her low T husband is following to goon to. Anisa, this is your only chance at a streaming comeback, there has to be some eye candy if there’s going to be no substance. Who knows, this girl may actually be interesting?

Maybe if Ian is allowed in the room we’ll see a flicker of some life as he is finally around someone he’s attracted to and would be nice to him and he’ll start making good content again. Just kidding. He’d just get red faced from insecurity and retreat.

 

[stupid frog]

I swear to God I've been following the Johmas as hard as I can these past few weeks, but I missed this part and can't find a name in the thread. Who is this chick Ian wishes Anus was?

He's following some Playboy model(?) on Instagram.

The basement they're in must be the new property. Shit clock's ticking, Ian.

 

[ackack99]

He's following some Playboy model(?) on Instagram.

The basement they're in must be the new property. Shit clock's ticking, Ian.

shes probably just one of Anisa's le sex worker friends. Ian's too much of a pussy to cheat or ever leave Anisa in pursuit of another woman. he is property of Anisa, forever.

 

[King George III]

They're
A. Back in Canada
and
B. Suddenly "child experts"
Prediction: Anisa is going to get pregnant, and then divorce-rape the dirty crapped briefs to the fullest extent of Canuckistan law.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

So wait, they fled the country to avoid potential financial liabilities for the CC fraud?

I know it’s the most boring outcome, but I’m pretty sure it’s just Anisa having a BPD episode.

Anisa is not complex. Remember when she shaved her head because of a slight inconvenience. I’m pretty sure this is just another case of that. BPD bitches, when shit goes wrong immediately want to essentially run or change something drastically in order to fix it or undo the un comfort they feel currently or regain control.

I’m pretty sure they feel like their whole world‘s collapsing and her gut reaction is to essentially go back to mommy and daddy since she has made iDubbz essentially a child who I’m sure has not been helpful at all.

 

[stupid frog]

shes probably just one of Anisa's le sex worker friends. Ian's too much of a pussy to cheat or ever leave Anisa in pursuit of another woman. he is property of Anisa, forever.

She's not friends with Anisa?

I want Ian to cry in the Canadian winter.

 

[stupid frog]

Catching strays in the comments of the new MDE preview:

 

[soulgains]

I really don't wanna think about the possibility of Idubbbz being a pedophile, but him mentioning that he only watches 14/15 year olds when it comes to movie reviews, on top of him snubbing his boxing coaches wife who was campaigning for legislation to end child marriage in Washington, makes me question if he isn't sexless. What if he only appears that way because hes actually a pedophile? That would explain why Anisa has his balls in a vice, and would fit neatly with his emotionally stunted personality, common among child predators. The more and more I think about it, the more likely it becomes in my mind that he might actually have some kind of inclination towards physically harming children.

With all the new context that we've gotten, this video Ian uploaded about the topic of rape (of all things), puts Ian's statements in a new, horrifying light. When I first saw this video I thought it was funny, and I thought Ian was just being witty/satirical, but in retrospect it just seems like Ian was justifying rape.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

inb4 Aninsia now says they fled to Canada due to "muh fear for muh life fr fr no cap. Sam Hyde is after us fr fr"

The CANADIAN BACON MAN

 

[Lady Rhea]

The best part about Ian thirst following on instagram is that Anus knows she's not allowed to have any issues with it but won't be able to stop her seething insecure mind. She's brain raped herself and her husband into valuing respecting e-whores more than valuing their relationship (with each other or even "friends") so now all she can do is bottle it up and wonder what she has to change about herself next to make the pain go away.
"My grandma's aunt's butler was actually korean and we totally think she had an affair and I'm 8% asian guys"