DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

1. Phil puts hoof in mouth and lies about the wheel.
2. Gets called out in chat
3. Bans person who mentioned it to prevent the unravelling

SO. MUCH. POSITIVITY.

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what a dumb faggot.
i don't professionally fly an A10 in real life, but I'll play the fuck out of DCS

 

[San Dimas High School]

1. Phil puts hoof in mouth and lies about the wheel.
2. Gets called out in chat
3. Bans person who mentioned it to prevent the unravelling

SO. MUCH. POSITIVITY.

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It's really weird what he considers expensive and not. Like an 80 dollar video game is absurd, a 500 dollar nintendo switch is absurd, but a 300 dollar wheel, just this assessory he's going to use for 1 joke game is totally normal and everyone should understand. The way he thinks about money in general and also the things he spends it on are some of his strangest attributes if you ask me.

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

 

[Julia Chang]

1. Phil puts hoof in mouth and lies about the wheel.
2. Gets called out in chat
3. Bans person who mentioned it to prevent the unravelling

SO. MUCH. POSITIVITY.

I don't know why he's playing Truck Sim.
He's not a truck guy who drives trucks in real life. If he plays a proper truck sim he would not know if the game was accurate or not since he's not a trucker guy who drives trucks all the time. It's lost on him. Do you get it?

 

[Iron Hamster]

If anyone still had any doubts about DSP being an extremely bad driver in real-life situations:

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He then had the audacity to actually blame the driver in front of him:

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This man seriously mentally ill.

Hey quick question. When Phil was doing the "vest streak" didn't he only count PayPal linked tips? Not even superchats right? I know he didn't include memberships.

He invented DSInflastion

 

[A Piece of Coal]

It's really weird what he considers expensive and not. Like an 80 dollar video game is absurd, a 500 dollar nintendo switch is absurd, but a 300 dollar wheel, just this assessory he's going to use for 1 joke game is totally normal and everyone should understand. The way he thinks about money in general and also the things he spends it on are some of his strangest attributes if you ask me.

It’s not that weird. He just uses whatever retarded logic he’s currently trying to push to fit into what he’s asshurt about that day. And he’s perpetually asshurt about stupid shit because he’s a miserable cunt with a FAT wife.

I want him to do a DSP Tries It on rat poison or a live hand grenade.

 

[Soylent Dora]

Wow. That was some disgusting begging, even for Phil.

Pretty sure he was sweating too. Can you imagine being so out of shape that begging with enthusiasm makes you sweat?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

So he was stalling OT at $134 and getting nothing

Finally he announced his self tip $16 Anon to meet the goal, at the same time a dent superchat $20 euro

Get scammed dents

And this scummy human garbage, I don't know how he can sleep at night being this evil and disgusting

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

Wow. That was some disgusting begging, even for Phil.

Pretty sure he was sweating too. Can you imagine being so out of shape that begging with enthusiasm makes you sweat?

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He sounded like he was showing actual enthusiasm earlier during Blue Prince right after he unlocked the King's Throne room and was walking around it. When he does the awkward laughs a lot (3 times within 10 minutes, I think?) it's an indicator that he's super nervous about stuff. He probably hasn't been so nervous he was sweating since Jaha.

So he was stalling OT at $134 and getting nothing

Finally he announced his self tip $16 Anon to meet the goal, at the same time a dent superchat $20 euro

Get scammed dents

And this scummy human garbage, I don't know how he can sleep at night being this evil and disgusting

He views his fans as infinitely beneath him and thus not worthy of his pity (if he even has pity). Even his biggest whale, OIC (who has to have donated 10k+ so far, right?), will still get weird awkward laughs as a response to contribution messages or massive verbal berating if he doesn't donate enough and fall into the framework that DSP expects a dent to be in (donates a lot of money, talks in chat, only talks about the game, never talks about trolls....but if I added the whole list I'd be here all day).

