💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[thebigdream]

"Erm yeah he looks like a gay retard, but he got laid though."
Embarrassing thought process for a father in his mid-forties to have.

They're not going to fuck you EVS. Sorry you missed the boat for joining the polycule.

 

[Fapcop]

Janny Ethan Van Sciver goes out of his way to defend the honor of Nicholas Rekieta
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Rekieta temporarily unblocks Sean to offer his two cents. Janny Ethan Van Sciver continues to sweep in Rekieta's Twitter thread. Apparently, in Van Sciver's view, wearing makeup isn't considered gay, as engaging in swinging while doing so makes it, in his eyes, heterosexual and cool.
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Rekieta engages in an argument with a random Twitter user who has "MD" in their username, concerning the interpretation of Rekieta's children testing positive for cocaine. During this Twitter exchange, he emphasizes the significance of having a large following on the platform, even as he continues to spend his time debating individuals with relatively low follower counts. This is all very gay.

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lol! What a bizarro attempt at Chad-ifying the disaster that Rekieta created.

He had such a good time fucking these two “beautiful women” that he had to take industrial strength Viagra/Cialis mixture to even get half stiff, and when that didn’t work, had to squeeze his testicles into a sex toy designed for scrotum fucking for old, impotent men.

 

[Sneed Force One]

EVS, he was "fucking these beautiful women". Because he was plying them with hard drugs while his five kids went hungry and dirty.

Being "cool" doesn't outweigh child neglect you lazy fat faggot. Go steal from your fans some more you fucking hack.

 

[iheartjosh]

He wasn't fucking either of them since he was using a baldo

 

[Niggernerd]

EVS probably doesnt realize how gay he looks sweeping this hard when last week he shat on ruggeita then apologized like a little bitch. He comes off as a little gimp. Not sure why he still does it anyways. Nigg doesnt have a audience to leech off

 

[AltisticRight]

What would come out first? Ethan van Sweeper's gay frog picture book or the 5k LOCALS gift from Rugieta?

 

[SaltyFanta]

I still hold the belief that nick either has some grandfathered paperless antique firearm or a poorly cobbled together Polymer80 from when they were popular.

He has the demeanor of someone who got away with hiding an unregistered firearm from the cops (regardless if it’s usable or not).

I'm not saying that I believe he has a hidden antique gun. But it'd really fit his personality to have an old black powder revolver somewhere, as if I remember correctly older black powder revolvers aren't legally considered firearms and are actually something you can have mail ordered.

It really reminds me of the way he smugly uses technicalities to imply things while technically saying something else, it'd technically not be a gun but to any intellectually honest person it's obviously a gun. He's probably not allowed them anyway, but I can imagine him arguing with the parole officer that it's technically not a gun.

 

[Femboy Breeder]

What would come out first? Ethan van Sweeper's gay frog picture book or the 5k LOCALS gift from Rugieta?

With how shit is going we are closer to the events of Revelation than anything funny happening in the balldoverse

 

[Unimaginative Username]

I'm not saying that I believe he has a hidden antique gun. But it'd really fit his personality to have an old black powder revolver somewhere, as if I remember correctly older black powder revolvers aren't legally considered firearms and are actually something you can have mail ordered.

It really reminds me of the way he smugly uses technicalities to imply things while technically saying something else, it'd technically not be a gun but to any intellectually honest person it's obviously a gun. He's probably not allowed them anyway, but I can imagine him arguing with the parole officer that it's technically not a gun.

An interesting point, but muzzleloaders require you to measure a powder charge and ram the bullet firmly against the powder, and Rekieta is allergic to anything requiring effort or concentration. It's much more likely that he'd just go to his drug dealer and make arrangements to buy a gun off of him or one of his criminal associates.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

I still hold the belief that nick either has some grandfathered paperless antique firearm or a poorly cobbled together Polymer80 from when they were popular.

He has the demeanor of someone who got away with hiding an unregistered firearm from the cops (regardless if it’s usable or not).

I'm not saying that I believe he has a hidden antique gun. But it'd really fit his personality to have an old black powder revolver somewhere, as if I remember correctly older black powder revolvers aren't legally considered firearms and are actually something you can have mail ordered.

It really reminds me of the way he smugly uses technicalities to imply things while technically saying something else, it'd technically not be a gun but to any intellectually honest person it's obviously a gun. He's probably not allowed them anyway, but I can imagine him arguing with the parole officer that it's technically not a gun.

Black powder is included in the prohibited firearms in Minnesota for felons. There is also no registration of non NFA firearms in Minnesota. It's a popular misconception that there exists a US wide registry for handguns and rifles that police can just look up. Nick can petition to restore his rights and frankly I wouldn't be surprised if they grant it considering how they're covering for him. "I need a gun to defend my family from the evil stalker farms!"

