💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Unintelligence Score]

I would replace Phil with king cobra

King Cobra would not tolerate these sickos.

 

[LiquidKid]

Of course this faggot doesn't know how to drive stick. Just look at him and his pathetic dork of a father. Who would have taught him? Par for the course in this lineage of genetic defects. Another Rekieta failure.

Shit like this angers me because he lives in bumfuck nowhere Minnesota, a place where you can actually use a car without having to constantly downshift due to traffic.
People here in California pretty much have to buy automatic because you stop every couple of feet and you end up wearing down your transmission too quickly

 

[Bepis]

What car actually would be gay enough for Nick? (Leaving aside custom mods like replacing the gear shifter with a dildo)

The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, maybe.

 

[Vibralldo]

What car actually would be gay enough for Nick? (Leaving aside custom mods like replacing the gear shifter with a dildo)

That one Mr. Garrison invented in South Park where you have to get fucked in the ass, suck a cock, and jerk 2 cocks off to use might come close.

 

[LiquidKid]

What car actually would be gay enough for Nick? (Leaving aside custom mods like replacing the gear shifter with a dildo)

The Dodge La Femme.
A car so feminine it actually came with a matching purse.

 

[Soapmore]

That faggot went to the trouble of getting a Shelby…and got an automatic? So not only is he driving a bitch made pony car, he’s driving the even bitchier version of it. What, are his legs too weak to engage a clutch?

1. Nick probably can't drive stick. 2. Driving stick interferes with frequenting your nose with a bullet of cocaine.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

His car was listed at $99,999. Far cheaper than the higher end Porsches and Corvettes, but For roughly the same price he could have gotten a base model GT-R Skyline which would have been better in literally every category

You've got some car knowledge, could you enlighten us on other makes/models Nick could have better spent his money on?
I feel like there were lots of decent mid-sized cars in the 2010s-2020s that could have pumped up his ego but actually retained some usability or value.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Autistic as fuck, but not incorrect.

I don't see how that post is autistic at all but IDK man.

I think noticing allegories in pop culture is a pretty normal/basic thing and as long as you aren't forcing them into everything or using them when they don't have any real meaning (IE: Trump is X villain from Y product) idk how it would really be a problem.

He bought a car, and let's not forget, he crashed it literally driving on the way home, that emphasizes his homosexuality, because no real man would even buy that piece of shit in the first place. And when this faggot did, he was too gay even to drive it home. He literally crashed it on the way home.

Driving and wrecking overpriced cars while under the influence is the exact kind of thing I'd expect from a trust fund baby. That alongside all the times he's said "drugs are cool! I wish I could still use them!" tell me he has the emotional maturity of a 12 year old boy. Except even a 12 year old could tell you that doing drugs is pathetic and makes you retarded.

Using mommy and daddy's money to buy expensive toys you can't even take care of doesn't make you look cool. It makes you look like you're deeply ashamed of how small and limp your dick is.

 

[AnOminous]

Using mommy and daddy's money to buy expensive toys you can't even take care of doesn't make you look cool. It makes you look like you're deeply ashamed of how small and limp your dick is.

His smugness makes me want to see his face beaten to a bloody pulp. How dare this faggot even show his face after abusing his kids, snorting coke every day, being a fucking CUCK, just being vermin without penalty. This motherfucker needs a beating.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

It’s a crappy muscle car that’s not even a muscle car that he bought for over sticker price.

He could’ve bought a used Porsche or Audi from a dead rich guys estate. If you buy a sportscar it’s literally a flex. Classic cars are an even bigger flex. Muscle cars can be cool if you are a gear head. A Corvette would’ve been better.

I used to have a 2015 mustang GT 6 speed. It was a fun phase to get it out of my system. The only people who would talk to me about it was old guys at gas stations that had one in the 80's or underage girls in drivethru's. Ford cheaped out and put a piece of shit chinese-made getrag MT82 transmission in it and it sucked total ass.

I miss the handling, though. With a strut tower brace I was taking off-ramps and on-ramps at retard speeds.

But it was also 1/3rd the price of Rekieta's. Literally, it was like $29k new with employee discount.

It was my first Ford and prob my last Ford ever.

You've got some car knowledge, could you enlighten us on other makes/models Nick could have better spent his money on?
I feel like there were lots of decent mid-sized cars in the 2010s-2020s that could have pumped up his ego but actually retained some usability or value.

I'm double posting because adding quotes in a post edit is a massive pain in the dick.

