💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Swole McPole]

Keanu has been branding herself as a crusader against men who physically and mentally abuse women, including talking to media about her own experiences (e.g. a professional Trump impersonator ex-boyfriend who broke her wrist).

Wait, she was banging a guy who made a living impersonating the Donald? With the orange fake tan and the blonde comb over?

Weirdest fetish ever. Makes Rekieta's love life seem normal by comparison.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

I hope they were able to find a tripod in that hoarder house, otherwise they probably had one of the kids take that gross pink and red picture.

 

[Vibralldo]

Ralph saying people want rackets dead. To be fair, yeah. Medicinally dosing your child with cocaine doesn't really help your case.
Nick wished death on people who did far less.

And Nick wants women that make fun of him to die.

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"Because it was funny", screams the least funny man, "im just silly and weird." You know maybe embarrassing your children and yourselves isn't worth a shit joke. It might be worth it if you were actually funny like Ralph, but you failed at even that. Its all cringe on the tl.

Photoshoot for what? Was this professionally taken? Why? Is there more? I have so many questions.

People trying to figure out what lies Nick refers to are wasting your time.

We saw during the Frank's motion that Nick's definition of lie is very different between applying to himself and others. He still maintains the cop lied because he didn't explicitly state where the video was taken from, even though adding such an explanation would have made no difference.

To this date, Nick will say he hasn't lied about anything. He started swinging only after all the denials, don't you know?

Nick doesn't have logic when it comes to lies, it's just say whatever helps him in the moment

 

[Stationary aszs]

Ok I just saw this picture

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Go ahead and give me the puzzle prices.

His fashion sense is ass. Peach colored shirt and shorts. The tie is so egregious. He can't tie it correctly both ends are wrong. The knot isn't tied correctly, from what I can see (due to the quality) he tried a "four in hand" style but there is no dimple at the bottom of the knot. Most knots have a dimple at the base. Even if it's supposed to be goofy the tie and shoes clash with the shirt and shorts. If it were just the shirt, shorts, and a pair of khaki dock shoes or flip flops it would be fine (except for the wrinkles). A tie is meant to complement the the shirt not the focal point. For a flaming faggot who's eaten another man's semen, he sure doesn't have the fashion sensibilities of one.

Edit : grammar

One thing I just thought of... who is taking the photo?

Edit: @Rabid Weasels beat me to it

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick cannot bring himself to watch any of the former LawTube members or panelists. He stopped doing trials and that is why all the other LawTuber's numbers stagnated. He is in control of LawTube. If Nick stops streaming trials, everyone else suffers as well. Isn't that weird. DUI Guy, Good Lawgic, Legal Mindset, and Emily D. Baker and including Nick's numbers went down because he stopped streaming trials. Don't you get it, Kurt? Also, Nick's reason are not excuses.

This is beyond sad and pathetic

Nick STILL thinks he's a special snowflake rockstar that can pull 100,000 people despite now averaging less than 1% of that. It's just muh algorithm and Nick choosing to not be popular (for some reason) and this is a transparent and pathetic attempt to try and get lawtube to boost him up by lying and say they need him to boost him up.

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Nick said in Karmic’s chat that the prescription in Celeste’s name was just an anti-viral medication. But first he had to give a faggy non-answer because he’s a butthurt bitch.

Why wasn't it in Nick's name, then if he was sick?

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick claims he's deliberately leaving breadcrumbs and yet we're the bad guys for investigating them and posting our findings

Well, Keanu now platforms a man who is a convicted sex offender and who has been illicitly recorded as threatening to kill his 2nd wife.

So it looks like Keanu supports and condones distribution of pornography for purposes of revenge / malfeasance against women, as well as verbal, physical and mental abuse against female spouses.

Well done, Keanu.

Melton should link her butthole photos again
If Ralph's revenge porn is ok then surely Melton posting publicly available photos of her should be ok too

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

When he farts, trace amounts of Aaron's tadpoles are found on his pants.


Anti-viral for what? HIV?

Valtrex is my guess.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Why wasn't it in Nick's name, then if he was sick?

I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt here, I've taken pain medication scripted to another family member, just because it was leftover after their course of treatment.
Saved me a painful trip to the drug store.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt here

I'm not, it's Nick.
He's lying.

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt here, I've taken pain medication scripted to another family member, just because it was leftover after their course of treatment.
Saved me a painful trip to the drug store.