 

[Folgers Can]

You are reading too much into it. His humor is just shit.

π is 3.14.
Ethan likes pie.
Ethan and he are both fathers (unfortunately so, in Nick's case, at least)

I mean, I am sure he wants to hang onto EVS because he doesn't really have that many allies or friends left. He did shower call him, after all.

You're both reading too much into it. Surely that was just some cuck code telling EVS how his loyalty will be rewarded, and it won't taste any cleaner than that urinal did.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Someone needs to take the image of Nick somehow looking gay with two women kissing him into two Aarons kissing him. I don't know an AI I can use to do that or I'd just do it myself.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

“We had a real AIDs scare on our hands when she was with all of those Jamaicans”
-t. Rekieta

 

[Drama Trauma]

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Nick implying he didn't turn out OK because of his father.
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Only if Bob have talked much more about how much and how good he fucked Celeste to little Nick.
Things would surely turned out differently and better.
What a waste of potential. No wonder Nick didn't turned out OK.

 

[Adamsagaybug]

Psychology observation. Nick appears to be blaming Bob for how he turned out in the posted Tweet, but all signs point to Nick's narcissistic mother Celeste as the one who created the monster that is Nick today. If Nick has NPD, and I believe he probably does then this is a form of projecting blame on the weaker parent.
As far as I know Nick has never said a peep derogatory about his mother. Narcissists often idealize their narcissistic mothers so they can maintain the illusion of the perfect family unit no matter how fucked up their childhood was. Nick was clearly coddled and spoiled rotten by Celeste. And this could explain Nick's sister becoming a lesbian and moving far away from the family as the "scapegoat" In other words Nick was probaby the "golden child" aka a "mama's boy" Nick never separated from mommy and became an individual like normal mentally healthy children do, so every relationship he has is about finally discarding his "mother" It's not a complicated dynamic if you really study and think about it. Kayla is Nick's mother, and he tried to turn April into his mother so he could discard her in his mind too. Think Norman Bates relationship with his dead mother in Psycho.

Scape goat id call him a raped goat the way women A A RON manage to fuck with his mind. Any slight against him puts him into a mood. Look at what her reads on YT live chats and talks about.

 

[Desktop User2]

Janny Ethan Van Sciver goes out of his way to defend the honor of Nicholas Rekieta

Only the cool kids have a third wheel by supplying her cocaine and shelter, it´s totally not what niggers do with crackwhores at all...

BTW, for shit they are, at least most of those niggers dont go offering the mother of their five children to strangers for sucking cock but hey! They are not as cool as Niggieta.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

"Erm yeah he looks like a gay retard, but he got laid though."
Embarrassing thought process for a father in his mid-forties to have.

First layer of bullshit in that tweet, I wouldn't call either of them beautiful, let alone "incredibly beautiful". Second wasn't Nick only fucking April, which was the cause of the whole blowup where Kayla gently put her xannied out foot down and said get rid of her or I'm leaving?
I don't know anything about this EVS cuck, nor do I want to, but I think I saw something skimming through about him having a wife. That must have been the only pussy he's ever gotten if he thinks the fact Nick fucked TWO girl can excuse anything else in the last year or two.

 

[chalkyresidue]

First layer of bullshit in that tweet, I wouldn't call either of them beautiful, let alone "incredibly beautiful". Second wasn't Nick only fucking April, which was the cause of the whole blowup where Kayla gently put her xannied out foot down and said get rid of her or I'm leaving?
I don't know anything about this EVS cuck, nor do I want to, but I think I saw something skimming through about him having a wife. That must have been the only pussy he's ever gotten if he thinks the fact Nick fucked TWO girl can excuse anything else in the last year or two.

Andrea is his second wife.
His first wife left him for a skydiving instructor.

 

[AltisticRight]

You're both reading too much into it. Surely that was just some cuck code telling EVS how his loyalty will be rewarded, and it won't taste any cleaner than that urinal did.

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Pi has infinite digits.
Just like the excuses skelly has for dosing his children.

Pi is irrational. Just like skelly.

Pi is a constant. Just like the failures in skelly's life.

Pi's digits are randomly distributed yet we can't prove it. Just like Skelly's dosing of his children.

Pi is a transcendental number. Just like the scalp of skelly's daughter, which transcends all human understanding of metabolism.

The capitalised Pi denotes a product of a sequence. It's a big Pi, and like Sean, he eats lots of big pies, the product is being fat. Because Sean is fat.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Andrea is his second wife.
His first wife left him for a skydiving instructor.

More like he was a muff diving instructor, amirite?
But that sucks for Nick he can't even be the coolest cuck in his group of friends. He wanted his first wife to leave him for an amateur boxing instructor, but that was only good enough to swing and get gay raped for a few months. Instead of divorce he ended up with 5 years of probation and forced sobriety.
ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE!