💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Vi0l3t]

smile.mp4
"Ian, you're allowed to smile" isn't that funny or anything, it's not even really a joke it's just an offhand comment, it's especially not funny enough to be laughing with such obnoxious glee when talking about it later.

This alone would be more than enough proof that she has a huge crush on Gabe, when girls really really like a guy there's a kind of Halo effect where everything he does is amazing and he's sooo funny and everyone else is just like okay.

It has got to be painful that the only girl idubbbz has ever been with just openly has a huge, almost teenager-esque, crush on a guy that she regularly watches beat you up.

She has such a fucking ugly laugh. Her lips look ridiculous, like a hemorrhoid asshole.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

smile.mp4
"Ian, you're allowed to smile" isn't that funny or anything, it's not even really a joke it's just an offhand comment, it's especially not funny enough to be laughing with such obnoxious glee when talking about it later.

This alone would be more than enough proof that she has a huge crush on Gabe, when girls really really like a guy there's a kind of Halo effect where everything he does is amazing and he's sooo funny and everyone else is just like okay.

It has got to be painful that the only girl idubbbz has ever been with just openly has a huge, almost teenager-esque, crush on a guy that she regularly watches beat you up.

I'm counting the days until Anisa gets caught cheating on Ian with Gabe. It'll probably never happen until Gabe becomes a millionaire or has enough fame and connections as ibsDubbbz has but the time will certainly come.

Honestly, and I have no idea if this has been confirmed or not but Ian and Anisa come across as an outright sexless couple. I'm sure they've done it at least once but based on their lack of chemistry and the way Anisa talks about how gross Ian is, I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if they haven't boned in well over a year and that Anisa's been fuck buddies with Gorgeous Gabe this whole time.

 

[TokiBun]

Realistically is Goregous "I like beating my partners" Gabe the only one who could control Anisa? I mean if she tries to throw a tantrum he'd just beat the shit out of her. So many possible endings to the Johmas and all of them dark and brutal! Sweet!

 

[CTR Operative]

Again, since people apparently missed it, THERE IS NOTHING HAPPENING TODAY. Yesterday Ethan said it was pushed back to Thursday because his internet was down all weekend.

 

[Billy Bong]

Just thinking about Anisa talking about Ian having shin splints for the DR Mike fight in cc1 kinda backs up what the coach was saying about Ian never keeping up with cardio training or taking it very seriously. The main way people get bad shin splints is if they suddenly decide to dramatically in crease the intensity of their training over a short time instead of gradually increasing it and maintaining consistency (you'll probably still get them but they won't be as bad and they won't linger as long).

The fact that Ian had them on the night of the fight shows that the coach was probably riding him for clearly not doing enough cardio Ian insisting he was while he wasn't and then trying to make up for it by doing a shit ton just before the fight.

She didn't say he had shin splints. She said he had FRACTURED SHINS. She literally said he was fighting on two broken legs, and that's why he wasn't as bouncy.

SHE'S A RETARD
SHE'S A GRAFFITI WALL
SHE'S DISGUSTING
SHE RUINED HIM
Just wanted to clear that up

ETA: Ethan won't do a serious smackdown on them again until they stick their heads up again. That would be a waste. He will wait and accumulate more on them and wait for them to come out of the shadows again, then he will beat them down. Why waste ammo when they're hiding in a cave? It will be funny if they beg him to leave them alone, like Ian did with Sam Hyde.

The Candyman is no joke, but he respected their wishes. Ethan will go for the throat, and he will do it forever, every time they pop back up. As soon as I saw that content cop video I thought 'Well this is over' and hoo boy, I hope they realize the can of worms they have unleashed. He'll never stop until they're gone.

 

[Picklebernington]

Save Idubbbz from Anisa

 

[ATPH]

She didn't say he had shin splints. She said he had FRACTURED SHINS. She literally said he was fighting on two broken legs, and that's why he wasn't as bouncy.

I said shin splints because I assumed that's what she meant because if he had broken shins he straight up couldn't fight but with shin splints you'd have enough aches and pains to stop you moving rapidly and hence be not "bouncy". Though as always anisa is a retard and needs to learn being a loudmouth authority on everything is not an endearing trait or "quirky" it's genuinely detrimental to anyone trying to find her even remotely bareable.

 

[Briareus]

Save Idubbbz from Anisa

He does not want to be saved. I'm convinced a part of him is fine with her dictating his life like some psycho mom substitute. These two are a match made in hell.

 

[CarbonatedDelight]

I said shin splints because I assumed that's what she meant because if he had broken shins he straight up couldn't fight but with shin splints you'd have enough aches and pains to stop you moving rapidly and hence be not "bouncy". Though as always anisa is a retard and needs to learn being a loudmouth authority on everything is not an endearing trait or "quirky" it's genuinely detrimental to anyone trying to find her even remotely bareable.