 

[FormerPro]

In retrospect, how bizarre was the period of time between Sir Moist mentioning that Phil was a disgusting beggar and his Kino casino renaissance? Phil trying his hardest to LARP as a genial and grateful streamer feels like a lifetime away when you compare it to his full mask off greed we've seen over the past few months, he must have been absolutely exhausted coming off stream having to hold in demanding money from his chat every 30 seconds.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Kinda_Sav brought up an interesting point from last night with Phil's non-answer here. Besides dropping the R, his body language and cope laugh indicates that he's being more defensive than usual. Does Phil really have a valid driver's license?

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[Cyber Bowling]

Kinda_Sav brought up an interesting point from last night with Phil's non-answer here. Besides dropping the R, his body language and cope laugh indicates that he's being more defensive than usual. Does Phil really have a valid driver's license?

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I think he still has a valid license, but I also think Phil is/has always been uncomfortable with driving. We know he still does it from time to time, we have photo evidence of him and Khet in the car from not too long ago. I think, thanks to Doordash and the like, he drives significantly less than during the Leanna days, which already seemed pretty limited.

IMO, he's defensive because he knows people are only asking that because his driving is so bad in game that it looks like he's never driven before. I'm sure whoever asked was a troll who only worded it that way because they couldn't outright say some variation of "Phil sucks at this game" without getting the lean in.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I don't know why he's playing Truck Sim.
He's not a truck guy who drives trucks in real life. If he plays a proper truck sim he would not know if the game was accurate or not since he's not a trucker guy who drives trucks all the time. It's lost on him. Do you get it?

It's basically Flight Sim. Phil can mindlessly sit there driving slowly, scan chat and collect support.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

it would not surprise me at all if he didn't have a license. he does not fix problems until he has to. with what he's told us regarding oil changes and broken bathrooms, it is not unreasonable to assume his license expired and he has never renewed it. probably makes kat drive when he's forced to leave the fort. it's a real longshot, but i think there's a small chance that he's doing this shit to try and "practice" driving.

 

[Nate Dingus]

Kinda_Sav brought up an interesting point from last night with Phil's non-answer here. Besides dropping the R, his body language and cope laugh indicates that he's being more defensive than usual. Does Phil really have a valid driver's license?

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It'd explain why he was whining to PPP about getting a Real ID. In Washington, a new Enhanced Driver's Licence is valid but a standard license isn't.

A Washington driver's licence lasts 6 years, and the last evidence of Phil driving was back in 2021.

So it's possible that he's let his license lapse due to increased laziness and isolation. And the idea of renewing and upgrading his license was an insurmountable hurdle.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

it would not surprise me at all if he didn't have a license. he does not fix problems until he has to. with what he's told us regarding oil changes and broken bathrooms, it is not unreasonable to assume his license expired and he has never renewed it. probably makes kat drive when he's forced to leave the fort. it's a real longshot, but i think there's a small chance that he's doing this shit to try and "practice" driving.

Don’t forget about the pic of him driving with Kat (his fat bitch wife) in the passenger seat looking like a little Dutch boy or something. Probably in the midst of her morbid weight gain.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

It'd explain why he was whining to PPP about getting a Real ID. In Washington, a new Enhanced Driver's Licence is valid but a standard license isn't.

Washington is blue AF cause of Seattle and states like that let anyone get a license, all a license does is say you can drive and you have an address in the state to have your mail sent to. The real ID is if you want to fly and it proves your a US citizen.

 

[a secret one]

It'd explain why he was whining to PPP about getting a Real ID. In Washington, a new Enhanced Driver's Licence is valid but a standard license isn't.

A Washington driver's licence lasts 6 years, and the last evidence of Phil driving was back in 2021.

So it's possible that he's let his license lapse due to increased laziness and isolation. And the idea of renewing and upgrading his license was an insurmountable hurdle.

I wouldn't put it past Philbert to intentionally let it lapse so Kat can drive him everywhere along with cooking every meal, thinking it's a 'fair trade off' since he makes most of the income and for 'allowing her' to just work part-time.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

So where did he hear the term LARPers recently? He's using it constantly.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Washington is blue AF cause of Seattle and states like that let anyone get a license, all a license does is say you can drive and you have an address in the state to have your mail sent to.

Other way around. Blue = more regulations. Compare CA and NY to TX and SD.

Anyway, there's 0 way DSP would drive without a license.