DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Does Phil wear diapers?

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that audience is divided I see him get Kick support but most of the time when I look in the Kick chat its 90% people bullying the fuck out of him my personal favorite is the emoji spam
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Hey now they are paying him with their presence. Plus he gets payed by simply streaming though I expect that to be a pitance compared to "100 sub bombs"
 
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that audience is divided I see him get Kick support but most of the time when I look in the Kick chat its 90% people bullying the fuck out of him my personal favorite is the emoji spam
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Cause kick support is just sock accounts like Omega_Sauce (Ian S), dentractors like Buckwell and BasedAlphaReal, and what appears to be a Kino tourist in Ur_future_stepdad
 
If anyone still had any doubts about DSP being an extremely bad driver in real-life situations:



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He then had the audacity to actually blame the driver in front of him:



This man seriously mentally ill.
 
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He then had the audacity to actually blame the driver in front of him:
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Phil would be a nightmare to have a car accident with IRL because he doesn't understand it'd still be his fault because the driver could've stopped for any number of reasons. But we all know he wouldn't say shit IRL if this happened and then would have a 4 hour long pre-stream cope session about his shopping trolley getting stolen as well as one wheel getting "stolen" off his Toyota Corolla while it is parked perpendicular to the actual parking spaces.
 
It is uncanny how he either yaps about something completely unrelated and pays no attention to the game OR bitches constantly about the game OR just stares forward with his dead eyes. And he is shit at everything. He embodies the worst traits of every game streamer ever.
 
Boomerjason86 powiedział(a):
Hey quick question. When Phil was doing the "vest streak" didn't he only count PayPal linked tips? Not even superchats right? I know he didn't include memberships.
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He counted only tips for the goal until last year when he tried to save the King's streak. Last year until the Kino arc he was happy with 50$ in tips streams. The rest was just a nice addition
 
So if Youtube favours the edited Khantent and no one is going back to watch the Lets Plays (It's negligable) why the fuck do you waste time archiving this SLOP YOU FAG?! You absolute MONG.

E: I'm not even saying don't try to break through the ice. I just don't care for his 'woe is me' attitude. This bitch has the audacity to say he could make a good documentary? No. Not only because he lacks
- creativity
- charisma
- passion
- a tolerable speaking voice
- the ability to say anything substantial
- the ability to use anything other than a monotonne/wavy inflection when reading a script (he imitates a Talk Show host's speaking voice)
But what's he gonna do? Read a Wiki? That shit will never hit with the type of person watching a 20 minute-10 hours long documentary! He's right. He'd have to put in effort that he just could never muster. Even though the Video Essay algorithm is easier to break through than being a lets player. He'd be brutally outskilled. Even worse than the felting streams, DSP Reacts, and DSPolitics.
 
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If anyone still had any doubts about DSP being an extremely bad driver in real-life situations:

Bad driver ingoring stop sign June15-2025.mp4

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He then had the audacity to actually blame the driver in front of him:

Bad driver ingoring stop sign blaming the other driverJune15-2025.mp4

This man seriously mentally ill.
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  1. Phil puts hoof in mouth and lies about the wheel.
  2. Gets called out in chat
  3. Bans person who mentioned it to prevent the unravelling
SO. MUCH. POSITIVITY.

 
PetiteDragon43 powiedział(a):
why the fuck do you waste time archive this SLOP YOU FAG?! You absolute MONG.
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And do what? Spend time with his family? lululul

Real talk, I'm pretty sure that this is a simple case of making 'Busy Work' for himself so he has an excuse to hole up in the office for a little while longer as well as make himself feel like he is a real deal content creator business style person. 'I work so hard in the YouTube mines toiling hour after hour to gather these videos for YOU! Yes YOU! Now guyz...'

He probably also hopes on some level that the continual video spam will help to bail some more water out of his sinking retirement account (the residual payments from his eternally dying channel)
 
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I was lucky enough to grow up on an acreage and my dad supplying us with cheap Hondas cars to go rip around the property in. That's how my brother and sisters learned manual, even some of my friends, the grind till you find method.

Even our driver instructor at 15 made us drive stick, with him having no safety net to stop or anything on his side, as he said it made everyone a better driver as you have to pay attention to a few things more.

I just belive Phil drives with both his feet, his left foot straddling the brake peddle, hunched up behind the wheel like a 70yr old Grandma
 
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