💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Vibralldo]

Because they buried the bodycam for him. This is literally crazy asf, hole in brain logic. Commom Sense never to return narc junkie logic HE really believes this.

Nick has no logic other than just doing whatever gives him a dopamine hit in the moment

The cops are evil and bad when they raid Nick's hoarder house and rescue his kids, but they're good when he can tattle to them about Aaron

Nick doesn't want to retraumatize Kayla but he's more than willing to continue to bring up that Aaron showed Geno her tits by pushing her to file criminal charges and a potential future lawsuit about it

All court proceedings should be public, except Nick's

Benefitting off Internet drama is fine, until it's Nick's drama

Nick values his and his family's privacy, especially the kids, which is why he'll never show the bodycam footage, but he'll suddenly start showing his daughter's face on camera once he's accused of being a bad father and show photos from "the same day as the bodycam footage" (allegedly)

 

[unironicjudiaism]

He'll need

I think he will go on again but it'll be a nothingburger. Despite KF and Diddy casino mocking him, he's maintained that both are funny and he has no problem with it.
Which is pretty bizarre because the STMS snark Reddit made him out to be worse than Adolf Hitler.

He is what meme copium calls him:

The shiniest turd in the polycule bowl. Hes the least worst but he could have stepped in more for.the fucking kids great you opened a can of preservatives to feed them but could convince them to shower or change shit you claim you cleaned you could have tossed in their laundry. They probably had ringworm.

But he did the right thing from the standpoint he got out and preserved his own children and that relationship and never let the polycule poison them.

If he went on any show that trashed him he might pull neck and neck with nick for cuck of the year as he is inviting the repetitive beatings.

 

[chalkyresidue]

The biggest one on that list is "TheBubbaArmy" with 126k subscribers, yet his streams get below 300 viewership on average. I think he either bought those subscribers or bought the channel.

Bubba the Love Sponge had fifteen minutes of national fame a decade ago when he leaked the Hulk Hogan sex tape…. which incidentally showed Hulkamania running wild on Bubba’s own wife. According to Wikipedia, “At the end of the video, Clem can be heard telling Heather, "If we ever need to retire, here is our ticket".”

Cucks from the top to the bottom here.

 

[oh no im late for school]

kurt's got 4k viewers, five guests (six, runkle just appeared) including fucking turtleboy, and attractive women in his chat telling him he's looking good today

meanwhile nick has erectile disfunction

 

[SigmaBalls]

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kurt's got 4k viewers, five guests (six, runkle just appeared) including fucking turtleboy, and attractive women in his chat telling him he's looking good today

meanwhile nick has erectile disfunction

Notice how Kurt isn't keeping that 4k viewers by showing off videos of people he doesn't like, or having a peen counter, or hell, saying ANYTHING AT ALL. He's letting these people talk amongst themselves for the most part, and they're having a ball, laughing and cutting gags. Genuinely entertaining!
Nick will never have this again. Ever. Rejoice in that lol.

 

[Vibralldo]

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kurt's got 4k viewers, five guests (six, runkle just appeared) including fucking turtleboy, and attractive women in his chat telling him he's looking good today

meanwhile nick has erectile disfunction

Nick's probably stopped day streaming because he lost the battle against Kurt and knows he'll likely get less than half, potentially less than a quarter of Kurt's

Absolutely mogged by the hat man

 

[AltisticRight]

The shiniest turd in the polycule bowl. Hes the least worst but he could have stepped in more for.the fucking kids great you opened a can of preservatives to feed them but could convince them to shower or change shit you claim you cleaned you could have tossed in their laundry. They probably had ringworm.

He has those social cues from being an ex-radio host. Not enough to not go after some woman or allegedly abuse his spouse but enough of it to stay out of the Qover.
Which, isn't an accomplishment. The trio were literally three druggies, two whores, and one vegetable. You can put a potato in the room and it'll have more social awareness.

kurt's got 4k viewers, five guests (six, runkle just appeared) including fucking turtleboy, and attractive women in his chat telling him he's looking good today

Good for him. Kurt is a weirdo that's awkward but he's been on a roll lately doing his own thing. Ignoring the seething petulant skeleton faggot was the right decision.
This skeleton would threaten mass flagging if ElissaClips didn't remove his worthless paid LOCALS stream clips yet he's taking paid cooking slop content from Kurt on the daily. How pathetic.
I wish Kurt success. Hopefully he's smart enough to not involve himself with parasocial wine mums.