The problem with rekieta's mustang is that it's a sub-$30k car that Ford slapped a supercharger and some other bits onto and listed it for $70-ishK. Then, because Rekieta is a mouth breathing retard, he paid over $20k dealer markup (pure dealer profit they charge retards on high-demand vehicles).

For $100k he could have got any number of Audi, BMW, Mercedes, Cadillac, Lexus, Infiniti, Acura, etc. etc.

He bought a purpose-built track car as a married man with 5 kids. I had a mustang, the back seats were fucking useless if you were older than 6. At *most* he can carry 4 people in it if he hates 2 of the smallest kids enough to shove in the back, there isn't a seat in between them it's just a giant padded bolster IIRC. But realistically it's just him and a passenger. It also has summer-only tires on it, as he found out the hard way when he wrecked it in a ditch on the way back from the dealer in the winter. So he can only drive it like 5 months out of the year at most.

If he wanted to stay domestic he could have got a Cadillac CTS-V which is a luxury sedan that can actually fit people and still be way quicker than anything he'd ever need and have like $30k left over, if not more.

 

[Melty Butter]

What fresh hell is this? I'm half way through and will recap in edits. It's very entertaining. Yelling match bw Geno and Ethan Ralph about April.

Edit with a recap:
- Geno calls out Ethan Ralph for not acknowledging that Nick is a piece of shit.
- Ethan copes about Aaron supposedly reporting.. Geno yells a lot.
- Geno laughs at April for inventing abuse claims and lying to Keanu about it to get her on side.
- Ethan spent 2-3 hours with the Rekietas.
- Geno claims that Nick took April's Internet access (details unclear) when she was AprilLaw
- Geno calls out the swinging. Asks Ethan to just ADMIT IT. Yells a lot.
- Geno thinks Kayla fucked Aaron to please Nick.
- Ethan thinks it was because Nick was terrified that Kayla would divorce him.
- Geno calls out Kayla for posing for the RP pic, and BEING COMPLICIT.
- Geno got a text from "April" who he believes was NICK.

 

[Vibralldo]

What fresh hell is this? I'm half way through and will recap in edits. It's very entertaining. Yelling match bw Geno and Ethan Ralph about April.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xM8w_pq1G9E

Crazy that Geno looks more unhinged and retarded than Ralph of all people

 

[Particle Bored]

This clip just came across my feed. Jay Leno has some advice for Nick.

0:09

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm sure the fellowship would love to be led by a cuck in pink shorts who snorts so much Adderall and huffs so much nitrous his body looks like a Russian flag.

Red, blue on white, the Russian flag.
That's so funny, how did you come up with it???

Cocaine - Vasoconstricter
Alcohol - varies upon use, but heavy use is linked to vasoconstriction

He's exploring uncharted territories of polysubstance abuse. Mixing booze with cocaine creates cocaethylene which no doubt he tested positive for. It's highly toxic and bad for all the vital organs, but what's wrong with a little fun?
Cocaine is a stimulant, an upper. (+)
Alcohol is a depressant, a downer. (-)
you see, a positive number plus the same negative number equals zero! They cancel each other out. I can do both and it'll have no long lasting effects. It'll be as if I did none of it!
You'll be surprised at how many druggie alcoholics actually believe this.

Oh ffs. Can you be any more attention-seeking, Rackets? You're embarrassing yourself.
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Sorry Skelly she's not joining your gross polycue.
I hope she fires back at him by calling him a cuck that dosed his children.

 

[stupid frog]

"This is Josh and Kiwi Farms losing. And the memorandum that follows will show why they'll continue to lose."

Yes, we always lose.

Until we win.

You think you're better than Josh, Nick. But you're not. You're really not. You're not even better than John, or all the others you despise.
You're nothing without mommy & daddy. You should be thankful you'll probably pass before they do.

 

[deerbeer]

Also, for the sake of the thread, I did a search on his vin 1FA6P8SJ6N5503574

Imagine buying an automatic sports car.

 

[Fapcop]

What car actually would be gay enough for Nick? (Leaving aside custom mods like replacing the gear shifter with a dildo)

That gay ass pink shorts and tie outfit would go splendidly with a 2010 WV Beetle with a balldo in the flower vase.

“Hey ho! Hey ho! Here’s wacky, FUNNY Nick Rekieta to crank your gears!”

 

[AnOminous]

Only one title record, which is back when he bought it. Meaning he either still has it, or he sold it to someone under the table and they haven’t put it in their name yet(unlikely.) so he still has the bitch mobile

Imagine even having such a gay car, an artifact advertising homosexuality, because no heterosexual man would own such a car.

