💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Smithfield Ham]

This is the ballad of Crackhead Nick,
Big red nose and a permalimp dick
Huffin' duster and neglectin' his kids
Where didja come from Crackhead Nick?

 

[Shark_ Sapiens_0001]

I'm honestly surprised a limpy dick pic hasn't leaked by now.

Thank God it hasn't happened yet, but the threat of it happening hangs over all of us like the Baldo of Damocles.

 

[Captain Manning]

Prediction: Over time, Hardin is either going to become Enemy of Balldonia #1, or #2. He'll surpass Kurt, Sean, Mama K, and possibly even Aaron (I am unsure if Nick will ever hate anybody as much as he hates Aaron).

Unfortunately for Nick, Hardin isn't "Internet people," so they are just gonna end up yelling into the void. It's not gonna be very fulfilling for him.

I also agree with @Dr Naomi Hunter that he's probably gonna call Hardin a pedophile at some point. It's only a matter of time.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nice, lighthearted clip of STMS from Stallyn19 involving Null, Rekieta, etc. It's 8 min.

- Null has "another win for the toe" in his brain. (He played Null's audio.)
- Aaron tried to get Gabe and Keanu on to STMS to "mend fences". Gabe declined. Gabe sent him 6 min of voice texts.
- Aaron doesn't care that Keanu had Ralph on her show.
- Discussed the threesome pink tie pic to excuse his RP.

(Also, Stallyn, love your work, man, but please sync up your audio.)

 

[daniel day]

I'd like to take this opportunity to wish the other dads in this thread a very Happy Father's day.

May you never physcally abuse your sons at the chiropractors office
Sell your (our) wife's nudes to your law fabclub and drag her unwillingly into a polycule
Abandon your mistress in your cokehouse with no wifi
And never give your 10 year old daughter cocaine

*make sure if you do all of those things then you record it for the KiwifarmsDotCom

Ftfy

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Nick just has to stream to gloat about this, right?

 

[Vibralldo]

Prediction: Over time, Hardin is either going to become Enemy of Balldonia #1, or #2. He'll surpass Kurt, Sean, Mama K, and possibly even Aaron (I am unsure if Nick will ever hate anybody as much as he hates Aaron).

Unfortunately for Nick, Hardin isn't "Internet people," so they are just gonna end up yelling into the void. It's not gonna be very fulfilling for him.

I also agree with @Dr Naomi Hunter that he's probably gonna call Hardin a pedophile at some point. It's only a matter of time.

Can't wait for the inevitable "hardin is a pedophile" comments he'll make against an actual practicing lawyer

 

[Fapcop]

OK, I've continuously sided with Kurt over Nick in their cooking wars, but this is just obscene. You can't brown more than about 250 grams/half a pound of ground beef at a time. The beef starts shedding liquid and then it stews rather than browns. If you need to do a lot, you have to brown it in batches.

Also, the oil goes in before the beef. You have to get the oil hot to brown the beef. Putting cold oil into a pan full of ground beef will just reduce the temperature and you'll get grey stewed sludge rather than browned ground beef.

Can none of these fuckers read a recipe book? The very first time I read a recipe for a ragu, it taught me how to brown your ground beef properly. It won't have been anything fancy -- almost certainly Delia Smith's Complete Cookery Course.

I’m always surprised when I come onto the farms to wallow in Rekieta’s misery or fed post about trannies, and find wholesome cooking/gardening/cleaning tips.

 

[Strix454]

And it's not like it would be impossible to search through the uncollated data, anyways.

The first Trump assassination showed what they could do with the data when they were really motivated. The data isn't arranged for easy access, but the data is all physically there in one place or another.

The exception to this is the so-called "gun show loophole," wherein if an individual who wants to sell a personally owned firearm to another individual, no background check is required

The "loophole" often exists in theory but not so much in practice.

In Minnesota it doesn't exist even in theory since 2023.

And just for the record, none of the laws just regulate sales of firearms. They regulate "transfers" of firearms. Letting someone even hold a gun that is your gun legally is a "transfer" at least under Minnesota law.

 

[AnOminous]

Wentzell denied #1. #2 is a separate matter from that. There may also be an appeal in #1.

Well, #2 is also in front of Judge SJW. I'd assume Hardin would take his freebie and move to disqualify but it will still be one of the judges in the cozy judgecule that is the Candy Yoshi court.

 

[SargonF00t]

True, but very rarely in life is fleeing to Mexico the correct course of action.

I disagree bish.

 

[waffle]

I'm amazed that Nick has kept it so professional when speaking about Hardin so far.

I assume everybody understands the obvious on Hardin's bodycam lawsuit - that he is a nominal plaintiff who has standing to sue because he signed the papers but has none of the baggage of being the big evil Kiwi Farms. I was expecting Nick to come right out of the gate seething about that and accusing Hardin of a litany of ethical violations over it.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Well, #2 is also in front of Judge SJW. I'd assume Hardin would take his freebie and move to disqualify but it will still be one of the judges in the cozy judgecule that is the Candy Yoshi court.

Wouldn't he be able to argue it up the chain that the county judges are colluding with a criminal to hide evidence of his wrongdoing?

 

[Vibralldo]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1934662148690456661

https://archive.is/L1x2U

Gabe is pointing out that Keanu is an empty headed hole that complained about being beaten and yet platforms Ralph who threatened Pantsu with violence.

Nick's response:
"Ralph is working on himself"
(Ralph insulted Nick's wife and children in the past)


Nick also may do the job he's required to do to meet the terms of his probation if he feels like it

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1934659713788236031

https://archive.is/2Y5Pg

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Quick question I've had but didn't think to ask until now: who the fuck are these three guys who kept washing Nick's balls this whole shitty stream? I've never heard of or seen these IRL soyjacks before or since. I'd just like them publicly shamed for enabling a crackhead.

 

[Desktop User2]

I am unsure if Nick will ever hate anybody as much as he hates not having Aaron´s cock inside him

Ftfy

 

[Neetness]

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Quick question I've had but didn't think to ask until now: who the fuck are these three guys who kept washing Nick's balls this whole shitty stream? I've never heard of or seen these IRL soyjacks before or since. I'd just like them publicly shamed for enabling a crackhead.

Fat pedophile, skinny cuck, new Zealand pedophile.

 

[daffodils]

Archive/Link

 

[AnOminous]

Wouldn't he be able to argue it up the chain that the county judges are colluding with a criminal to hide evidence of his wrongdoing?

He doesn't have to get scandalous about it, just point out they're violating the strict letter of the law. The appeals court doesn't care. If it were legal, they could "conspire" to do it and it wouldn't make any difference. There are two entities being sued. Maybe the court has a quasi-legitimate defense. Maybe the sheriff does. We just have to hope that only one of them doesn't.

I was pretty sure SJW wasn't going to reverse himself because why would he? That wasn't going to happen.

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

In the fight to get the bodycam everyone is. (I do not count Denmark, they aren’t a part of the Peninsula).

Also, it looks like Rekieta is issuing orders to his loyal retards to attack Sean, Kurt, and anyone fat who’s criticized him.

In that case shouldn't you be replacing Finland with Iceland? Finnish isn't even in the same language group if we're gonna be Scandinavian prude snobs.

Hoping the next Nick stream is him going full Mission Accomplished.