Nah. Nick's probably getting his mom to get him additional addy scripts because he's grown tolerant of the existing ones

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt here, I've taken pain medication scripted to another family member, just because it was leftover after their course of treatment.
Saved me a painful trip to the drug store.

Momma Celeste knows how little Nitrous Nicky can get without his scripts, I'm sure she just loaned him a few hundred whatever. Or maybe some valium to keep Qayla in a Qoma. Stupid whore of a daughter-in-law, can't even keep their precious son happy.

 

[RussianParasite]

There have been some good observations about this photo so far, including that Kayla looks busted and Nick can’t dress himself like an adult.

However, there are three things that stand out to me about this photo that I think are being glossed over: infidelity, drug abuse, and child neglect.

KYS, Nick.

 

[Beavis]

EVS literally tells Nick not to send him photos because he’ll leak them and he does it anyways.

 

[deeman]

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Nick said in Karmic’s chat that the prescription in Celeste’s name was just an anti-viral medication. But first he had to give a faggy non-answer because he’s a butthurt bitch.

Claydabbler? That goofy sidekick to Stutjo? Really, the Dabbleverse has come full circle, he would probably fit as a goofy yes man under duress to Nick now when John stopped streaming,

 

[Sneed Force One]

There have been some good observations about this photo so far, including that Kayla looks busted and Nick can’t dress himself like an adult.

However, there are three things that stand out to me about this photo that I think are being glossed over: infedeltiy, drug abuse, and child neglect.

KYS, Nick.

Someone in a Youtube comment made an interesting point.
Nick is too lazy to set up a selfie stand. So it is highly likely that Nick roped one of his child victims into taking a picture of daddy being a gay-coded faggot while their two mommies dress like slutty whores.
I feel deep sadness for them, they'll grow up believing sexuality and intimacy is a show of force. Expose yourself, present yourself, make an exhibition of desire.
No room for tenderness or complexity, simply get on the leather rack and be someone's plaything. Its very, very sad.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Wait, she was banging a guy who made a living impersonating the Donald?

He does that now but I don’t think he was doing so when they dated. His name is Jason Skzup, he performs as Jason Scoop, and he made headlines this year for harassing Alec Baldwin. His violence toward Keanu and other women was written up by the New York Post and other media a few months ago. Here’s the Daily Mail piece.

EVS literally tells Nick not to send him photos because he’ll leak them and he does it anyways.

As has already been noted, Nick sends EVS photos precisely because he wants them made public.

 

[I'm still your friend.]

Keanu, you do realise Ethan Ralph is a rapist, right? A convicted sex offender?
He put his chubby little penis in a sleeping woman's mouth and still reminisces to this day it was the best BJ he's ever had.

lmao, the funniest thing to me is that Ralph could orally sodomize a woman without waking her up
NOT PACKING!

 

[Sneed Force One]

lmao, the funniest thing to me is that Ralph could orally sodomize a woman without waking her up
NOT PACKING!

She probably dreamed it was an interdental brush.

 

[Vibralldo]

Momma Celeste knows how little Nitrous Nicky can get without his scripts, I'm sure she just loaned him a few hundred whatever. Or maybe some valium to keep Qayla in a Qoma. Stupid whore of a daughter-in-law, can't even keep their precious son happy.

Precious little Nicky NEEDS double his prescription! Mommy knows better than that pesky government that's lying and oppressing Nick because he's so special!

EVS literally tells Nick not to send him photos because he’ll leak them and he does it anyways.

Nick's gonna send him more. He wants it leaked because of his shame fetish

Someone in a Youtube comment made an interesting point.
Nick is too lazy to set up a selfie stand. So it is highly likely that Nick roped one of his child victims into taking a picture of daddy being a gay-coded faggot while their two mommies dress like slutty whores.
I feel deep sadness for them, they'll grow up believing sexuality and intimacy is a show of force. Expose yourself, present yourself, make an exhibition of desire.
No room for tenderness or complexity, simply get on the leather rack and be a plaything. Its very, very sad.

Nick claims it was a photoshoot

So he paid a photographer to come to his house and take photos of him, his wife, and mistress so he can send them to his friends

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Nick's gonna send him more. He wants it leaked because of his shame fetish

Someone else suggested it could be because Kayla told him not to share them publicly... but he convinced her to let him share them to Ethan at least.
That sounds plausible to me because of how manipulative Nick is. But, admittedly, just speculation.