💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Vibralldo]

Grown ass man waking up early in the morning to hiss in random people’s stream with a bowl of ice cream.

Implying Nick sleeps

Why would they say something that's so obvious and demonstrably not true? We can all see his nose, it is not fine.

It's to convince themselves as much as Nick

 

[Something Awful]

Only fags like Pat Tomlinson and Nick think an automatic Mustang is aspirational.

Patrick drives manual, and he wisely let his daughter be raised by others as opposed to making her live in a crack house. Strange to say it, but he's definitely a better man than Nick.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

0:05

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Who the fuck eats ice cream when they wake up in the morning?

I thought cereals were bad for you... that's another level. Just inhale sugar, Nick. That's what you really want to do.

He's FAT

 

[SigmaBalls]

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Who the fuck eats ice cream when they wake up in the morning?

I thought cereals were bad for you... that's another level. Just inhale sugar, Nick. That's what you really want to do.

He's FAT

HE'S OVERWEIGHT!
HE HAS A GOBLIN BODY!
HE HAS A POT BELLY!
HE'S A GAY POTBELLIED GOBLIN FUCK!

 

[Melty Butter]

are there any real viewers left? Or only hatewatchers remain?

It makes no goddamned sense why anybody clings to him now. None whatsoever.

In Nick's case, its all weird incel rednecks or weirdos or wine moms who picked Nick as their streamer of choice

It's really only a small portion of his audience who are true supporters now. I'd estimate in a stream with 900 viewers it breaks down roughly like this.

• 1/4 are die-hard retarded cultists like TUGSIMP and Grifty who will die on the hill for Nick.
• 1/4 don't know the lore and/or don't care; they're MAGA, Second Amendment political spergers, or Dabbleverse dummies.
• 1/4 are the old guard who have long since lost patience with him but come back for the community. Say what you will about Nick, but that community was tight. Many friendships, and at least one marriage, came out of it. They can't look away from the train wreck. They actively laugh at him in the chat with each other.
• 1/4 are hate watchers.

Remember that Nick's audience always made fun of him. It was part of the charm of his old streams. It 'hits different' now because even his fans actively call him out on the lies.

 

[break these cuffs]

Who the fuck eats ice cream when they wake up in the morning?

Children without parental supervision and college kids who do whatever they want because they're adults now.

 

[Sneed Force One]

The true moneyshot today or tomorrow is Nick reacting to the Karen Read verdict alone, no cohosts, barely summoning the effort to care.

 

[Beavis]

Nick probably has more subs than everyone on Supertips combined but can't even reach top 5 on donos

No wonder he dropped the show interruption amount to $5. He’s a few months away from pulling a Ralph and letting $1 donos stop the show.

 

[woodedbag]

IceCreamSoGood.mp4

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kayla probably requested ice cream. its most likely only common housewife benzos, but to me she exhibits every sign of an opiate addict as well (they love ice cream, especially when they first wake up and don't have access to a quick hit to level off, helps with the immediate withdrawal).

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

No wonder he dropped the show interruption amount to $5. He’s a few months away from pulling a Ralph and letting $1 donos stop the show.

And he still won't stop showing the fucking Kurt videos over and over, that's probably 90% of the reason people are stopping watching, and donating less.

 

[urr13 account]

Who the fuck eats ice cream when they wake up in the morning?

He just wants everyone to know how whimsical and care-free his life is.

 

[Vibralldo]

And he still won't stop showing the fucking Kurt videos over and over, that's probably 90% of the reason people are stopping watching, and donating less.

The irony is that Nick's attempts to humiliate Kurt, destroy his reputation, and bait him into a lawsuit have only destroyed Nick's engagement while Kurt's doing better than ever.

What I'm saying is I think he should show the pizza casserole video on stream even more. I'm sure it'll work eventually.

 

[AltisticRight]

Grown ass man waking up early in the morning to hiss in random people’s stream with a bowl of ice cream.

Well, he said ice.
Methamphetamine.

 

[Vibralldo]

Well, he said ice.
Methamphetamine.

Eating it

Piggy Nick is so fat he doesn't even smoke it like a normal druggie

 

[Beavis]

And he still won't stop showing the fucking Kurt videos over and over, that's probably 90% of the reason people are stopping watching, and donating less.

Nick is boring and has nothing interesting to say. His show is now just him bitching about people that have “wronged” him. No wonder people are tuning out.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Her mom looks like a fucking troon.

In the thumb nail I thought it was a troon... Till she got up. Seen her mom before, but can't unsee the horror that is.. Tammy Baker makeup hour.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick "Alleged Child Chokeslammer and Wife Head Gasher" Rekeita accusing Aaron of abuse, implying he witnessed it himself

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1935232356249456686

https://archive.is/qLRXV

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick eating ice cream as soon as he comes to from his morning stupor? Early onset dementia? Alzheimer's?

Nick "Ridin with Biden" Cokeita

 

[urr13 account]

Nick "Alleged Child Chokeslammer and Wife Head Gasher" Rekeita accusing Aaron of abuse, implying he witnessed it himself

Nick is 100% behind the scenes trying to convince April to file (false) assault charges against Aaron and offering to say he witnessed it, this is despite April stating on numerous occasions that Aaron did not abuse her in any way.