 

[LiquidKid]

You've got some car knowledge, could you enlighten us on other makes/models Nick could have better spent his money on?
I feel like there were lots of decent mid-sized cars in the 2010s-2020s that could have pumped up his ego but actually retained some usability or value.

I can, but the problem with that is Nick himself.
I remember when he was buying the car, he kept saying he wanted a corvette 70th anniversary edition. Then he couldn’t wait and got the Shelby. Nick would not have “settled” for anything but a new car. And while there is appeal to a new car, the truth is that cars mechanics haven’t really progressed passed the mid 1990’s, and a properly maintained car from the 90’s is just as good if not better than a brand new car today, you can even retro fit them with a digital dash and apple/android car play if you want. People assume old means it’ll be worse or it’ll die. But if it’s maintained, your car will last longer than your grandchildren. Case in point, there are 100+ year old Model T’s still in fully working condition.

For instance, the 1990 Corvette ZR-1 is easily the best model corvette ever produced, has 405 horsepower and can do 0-60 in 4 seconds. That’s still impressive even today and it has literally none of the bullshit bloat that the 70th anniversary edition he wanted has. And on the high end they sell for about $60k.

Just look at them side by side





But that’s Nick wanted what he assumed was the “latest and greatest” because he desperately wanted to flaunt wealth rather than get a quality car(any corvette after 2004 is basically garbage by comparison).
But Nick would have never listened to anyone.


Since you asked, I’ll list just a few from the era you specified. Every single car you’ll see below is faster, stronger, more popular, more eye catching, cheaper(but retains value far better), and more fun to drive than Nick’s car. Any one of these would show wealth and make you look cool, without being douchey or a waste of money since they earn their price tag by being genuinely excellent vehicles.:


The afore mentioned GT-R has always been an excellent vehicle that retains value, drives beautifully, and the 2010 model would have been a perfect mix of cheaper but stronger than his piece of crap. Price of a 2010 GT-R? About $60k.
On top of that, just owning a GT-R is a status symbol among car guys because they’re legendary sports cars and they’ve always looked gorgeous.


Then you have the 2005 Dodge Viper SRT-10, with 500 horsepower and a V10 engine is stronger, louder, faster, and meaner than anything Nick’s car can do, runs shout $50k, and it even has a sleeker look


Another would be the 2013 BMW 1M, one of the most beloved cars of the century so far.

Manual only transmission, rare and harder to get making them coveted, turbo charged, and deceptively fast. This is a car that everyone loves the moment they sit inside it and he could have gotten it for $65k.


And last but not least, a car that should be no surprise, a 2010 Audi R8. Iconic, exotic looking, manual transmission V8, they run beautifully, they’re fast and flashy but also so smooth to drive that you can deliver pizza in them without messing the food up, and every day driveable. There’s a reason Bernie sanders was caught driving one, they scream luxury and status.

This would be about $90k, but still cheaper and better than Nick’s car.

The problem with rekieta's mustang is that it's a sub-$30k car that Ford slapped a supercharger and some other bits onto and listed it for $70-ishK. Then, because Rekieta is a mouth breathing retard, he paid over $20k dealer markup (pure dealer profit they charge retards on high-demand vehicles).

Oh yeah, this 100%. Folks, if you aren’t savvy with how dealerships work, every single car is guaranteed $5-$10k marked up easily, and then they try to fuck you into spending more with extended warranties that you will quite literally never need(BUT ALWAYS GET GAP INSURANCE!). They also try to get you by talking about the monthly payment rather than the total out the door cost. So always demand the ask out the door after taxes price, and worry about payments afterward. A smart person could have gotten Nick’s car for $60k by coming in the last week of the month when everyone needs to get their quotas fulfilled, showing interest, leaving the dealership, and waiting for them to call back a few days later. If the car salesman looks even slightly happy, that means he ripped you off to some degree. A ln annoyed or pissed off salesman means you actually got the real value. Never treat salesmen like humans, they aren’t.
The But a truly smart person wouldn’t have bought it at all.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

could you enlighten us on other makes/models Nick could have better spent his money on?

I’m no expert but for my money a previously owned Aston Martin DB9 would have been a more impressive purchase at around the same price. Only fags like Pat Tomlinson and Nick think an automatic Mustang is aspirational.

If Nick hadn’t been on such a tight budget, the Bond edition DB9 would have also been a sweet nod to his boy Spectre. But any decent car is wasted on this dorky cuck.