If we're being pedantic shin splints are a type of fracture and fracture is a break, but to phrase it as a break with no other information is extremely misleading. She's just a cunt with a "well actually.." way out.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Save Idubbbz from Anisa

Did you just come out of a time machine? This reads exactly like a post from 2 years ago in this thread.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

what if the return to bad unboxing is their new "totally not boxing because we are banned from ever holding one of those again" event

In ring pillow fights or something, Gabe beats Ian with a sack full of door knobs

 

[Surfin Terf]

This is potentially illegal in Canada.

It's absolutely illegal in California where he did it. If they were invasive fox squirrels he would be allowed to trap and kill them (not relocate) without a permit, but apparently they were natives. I bet the laws are the same in Washington and Canada.

How the fuck do you luck into not having Sciurus niggers in your backyard in California and then still decide to kill the native squirrels who do live there? I can understand hating fox squirrels, they're loud, aggressive, they eat everything, scare off the birds, and piss and shit all over everything. But ground squirrels?

That's not gonna work. Bad unboxing is a host based show. People went there to watch the host, not the stuff being unboxed. Bringing back bad unboxing with new ian is like eating a hamburger without the ham.

It needs both an engaging host and interesting items and they're bringing it back with neither

what if the return to bad unboxing is their new "totally not boxing because we are banned from ever holding one of those again" event

In ring pillow fights or something, Gabe beats Ian with a sack full of door knobs

What if instead of bad unboxing they did bad boxing where they box up human skulls and send them to Jewish families? That would be humorous.

Save Idubbbz from Anisa

They deserve each other.

 

[Slur Generator]

He does not want to be saved. I'm convinced a part of him is fine with her dictating his life like some psycho mom substitute. These two are a match made in hell.

He is in love with his own enslavement.
Aristotle was right.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Save Idubbbz from Anisa

The only funny content Ian has ever made has been thanks to Anisa, and I'm not being facetious.

 

[Dean Pentel]

The only funny content Ian has ever made has been thanks to Anisa, and I'm not being facetious.

You're definitely being a wildly incorrect newfag, though.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

You're definitely being a wildly incorrect newfag, though.

Sorry, but the endless humiliation he endures because of Anisa is hilarious. It puts all of his previous attempts at humor to shame.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Sorry, but the endless humiliation he endures because of Anisa is hilarious. It puts all of his previous attempts at humor to shame.

I 1000% stand corrected, my dude.

 

[Eventide]

Correct me if I'm wrong but h3h3 still holds a grudge against keemstar? Or used to up until recently. The beef with him and keemstar where he made the first content nuke (fun fact) was over some petty internet bullshit about copyright or whatever? And that was, like what? 2020? 2019?

I fully expect him to continue felting the johmas until like 2040 at this point. If his prior beefs are anything to go by.

They're still feuding, but it doesn't take much priority compared to his Idubbz, Hasan, or even Trisha feud.

If Keemstar offered Ethan a truce, I'm sure Ethan would take it. However, I doubt Ethan will let it go on his own accord. Ethan is a petty mf'er - he literally got sued and had to be taken to mediation (a SIX YEAR process!) just so he'd stop making dumb Ryan Kavanaugh jokes (segments h3 fans didn't like/care about/want).

TLDR, Anisa and Idubbz quite possibly picked the worst man to start an internet beef with. Ethan will be bitching about this "betrayal" in 2030.

I did a search for the word "holocaust" in Lindsey Ellis's thread and bro you seem kind of obsessed with posting about this over and over and over based on not very much evidence.

I've posted loads of evidence of Lindsay's Nazi-isms. But the thread is endlessly derailed by Nostalgia Chick white knights debating whether Lindsay just made an "oopsie doopsie" when quoting Timothy McVeigh in her book, or if her Holocaust doubts are merely the result of being poorly educated on the subject due to her growing up in the backwoods of Appalachia.

....Let's just thank the lord Anisa's thread hasn't been derailed by white knights. Although Anisa is objectively uglier than Nostalgia Chick was at her prime (not that NC was a looker, but she wasn't covered in trashy scribble-doodle tattoos or had a mullet haircut). So I guess there's less people willing to let Anisa's lolcow behavior slide....?

 

[Dana scully]

Didn’t Ethan promise to release something exposing idubbbz today?

https://x.com/Awk20000/status/1934212262161731691

 

[Eventide]

Didn’t Ethan promise to release something exposing idubbbz today?

I thought he promised to release it last Friday, than canceled it 'cause he got sick?

...wouldn't shock me if he was just fronting.

Edit:

Seems Ethan delayed the release due to not having internet over the weekend/being unable to edit the video.