Bubba the Love Sponge had fifteen minutes of national fame a decade ago when he leaked the Hulk Hogan sex tape…. which incidentally showed Hulkamania running wild on Bubba’s own wife. According to Wikipedia, “At the end of the video, Clem can be heard telling Heather, "If we ever need to retire, here is our ticket".”

Hulk who?
The only Hulk Hogan I know is resident Jack Scalfatty enjoyer Hollywood Hulk Hogan. The other must be fake and gay, just like wrasslin. It's faker and gayer than nip chinkatoons.

 

[not william stenchever]

Absolutely mogged by the hat man

Maybe Nick should start abusing Benadryl next.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick seems to want Aaron to think he reported him to the authorities:



Link / archive (gracias, @Captain Manning)

 

[Not your Buddy Holly]

Nick seems to want Aaron to think he reported him to the authorities:

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Link / archive TK

He really is becoming the northern Ralph. "Arrest heem, arrest heem!" while taking every pill or drug that can go into his body without pissing hot.

 

[Captain Manning]

Skelly has over 400k subscribers, he does literally have more subscribers than the rest of these nobodies combined.

Your chart made me laugh. "Who Are These Pedos?" I needed that this morning. Thank you.

Nick seems to want Aaron to think he reported him to the authorities:

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Who is to say he didn't?

Or strongarm Kayla into doing it, since she is the nominal "victim" in this case?

I get Aaron has a lot of alogs, but I think the reports they would take the most serious would be local. Meaning Nick. That's where everybody's mind instantly went, and for good reason.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Who is to say he didn't?

I wasn’t suggesting it was unlikely. But I think it’s more noteworthy that Nick wants Aaron to think it was him. Because Nick is a faggot.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

A pony car is an economical compact coupe with rear wheel drive four seaters. These are mustangs, Camaros, and challengers.

To expand on this a bit, modern “pony” cars are really just muscle cars. Modern, tasteless, consumerist American sensibilities (fits Nick to a tee) demand that cars be bigger, louder, more noticeable, more expensive and the thought of buying a normal looking car with a huge engine is now ridiculous.

Look at a late 80’s Fox-platform Mustang. It just looks like a normal car from the day. The 1994 redesign was intentionally sporty and a break from the norm, and the 2005 redesign is basically the modern day “LOOK AT ME AND HOW HUGE MY DICK MUST BE” version Nick owns. I can’t really think of a car that screams nouveau rich more than the GT500 Rustang.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I wasn’t suggesting it was unlikely. But I think it’s more noteworthy that Nick wants Aaron to think it was him. Because Nick is a faggot.

I really dont understand what Nick gets out of being such a queer. This is reddit tumblr tier degenerate alogging.

 

[Swole McPole]

He's probably talking from the perspective of being a chef cooking at a restaurant which yeah, it'll be a waste of time. The priority there is to get the food out.

Sure. And particularly so when what you're cooking is heavily sauced or spiced anyway. But my wife cooks like that. She never does anything properly. Everything is always about the fastest/easiest way to do it while she multi-tasks. But even when her food is edible, it rarely gives me any pleasure. Often, I find it inedible. Cooking is like a lot of crafts insofar as the care that you take over the small matters might not make a huge difference individually, but the effect is cumulative.

Nick should be a flooring contractor. "you're on probation, huffing nitrous and fighting with some guy that fucked your wife? Just another day on the job site."

 

[Captain Manning]

I'll reiterate if Aaron spends any time in prison for taking a picture of Nick's slatternly wife, which she posed for, and then sending it to Geno; whereas Nick gets just a slap on the wrist for neglecting his children and getting caught with 28 grams of cocaine, then Minnesota's criminal justice system has its priorities all fucked up.

Yeah, you can argue Aaron is a dumbass all you want... and he is... but come on.

I really dont understand what Nick gets out of being such a queer. This is reddit tumblr tier degenerate alogging.

What is there to get?

He hates Aaron because Aaron rejected him, and he managed to out of the polycule before the po-po brought the roof down.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I really dont understand what Nick gets out of being such a queer.

Being a seething faggot is its own reward to someone as profoundly broken as Rekieta. He’ll do literally anything to prolong his relationship with Aaron.

 

[Vibralldo]

I really dont understand what Nick gets out of being such a queer. This is reddit tumblr tier degenerate alogging.

Nick's a ragetwig fully driven by dopamine and immediate gratification now.

All he can do is impotently seethe at those he thinks wronged him.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

All he had to do is lay low and maybe do some trial streams instead he can’t help himself act like a sperg and repeatedly turn things into a crusade of retardness. Carry on Balldo man. May the rage twink never stop!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick, are you a womanly faggot?
Yes.


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