Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[khaine]

Your green texts are great. I enjoy them immensely. Its a nice surprise when one pops up in this thread.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

It's not like people are itchy for another one of my autistic greentexts.

That's where you're wrong.

 

[UnKillFill]

If you want to have sex with a woman who has banged a hundred dudes and used to be a man herself, you can probably make that happen.

It's not gay if she has a pussy now.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

It's not gay if she has a pussy now.

Axe gashes aren't fuckable.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

It's not gay if she has a pussy now.

 

[UnKillFill]

Axe gashes aren't fuckable.

True, but if we're talking about Trills they're fully biologically female.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Axe gashes aren't fuckable.

you'd be surprised what's fuckable if there's a will

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

you'd be surprised what's fuckable if there's a will
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While we're at it: I recently rewatched that "I'll help you out of the hospital in exchange for sex, Riker"-episode.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

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While we're at it: I recently rewatched that "I'll help you out of the hospital in exchange for sex, Riker"-episode.

Well, Lilith does cheat a lot. Him, Soong Senior.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

you'd be surprised what's fuckable if there's a will
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To be fair, he did date a nonbinary alien with no concept of gender, so he must have gotten creative in order to fuck them.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

To be fair, he did date a nonbinary alien with no concept of gender, so he must have gotten creative in order to fuck them.

Well, blowjobs are a thing, regardless.

 

[Captain Syrup]

you'd be surprised what's fuckable if there's a will
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Cool, I'll be slapping blue ass cheeks and pretending it’s for the Federation. I’m tryna get frostbite on my dick. I want her to antennae-jiggle when she comes.

 

[Flexo]

It's not like people are itchy for another one of my autistic greentexts.

Speak for yourself!

Also I needed to post the full compilation didn't I?

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

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While we're at it: I recently rewatched that "I'll help you out of the hospital in exchange for sex, Riker"-episode.

I like to imagine that he just trolled that alien girl, since we didn't get to see what happened. Like, he crossed his eyes, stuck out his tongue, touched her left elbow, and slyly winked, "was it as good for you?"

 

[Captain Syrup]

I like to imagine that he just trolled that alien girl, "was it as good for you?"

You are.... very skilled in the art of the Boom Shamalama.

 

[khaine]

She could beam me up all day

 

[khaine]

Last one. She is blonde, and nearly got Wesley killed. Whats not to like?

 

[Miller]

For some reason he looks like what I think a Vulcan lesbian would look like. Has he even been in anything of note lately? He jumped on the TDS train but other than that I haven't paid attention.

Patton Oswald killed his wife.

Why would they have a washed-up comic play Spock? Are they gonna have Spock get married and then murder her via Munchausen by proxy?

They only hire people who are in their socio-political circles.

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"Logic dictates... you should show me that dick"

"No way, fag" - Reed

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

I’m tryna get frostbite on my dick.

That might work better with Breen pussy.

 

[Post Reply]

Ladies and gentlefags, are there any particular hot dudes in Trek? I honestly can't think of any off the top of my head that stand out. I guess I liked Riker's beard, but I probably wouldn't.

Sorry, I just caught up on the thread and want to participate too, dammit!

You can always thirst over Wesley Crusher.

Spoiler: TNG S01E10 "Hide and Q"

No, the other one.